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4 years
Girls be named Naina and then have eyes that don't work
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@shivamishraa
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I've been playing chess wrong my entire life
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Just an innocent children's blanket
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I'm feeling whatever these shoes are feeling
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the way brown parents think they can fool robbers by leaving one light on before going out 😭😭😭
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See what my cousin found
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@shivamishraa
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Young Hritik Roshan looks like adult Hritik Roshan just smaller
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This is why I have trust issues
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They could've chosen a better colour for the water bottle-
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Irl asked for twitter, I think I dodged him
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@shivamishraa
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They didn't think this through-
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@shivamishraa
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Was cleaning my room.. found this .. now am not cleaning my room
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@shivamishraa
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Local Indian restaurant names are just so creative 😭😭😭
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@shivamishraa
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How many wall clocks do u need? Anjali-yes
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@shivamishraa
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Ask an iPhone user for notes and they'll send this
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Made Cartoon Dwight ! Where y'all office fans at ❤️
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The most ambitious crossover in the history of crossovers-
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@shivamishraa
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4 years
Didn't wanted to post because bad hair day but eh nvm
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@shivamishraa
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:'''''''''''''''')
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@shivamishraa
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Batman's wallet is called Batua
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@shivamishraa
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Why do all attractive people have MASSIVE foreheads
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Girls these Nikhils, Aryans will break yo heart Date Shivams
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@shivamishraa
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3 years
Fuck breakups have you ever changed an answer on a test that was originally correct
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3 years
Forget the Simpsons, Suniyo and Gian predicted the future
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@shivamishraa
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This could be us but you keep assuming I have hoes 😔
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@shivamishraa
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Wait till girls find out we have to poke our dick holes weekly with toothpicks so they don't jam
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Abs should stay forever once you make them 😭😭😭
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@shivamishraa
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friends who spontaneously look away when you're typing in your password >>>>>
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I don't think they thought this through-
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@shivamishraa
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Shaan Mendes
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Timmy-Can I copy your pose Shivam bro? Me-Sure fam just don't make it too obvious.
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Ok but taste of homeopathy medicines>>>>>>
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@shivamishraa
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Idk how many more "Seh lenge thoda" I got left in me man
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Fuck zodiac signs how do you put on glue
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Anime protagonist energy 100
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DiamondHEAD
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What's this pocket for
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Wtf are these shoes 😭
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@shivamishraa
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imagine helping a friend you have crush on flirt with other people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 couldn't be me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Please refrain from using the 45° tilted laughter emoji pls I beg you
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SHE SAID YES GUYSSS!!!!!!!😭😭🥺🥺❤️❤️ my mom said she'd buy me the Super Speed Blastway Hot Wheels Track Set limited edition !!!!!
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@shivamishraa
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Same girl same
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Team wavy hair falling on forehead gang wya
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Unpopular opinion but More movies need to end with the villain winning
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"It's 12 am already" bf "it's only 12 am" gf
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Cool cool cool cool cool
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Hot people's knees crack when they bend
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This is how my trust issues began
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I know what they mean but I just hate my mind 😭😭😭
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Imagine dating him 🤡👌
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@shivamishraa
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All dick shapes matter
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The only right way to make sandwiches
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Normalize the acronym cmao for crying my ass out ✨
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Friendships like these>>>>>
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I am 19 and still can't grow a full beard, but that doesn't stop me from being the best version of myself.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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It's tough being unphotogenic, I take 15 selfies and delete 20 😭😭😭
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Madison Beer Gladison Beer
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@shivamishraa
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So apparently my brain is smart enough to tell me I'm forgetting something but not smart enough to tell me what I'm forgetting???
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The person: The hobby:
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People who follow just to get a follow back and then unfollow... I hope you stub your toe on every table corner today 🥰🥰🥰
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Hate when people smash cake on people's faces
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Aryabhata invented 0 to count the number of fucks my parents give about my opinion
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Heartbroken people are the funniest
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@imsiraaaj loved your performance in Ra. One btw
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Being mistaken as a catfish is such a compliment, like You think my pictures are hot enough to fool people online 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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WANT
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If your number of followers is greater than your number of tweets.. Congratulations on being ridiculously hot
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No one- Me-tries to find the name of the film every time this comes on screen
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I-
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Low-key don't wanna cut my hair
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People are so talented
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Images that make you feel pain
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Being siblings mean pointing finger at random animals appearing on tv and saying "Dekh Tu TV pe aagyi"
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Therapist hun, sabko don't be sad bolta hun
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desi people opening their refrigerator-
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ok but why does this look like your gf just found that you’re on Tinder 😂😂😂
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Ion like these photos because I look very sad But still they have some nice aestheek-thaak vibe to em
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I literally hate my mind so much
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The amount of effort it goes in removing pomegranate seeds isn't worth the taste of pomegranate seeds
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Girls eating chewing gum is so hot
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Seems legit
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There's a chance your pet might have named you too
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Guys who look nice in short hair have no idea how lucky they are
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My father's WhatsApp vocabulary is limited to "ok" and "👍"
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I'm hot girl shit Do me 😳
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What them fingers do-
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I just want someone with whom I can share my weird dreams
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The confidence boost your favourite outfit gives you >>>>>>
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Posting Only because my hair look dope and @AdhunaaS edited it ✨
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Ugly nose gang 🙌
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Me-*tries to take a picture* Behen- imma ruin this man's whole career
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Why have people stopped using XD? xd is cool bring xd back
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How could Cinderella lose her shoe if it was meant to fit her perfectly
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Wow
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a conversation between my crush and me-
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Will she get the hint now?
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