New official members of the SEZ!
Welcome
@madscientists_x
🧪, keep your safety glasses on because this is about to get mad shitty 🥽💩
5% of all mad scientist royalties will now go to buying $HITMOS
Double Dribble - the shitmos dumb contract that dribbles $SHITMOS to Shitmos NFT holders... is ready. If you wish to receive your dribble, be sure to delist your nft. Double dribble will dribble 2.22 shitmos per nft held at random intervals with little to no advance warning.
Shitmos NFT Mint is Live on
@StargazeZone
💩💫
Brownlist phase is open for 24H! Make sure u wipe 🧻👋
🔗 -
Show us your mint below for a chance to win a free $HITMOS NFT 🎉
Our new shitsite is Live!
Let us drop the link 🚽 -
Giving away this $HITMOS NFT to celebrate 🎁
To Enter
Comment your best shit meme 💩
RT + Tag frens
Make sure you are following us!
We have officially Sold Out on
@StargazeZone
!
Ty everyone for believing in the Shit Economic Zone 🤝💩
Who’s ready for their $HITMOS shitdribblez? 👀
Secondary is now Live:
SEZ NFTS have been infected by the
#CreepyCompanions
🧟
All SEZ NFT holders can claim a whitelist spot for the upcoming launch on
@StargazeZone
⭐
⚠️ Stop by the AAA discord & find the “SEZ” channel to claim your WL or dm
@cyberhuahua
@CelestineSloths
Join…the…SEZ…
We…only…ask…for…2%…of…royalties…
Small…price…for…uniting…cosmos…with…self…deprecating…humor…
Whew, man, it takes forever to type like that
With the ~800,000 $HITMOS now in the Shitmos Hub Treasury, that means that 13% of total supply is staked to the Hub, ~17% in LPs on Osmosis (between all pools), and 8% is in the Treasury. Largest single holder has around 5% of total supply. We're trying to make $HITMOS rug-proof
SHITMOS X COSMUS CARTOL ⚛️
MEME CONTEST 🤡
Post a meme in the comments (It can be any meme or about cosmos)
REQUIREMENTS
Follow
@ShitonCosmos
@CosmusCartol
RT + Tag Frens
Join Telegram
MAY THE SHITTIEST MEME WIN 💩
SEZ member awareness/recognition Day 4: 4 is 2^2 so today we’re highlighting our very special friends,
@madscientists_x
. One of the best pfp-worthy collections around and an awesome community. Everything is an experiment.
SEZ member awareness/recognition Day 2: Punks
@Punks_SG
- 3% of proceeds from royalties go to the SEZ wallet. And they have some awesome things going on with NFT staking and
#casegaze
Shitmos NFT Mint is Live on
@StargazeZone
💩💫
Brownlist phase is open for 24H! Make sure u wipe 🧻👋
🔗 -
Show us your mint below for a chance to win a free $HITMOS NFT 🎉
Milestone reached for shitmos nft collection:
Total of 10 double_dribble(s) and 46k shitmos distributed to shitmos nft holders!
If shitmos goes to $100 milly that would mean $460k worth of value. Think about that for a sec 🤔
Whoever created the SHITMOS/UM pool clearly understands us. Was that you,
@zmanian
? ?
@hdevalence
? Whoever it was, you get a brown medal today for spreading joy.
The first Shitmos DAO is live. It's for the Shitmos Economic Zone and lives on the Stargaze blockchain variant of DAO DAO. If you hold an official Shitmos NFT, you can stake it to become a member and participate in governance. Why? To decentralize the project, and build more hype
We have formed a Triple Shit Peak 💩⛰️
Will we break through the Shit Resistance this time?
$HITMOS currently at 250k FDV, proving that you can survive even with Cosmos Shit Liquidity 🪠
The Best Shit Coin on $ATOM!
📢 "The Creeptonian" auction is over & sold for 12.5k $STARS 🤯 50% of proceeds will go towards Creepy Dao wallet 🔥
We also staked royalties of last two weeks, 17.5k $STARS back into DAO wallet🤑
3rd community drawing "BeetleJuice" took place yesterday, missed it ⁉️ We got u👇
Let's start a daily SEZ member awareness/recognition. Day 1: King Shid Club - 50% (!) proceeds from royalties go to the SEZ wallet. Very affordable right now, so if you want a 💩 with a 👑 on it, you'll be supporting the SEZ in a kingly manner!
How about a weekend challenge? The next 3 wallets that sweep 3 Shitmos NFTs off the floor will receive a prize of 1 Shitmos NFT. That’s right, basically buy 3 get 1 free! Great way to start/add to your Shitmos collection. Challenge ends Sunday at 11:59 PM EST.
SM LM Slide 2 from the pitch deck of “Get
@CelestineSloths
to join the SEZ”:
@zmanian
thinks it would be hilarious. He gets a lot of 💩 thrown at him around here, and I think even his critics would agree he could use a good chuckle every now and then
SEZ member awareness/recognition Day 9: IBC Goblins by
@AAAMetaHuahua
. What can we say? The goblins bring hella energy and have been storming the
#SEZ
with 10s of thousands of STARS.
