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@shikariShambhu1

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Aspiring himbo, part time IT coolie. Sometimes I eat words my tweets

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@ranveer2252 Nahi bhai itna humble nahi hu mai :p
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Someone who is good with sound editing should sample this video into a song. Bars on bars for the entire 4 minutes
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@tavleen_singh Here it is
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@DebadreeC Naah friend murderer. पितृहंता -> patricide
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This lane is a surreal experience in pattaya. More than walking street soi 6 feels like an acid trip. People selling fried insects and scorpions, so many women trying to assault you to go in their bar, tuk tuks selling dresses and tshirts for some reason and weird lights
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Walking down the wrong street
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Saturday brunch with bbygorl ( lil sis)
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@mujifren Bhai Gandhi topi aur kurte me photo hai mere paas meri bachpan ki jantar mantar pe lmao
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@cokanestudio Probably a remanent of the fact that weighing is much simpler than calculating volume. Your 1kg mass remains the same weight even when dropped. 1 litre vessel is misshapen and now you’re ±100ml Also paneer and other dairy products is sold by weight, so one equipment for all
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@adityajakki @MunshiShastri Even the shift in last 10-12 years is dramatic
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One thing I notice a lot whenever I visit tier 3 towns of my childhood is how much energy available the nation(err my subregion) has become. I remember when even Delhi used to have mandated cuts from 4-5/6(RIP reruns of Power Rangers) for certain months. Remarkable progress
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Printed 3 cs research papers from Blinkit and they were gracious enough to shuffle them together so you had to solve interlaced strings before you had the right to read them
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@championswimmer Monisha beta hundred millionaire bolo, poor chap isn’t even in the three commas club.
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@samlakig Going to try this but I go to the gym in the morning
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@jsensarma Bengal became enlightened before it became rich
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The ideological tilt of the government in power is useless if its laws are being drafted by the same pool of cabinet secretaries who have no skin one way or the other. Tho she probably had to build consensus since the team had two contradictory goals (Fiscal deficit, tax cuts)
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BIG NEWS 🚨 FM Nirmala Sitharaman said it took time to convince bureaucrats as 1 crore people will now not pay Tax 😱 INTERVIEWER ⚡ : And How you convinced PM Modi ? FM NIRMALA SITHARAMAN : "PM Modi always wanted to do something. He always supported the idea" "The question should be how much it takes for me to convince the ministry and the boards" "Wherever I travelled, the common sentiment was relief regarding Income Tax" - FM 🔥
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@shikariShambhu1
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@protosphinx Loss aversion
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@prajdabre1 LinkedIn is an example of Goodhart’s law in action. Especially since it is all self reported.
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@iliekcomputers Blame it on the jew kanye
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@niks_1985 Poverty classification according to sock puppet middle class accounts 1cr should be bpl 5cr should get ews quota 20cr lower middle class 100cr middle class 500cr upper middle class 10000cr rich
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@iliekcomputers Me when I stop paying attention in the middle of reading a research paper
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Rule of group photo on dating apps 1. If it’s a guy’s name then he’s definitely not the most handsome one (probably 2nd ugliest one) 2. If it’s a girl’s name then she’s definitely the prettiest one
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Kaun talha?
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