bro pls come to the hockey game they have scenes paralleling melodramatic renaissance era religious imagery i swear like theres thematic elements akin to mitski lyrics dude i promise shit is gna b so rife w melancholic metaphors for the transience of youth youll love it man

@thedeparted_rat caping for a league that doesnt even care enough to make it more accessible they need some self respect

@fockeytalk @Nike @AnthonyMingioni ITS WORKING

@PierreVLeBrun nerd

RT @Simmonds17: E.A.G.L.E.S eagles LFG!!!!!!!!

need the hockey media figures n old heads to wrap up the dogshit takes on the halftime performance by midnight

@PulletsReprise @notafan_jo hard to remember anything from any given all star skills games tbf

@thedeparted_rat he said to expect storytelling n he delivered as per usual!!

RT @21metgala:

elmo witnessing you getting called a pedophile is wild

@rlmaybestine oh i know its not even an age thing either, really. something much more sinister at work

buddy is pissed he got hair plugs for this

stepped out in a cute lil light washed boot cut jean n buried that man

o philadelphia may your poles b dry n plenty in grittys name amen

@engelsein13 @PredsNHL ill fight off the nerds who always say some shit like “focus on winning a game” w a stick i promise

@chicletsbian i realized id never drawn a shrimp !which is criminal !so i tried my hardest to lock in

@throwingcatfish insane face card gorgeous hair and illiterate he may be roman josi