@GoblinsIbc
You may have thought this poll was for laughs but we’re cooking something up for the high rollers, gentleman, and scholars among you. We are planning to release mini 1/1 collections on the 2nd of every months based on input from X polls. Here’s a teaser:
New Turd Analysis coming in Hot & Fresh 💩
Seems as if we reached a period of constipation & someone had to let out a massive dump followed by some shit dribbles left over 🚽
Hope they used their paper hands to wipe! 🧻👋
$HITMOS
Shitmos Hub update: We have received the >800,000 $HITMOS tokens that were locked in the flambe contract from our genesis on
@startcookingapp
. Big thanks to the start cooking team, who believed in us enough after such a strong amount of staking and governance on the Shitmos Hub
SEZ member awareness/recognition Day 5: Angry Parents - These pissed progenitors send a massive 50% of royalties to the
#SEZ
. Grab one today, they make a nice pfp!
@AAAMetaHuahua
is the first nft team on
@StargazeZone
to basically leave the platform to go multichain, with the goal of bringing new people back to Stargaze, and legitimately doing so. Organic as f*** growth. Gotta love it 🙏🏽
@Cyberhuahua
are just inches from a 3x...👀❤️🔥🐶🧟♂️
The platform is a month old! What we have been able to achieve in this time:
1. The total volume of the platform is 519650 stars
2. We already have about 350 active users
3. 13 cases have been released, and we continue to release new cases every day
🚨The Frog Day mint is about to hit 1,000 frogs, and the Goblins’ floor is blasting off! 🚀
The constipation blockage is easing, but we need more fiber to keep things moving. Right now, Goblins and Frogs are leading the charge in SHITMOS buybacks.
Keep the momentum going! 💩
SEZ member awareness/recognition Day 10: Wolf Life by
@WolfHunters_NFT
. There’s only 421 of these bad boys and 39 for sale, so grab one now to support the
#SEZ
🚨Goblin Alpha Unminted SEZ Collection🚨
Ready to unconstipate the SEZ with Frog Day mint?
Let’s get those shitdribbles flowing and support
@flarnrules1
.
22% of sales of this mint will fuel Shitmos buybacks from now on. 💩💩💩
🚨 BREKKING NEUS:
@andreiradoii
calls
@jpthor
a "self proclaimed messiah" and his proposal to put 3m to buy back bad dept created by
@TeamKujira
"disrespectful"
Shitmos Hub update: 15% of total supply now staked, up from 14.5% 3 days ago. Treasury value (shown incorrectly here due to no price info for certain coins) around $20k.
Slide 3 from the pitch deck of “Get
@CelestineSloths
to join the SEZ”: It’s just a widdle bitty 2%. Cosmos royalty need to throw a bone to us plebs every now and then.
@zmanian
Let us eat cake! (Yes, we know she said brioche not cake. We Shitmos folk are scholars and gentlemen)
💩In 30 days, the IBC Goblins have stormed the SEZ with 35,240 $STARS in volume where 7,752 $STARS fueling $SHITMOS buybacks due to our 22% royalties.
💣When markets nuke, Goblins come out to play, and their favorite coin? $SHITMOS, of course! 🎉💩
Since this post, another ~1.5% of the total supply has been staked to the Shitmos Hub, bringing the total to 14.5% of the total $HITMOS supply staked.
#ShitmosHub
#Shitmos
With the ~800,000 $HITMOS now in the Shitmos Hub Treasury, that means that 13% of total supply is staked to the Hub, ~17% in LPs on Osmosis (between all pools), and 8% is in the Treasury. Largest single holder has around 5% of total supply. We're trying to make $HITMOS rug-proof
We are here to unite Cosmos with satire, drawing upon our self-hatred, self-pity, and self-righteousness. And, once we fertilize Cosmos, we can usher in a digital age of peace, prosperity, and poop. Join us!
New proposal up on the Shitmos Economic Zone DAO to send the >$1000 USDC in the Treasury to Noble and then to Osmosis. Go vote if you are a SEZ staker!
But wait. AAA also joined the biggest movement on
#cosmos
via
@GoblinsIbc
. We are now proud members of The SEZ (Shitmos Economic Zone)💩
Take another dive into the pooptastic journey & get all the shitty details inside our medium article👇
End of thread!
NFT projects are nothing without a strong community.
@pixelvans
and Star Nouns may not be the largest community but certainly is one of the best!
Thank you all for your support and showing up to have fun. If you're a holder and not in discord, join now!
🚨We shilled Frogs, and you swept all our Goblins off the floor, pushing our FP to 500 $STARS! 🧹
Goblins still reign supreme in SEZ, but we’re spreading the love until Shitgeyser goes live.
Mint a Frog and keep the shitdribbles flowing—no constipation allowed! 🐸💩👇