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banished to the yuri realm… #1 laurance and megamind fan

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Joined September 2022
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@shirazens
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THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON.
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‘Ni Hao Kai-lan’ has been removed from Paramount+.
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this happened to my buddy michael once.
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I think Viktors gonna turn purple
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twitter user yaoiburger pls see the light… that IS a beautiful goth woman.
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READING THIS KLANCE FANFIC AND???? HELLO????
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i'm ending it all oomfs are killing me
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@cosmicfizzypop don't you know already? you can't celebrate hannukah if you're not 18.
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@lakiyume yes. however this is one of those shows where i REALLY want to support the creators for giving me such a good childhood 😭.
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no fucking way. they're genuinely using judaism as a costume, the IDF really don't give a shit about judaism AT ALL. fucking touching it directly… they're disgusting.
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Just making an absolute mockery of our sacred traditions
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@luvistarzii kevin.
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@dalsojoshi not even klanced but a "it's a shonen manga it's losing chess to a monkey" bc klance atleast had actual queerbait 😭.
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am i the only one who finds it incredibly weird you accused someone of sending nudes to minors as a joke.
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HIS TEAM IS THREATING TO SUE ME FOR THIS TWEET PLS IM SHAKIMG WTAF
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1 year
just woke up from a 5 hour nap anyway megamind is a bi woman dating roxanne trust me.
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@MirainHaf_ it HAS saved her… she's perfect the way she is…….
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aphmau.
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crowley🌻| we're so back
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for aphmau fans this is like garroth finding out aphmau was pregnant.
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Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the Presidential election.
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read this while on line at comic con waiting to meet jake the dog. do you guys think jake the dog likes yaoi.
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THE GARRANCEMAU WEDDING WAS A SUCCESS!!!!
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@XtraTwitX idk. i kinda stopped waving to him while he walked down the street so idk what happened to him :/.
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found an old comment about me finding laurance in the background during love love paradise AND I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH??? HE WAS???
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anyway, there is a megamind show in the works that will be coming out on peacock+, so if you want updates on it, follow @dailymegamind‼️
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LAURANCE'S VA IS RETURNING WE'RE SOOOOO FUCKING BACK CHAT.
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i need aphmau to open a book and say "heh. don't worry about me. i'm writing a diary. a minecraft diary.".
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First look at DanTDM, LDShadowLady, Mumbo Jumbo, and Aphmau on set for the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie.
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“hit tweet” “banger tweet omg” “follow me” no. i am being perceived by fnaf fans at a large scale so i must capitalize off of this. does anyone know if my pal dave is alright. this the last known photo of him and i’m worried :/
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i KNOW aphmau is celebrating this.
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Today is National Potato Day.
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@holmesmikotoba i kinda want him.
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@cosmicfizzypop 10 year old me immediately becoming a legal adult after getting my period:.
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@a1m3v reading this made me realize this tweet would kill a victorian child.
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"when will it be my turn?" "me when?" "me and who?" gay people are in my mentions and i'm scared.
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jess having everyone cheer for her was so funny she did NOT know what she was doing 😭.
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@OmniGulano the HUH??.
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POV: you’re fighting within the yaoi trenches in the great bl war
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@koffinkola ty for accepting peak i to your life….
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is this the time to mention that i used to have an enemies to lovers klance roleplaying minecraft ex gf and we used to roleplay klance all them and that's how we got together.
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@dailymegamind btw, megamind is free to watch on youtube with ads and is on netflix in the US!!! so give it a watch, it's peak.
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hey so if any of my aphtwt moots still follow this freak after this please soft block me they're defending a rapist character and just go "it's because he's interesting 🥺🥺" it's so pathetic
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@tonystatovci
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Dear period cramps. LEAVE HER ALONE!!! Sorry you had to see that ladies. I just get so passionate about feminism.
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@odairhee EVEN AFTER EVERYONE GOT IT ON CAMERA??? EVERYONE ON SCHOOL SAW IT HAPPEN TOO 😭 the pr for this must've been HELL.
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this may or may not be about a certain fandom rn
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i hate the guy too, but this is fucking disgusting man.
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@musicstruggles1 is that not the guy from doctor who???.
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garrance.
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MCD GARROTH AND MCD LAURANCE IN 2024 I'M KILLING MYSELF.
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this is like ancient cave writings we'd find from when dinosaurs existed. .
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"DRAW GARRANCE" -@MakiNishikinooo.I don't get it either Garroth. <Keeps adding fuel to fire> Yisss ★⌒(●ゝω・)b
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@holmesmikotoba FUCK ok this was kinda funny.
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yeah.
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agent stone after carrying all the sonic movies by being the best character:
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@pmspeaksmour OH GOD NO! TRAVIS, DON'T GO INTO THE VOLCANO OH GOD.
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guys. this can become real. #aphmau
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"volume ____ has the worst team rwby outfits!" you’re all forgetting about these
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imagine them getting to mcd and going "I WASN'T EVEN BORN???".
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the sequel
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guys i beg you right NOW to leave freakystreet server. it is unsafe there as the owner has lied about their age and has put many people in LEGAL trouble because of them having access to nsfw channels WITH ADULTS.
