Shivoham
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My sister slapped me on the face while my parents were out. I hit my own cheek to keep it red until my parents saw it.
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My younger cousin in the 5th grade, named Aayushi, was asked by her teacher to maintain a journal. Instead of forcing her mother to buy her an expensive one, she chose to use her dad's diary, the one he had received from the insurance agent
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When I was in 5th class , our EVS teacher wanted us to do an activity. She gave us an assignment to make a family tree, and everyone was excited to do it. Some had big families, some had small families, and even a dog listed as a sibling.
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Covered it with white chart paper, drew smiley sunflowers, in the lonely corner of the cover she wrote "LONG LIFE". It's the meaning of her name. She doesn't know fancy words like eternity and petrichor.
I loved how her name could be a lie, a boon, a curse at the same time.
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Other students followed by putting their own pictures on the tree, and I learned a valuable lesson that day
-that family can be anyone who loves and cares for us.
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It was a powerful moment, and I'll always remember the kindness and inclusivity that my classmates showed that day. It's a lesson that I think we can all benefit from remembering, especially in times of hardship or when we're feeling alone
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I would prefer to remain single my whole life rather than engage in such a relationship. Mental peace is important, after all.
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*A quick date*
I reached the cafe on time *somehow* and sat on a red round chair. She was waiting for me there.
She: Hello Shivoham, nice to meet you.
Me: Hello, nice to meet you too. By the way you have selected a good cafe.
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I'm so Ugly that when someone asks for my address I answer " Ugly gali me". 😔
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Kk was Arijit Singh before Arijit Singh. The one who immortalised dosti for us. The OG Indian idol.
Tu hi meri shab, kya mujhe pyar hai, Zara sa, Dil ibadat alvida and many more of his hits are still alive in my heart.
“Ye pal yad ayenge har pal.” :')
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Once in my village, during my childhood, my grandmother and I were digging the ground in our front yard. She used a small spade to dig, while I helped her collect the remnants of soil with my tiny, fragile hands. This might sound boring, but...
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Bodied Charles Darwin! 😭
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My elder sister recently got her lower tooth extracted, but she could do a lot better without me.😝
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Mam seemed to realize something was wrong, but before she could say anything, my classmates put their own picture on the tree and said they were family now.
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*I fell in love with my biology teacher. So I proposed to her*
Me: Mammary me.
Teacher: buddhi Breast ho gyi hai kya tumhari ?
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You have lost so many water bottles, yet never in your life felt thirsty. Similarly, you have lost so many people too. Then why do you need to feel unloved? :')
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"Maa! But why do we pray for only nine days for navratri" little Shruti asked.
"Because it took 9 months to give birth to a goddess like you" her mother replied.
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But one of my classmates Mahir's tree was blank, and the teacher asked if they forgot to do their homework. The student said they didn't have a family, and everyone in the class became silent.
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Asked my parents for the “Ben-10 watch when I was a kid got this instead of the Omnitrix. Still glad I have it.”
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When I was 6, I used to think that my television screen was small, which is why her head was not visible.
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How to make money from Twitter and Instagram: (1) Go to 'Account Settings' (2) Click 'Deactivate your account' (3) Go back to work!
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Date a poet, and you might think you'll leave them, but they'll simply portray you in their poems and cage you forever!
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Do you still remember when you were a child and used to draw a hut between the mountains, a rising sun, grass all around, and a road that went somewhere?
Somewhere that had no end :)
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A Birthday Present is just a reward for not dying that year :)
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With all the politics and nastiness around in Timeline, leaving this here. Dare u to not watch it on loop. ❣️
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“Marks don't matter.” a topper student said. Ten years later, he married an acid attack victim and proved it. :')
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Have you ever seen new leaves sprouting in trees after the Autumn season?
That's exactly how a broken heart heals when it finds the right person.
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~_^
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She grows flowers on her wrist, so that, when her husband holds her hands brutally, It will leave a fragrance on his hands, reminding him of her love, and also some thorns, just to remind him of his own violence :')
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Men deserve to be loved.
Men crave for being loved.
Men too miss their beloved.
Men cry when they want to.
Men feel sorry when they are to.
Men feel helpless, hopeless, too.
Men have feelings after all.
Men are human beings after allm.
Men are beings too, humans, afterall.
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Those days were truly awesome when we were all only addicted to Doraemon, instead of fake friends, social media, mobile phones, meaningless songs, and meaningless people.
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Isn't it strange how one person can have many roles in your life love, best friend, love, mentor and when you lose that one person, you lose all of them. :')
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I took her hand and crossed the road. Then I put it on the footpath and went back for her other body parts 💀
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Me: chalo dadi bahar ghum k aate hai.
Dadi: Mere ghutno me dard hai, abhi knee chal skti.
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'i hate clouds at night'
Why?
'they block my view of mom'
*an orphan*
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In childhood my parents used to buy half ticket fare for my train journey. And now when I'm not a child, I buy full Ticket fare. But I still don't understand how I became a full fare passenger after losing my other half-my childhood.
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Why is the Taj Mahal, an ideal for lovers ?
Because they believe in 'संग मरमर'
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Excuse me ; did you just fall down from heaven? Or is that just how your face always looks 🥸❤️
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It's funny that I always surprised my friends in school when they tried to surprise me on my birthday by telling them, 'TODAY ISN'T MY BIRTHDAY.' They would ask, 'How is this possible?' and I would explain, 'I celebrate my birthday according to the Hindu calendar.'
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Once upon a time, theta was a famous thief. He used to loot a lot but then came a detective Tan(90-θ), who eventually Cot θ :P
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I don’t know who needs to hear this and as a result I won’t say it because I don’t know who needs to hear this.
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*Partition a quick thread*
You were standing on the line. You put a pomegranate on your head. And asked me to take a aim. I said I can't, my hands will tremble. You told me I had to and tutored me to just focus on your bindi.
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The sky is calm above me
The water is stable beneath me
could i match these?🙁
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In a world of Computers.
“They wrote their love story on a type writer where there was no Edit Option or Backspace.”❣️
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Would it be considered childish for this particular song to be a favorite? 🙂
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Electrons Never remain in their place kyuki wo Bohr ho jate hai ;)
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I'm so sad that my psychologist has now started seeing a psychiatrist.
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That 'orange' dress he wore for the school choir that August, made those '52 seconds' priceless for the rest of his life..
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I tried fishing once.
But I caught your tender hand.🙈
Held you, brought you home.❤️
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Meanwhile in Bihar
"Kal sare bache periodic table yad krke ayenge nahi toh marke Copper fad denge."
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Some of us are like ships that refuse to let go of their anchors. We hold on to people for too long, before we finally begin to move on.
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What if God did teach us before sending us here...but like every classroom, there are some students who never pay attention and we are one of them :P
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Is there any way I could eat Fish and Chicken and still be called Vegetarian?
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I'm so dumb that whenever I go for an IQ test, everyone asks me AYE KYU ? 😔
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