Jordy Scheinberg
@shortyjeinberg
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You look so good with blonde hair and black roots its not even funny.
LA / Tiki Bars
Joined March 2009
I’m absolutely rock hard for setting personal boundaries
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Do you ever have a therapy session so rough that even your therapist cries? Only during cancer season but damn 😵💫
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I hate when I remember that people I know believe in god
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Spent Mother’s Day with my family writing down rankings of how we think my deceased grandparents would rank family members from best to worst
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I feel a true level of peace and serenity not being a taylor swift fan
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I can’t believe the padres wear camo EVERY WEEK to honor the military 🤢
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I just spent $6 on one (1) topo chico and I am officially ready to leave new york
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Jealous of people who don’t use tik tok who aren’t seeing the accidentally Wes Anderson videos
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Put myself in a bad mood thinking about how much I hate the aesthetics of Easter
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Can’t express how uninterested I am to see you style a denim maxi skirt three ways
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I say it every year but This year is the year I bring ska back into my life
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