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also not taking an actual legal email seriously is just hilarious you can't be serious rn 😭.
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@holmesmikotoba THE WAY HIS EYES ARE SCRUNCHED OHHHHHH.
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@sadnightguard can i have your autograph.
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@peeballz69 @myunjins no because i would look for fics of my ship and all of then suck, but then i would find a fic of a big time rush episode idea where they all end up dying and getting sent to heaven and it's written like shakespeare?????.
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@MeWe92115731 it's been 8 years.
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@kanejpov being a nikolai book enjoyer is so hard i feel ill why couldn't they get someone else. like… literally anyone else.
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i hope they all suffer 10x the amount of suffering they've caused the palestinian people. they're a cruel faking pathetic "army" who use judaism as a shield even though they attack and harass jews on a daily basis. they need to disappear.
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@lakiyume also it's even worse bc so many kids can't grow up watching this now 😭.
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this is like matpat and the pope all over again. this is so fucking funny. like why are they talking to the king of england 😭.
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@PopBase BLACK PINK with King Charles III
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@holmesmikotoba stitch is going to be a dog just wait.
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i'm not a waiter but i'll take that tip
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@letsgotothemaul @theomancyCos EXACTLY. megamind is every letter you get it.
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ok, not "sending nudes" but sexting minors joke isn't funny either???? i don't get it.
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STORYBOARD LAURANCE
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it's been 3 years since i touched mcc. but goddamn is this team insane. LIZZIE, SHELBY, AND JESS???? THE THREE THAT RAISED ME???? this is crazy.
@MCChampionship_
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⚡️ Announcing team Aqua Axolotls ⚡️. @jojosolos @shelbygraces @LDShadowLady @_Aphmau_. Watch them in The Ender Cup on Saturday 27th July at 6pm BST!
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you can really tell who grew up with mcd first and who grew up with mystreet tbh.
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zanemau should have been canon in mystreet and garmau should have been canon in mcd.
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LITTLE BABY IPPY BIPY. I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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guys.
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@sapphicyaoi that's exactly what i thought. like idk this show why is joe biden there.
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larmau/garmau
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@en0va516 @NORBOLOGY kissing men.
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@M1das_OW2 this makes me happy. he's passionate about something and i like seeing that.
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@SO0u0o i don't think my girlfriend not girlfriend liked it :(
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@haunthtml this implies s into the sexyverse exists.
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the weapon obviously being an issue too, but that's a given. it's just disgusting.
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@janeluve_ @OmniGulano what the fuck am i looking at.
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"mystery sack" "gravity balls" I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
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and let me clarify once again, i am not defending that weirdo (noah). they should've just said he's a racist zionist (which is true) instead of making people believe in a non-existent victim by saying he grooms minors for no reason. i need that man GONE.
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@lucytgirl_ @kanad3s NEED THEM TO FIND A BRIDGE!!!!!!!!.
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LOOK AT HERRR
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WAIT HOLD PM SEYMOUR KNOWS ABOUT FREAKYSTREET VAGUELY??? guys i'm scared what if he finds the new aphmau fan discord server with all of 370 of us.
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unrelated but why out of all fairy tail scenes to show on the tv did they choose the one where lucy is getting neglected as a child in the background i'm crying.
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THE WAY HE BACKS UP AS HE DOESNT WANT TO BARGE IN THEM I LOVE DANTE :(
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funfact this artist now draws dreamnotfound.
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every time hazbin hotel drops a new male character design it evokes this
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so we're just lying now on the internet.
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I mean not really in western media, mlm couples are historically harder to get through western censors than wlw ones.
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@snailsoob tell them it's "normal" 🙏🙏.
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LAURONNNNN
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sexual assault //. hey guys i get that this bl couple is funny… but don't advertise it for people to read it for shits and giggles. the big guy literally s/as and r@pes the small guy it's really unnerving so don’t go telling people to read without warnings.
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@kyoruyeye what's the name of this show?.
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@holyaches i don't even go here but DAMN marro is suffering 😭.
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@saltyfrgnwater honestly get a goku wig 😭.
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@luv4dtkq @korndiddy it's not about a liberal joke, it's about dream making a joke under one of kanye's antisemitic tweets when it's not his place. and zach, who is jewish, responded accordingly. dream has made a kkk meme as well i genuinely do not care that man is ugly, racist, and antisemitic.
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i like gwenmiles i think they're cute
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@YuriLowenthal i'm sorry for forgetting to press circle when your spidey-sense pops up. my bad man. 👍.
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hit tweet uhh. stream without you by @caseylwilliams & jun senoue from sonic x shadow generations 🔥🔥
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how do the fans even defend this like if my fav did this i'd kms tbh.
@mariatruely
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this will always be the worst photo in existence. it makes me so irrationally angry. the pose. the pilgrim hat…. don’t even get me started on his grotesque bulge…. truly evil incarnate
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— code geass idol au ! suzalulu centric 🎤. where lelouch is secretly a masked idol named ZERO, and suzaku, part time idol himself, runs a hate account against ZERO. what could possibly go wrong?
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MY WIFE.
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