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The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch
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How are people just like NOT introspective and self-aware? I’m constantly monitoring and thinking about my behavior and personality. While some of y’all are just out here doing shit and never stopping to think? HOW? WHY?
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I think a lot of people confuse being introverted with being meek. I’m super introverted but I still have a strong personality. I just like to be alone and I don’t speak unless it’s important. But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you walk over me just because you’re… *checks
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Love is supposed to feel freeing. It’s supposed to feel safe. It’s supposed to be honest. It won’t hurt you. It won’t ruin you. Love communicates, it gives you an explanation. Love is caring. It’s concerned with your well-being. Love is supportive and uplifting.
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Idk who needs to hear this but they knew what they were doing and how it would make you feel and they did it anyway. So don’t waste anymore time or energy on someone who doesn’t honor your feelings.
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i’m so tired of “rising like phoenix.” i’m tired of rebirth. i’m tired of having to rebuild and put my life back together. i’m tired of being the only one in situations who is left with pain. i’m so so so exhausted. why can’t i just hold on to something? why does it have to taken
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I am proud of myself. I deserve contentment. I radiate comfort.
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FUCKIN FINALLY a man who actually knows how to flirt with me
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I just think the whole “love yourself first” “date yourself” “your relationship with yourself is most important thing” is bullshit and I only say that because no one EVER says that to people in relationships. EVER. It’s always directed at single people. Why? What you’re basically
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Tauruses are only bulls on the outside behind closed doors it’s just a Baby calf rolling around in the grass smiling and wanting to be loved y’all are not slick.
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@peachmilfshake
I deadass don’t know which one it is anymore, probably both? What I do know is: it’s fuckin scary out there
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Pls stop telling girls that puberty “ends” at like 17. My boobs grew like last week AGAIN. So why did y’all lie to me? Made it seem like my body would be the same way it was then forever. Lmao I never could’ve imagined myself looking like this then.
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Don’t you love having Aquarius placements and literally feeling like you’re not human? Like you’re part...something else?
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The hate yall have for cardi doesn’t make sense? She takes care of her kids, the fits are AMAZING, and she can rap. And those of you that say she can’t pls show me your notebook and pickup a mic 🙄 like if you don’t like bad bitches just say that! Also the fact that she hasn’t
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Okay but air signs and their ability to discover information and keep it locked away in a compartment of their brain until it somehow becomes useful??? Unmatched. I stan.
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@jonetaw
@yungchipotle
No because WHY are they in my space? Getting all comfortable? Contaminating my energy like that?
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Forgetting about people you used to be obsessed with is very freeing
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Placements that make me go 😍:
- Taurus ANYTHING
- Aries sun/moon/mercury
- Scorpio sun/rising
- Capricorn rising/venus/mars
- Aquarius anything
- Cancer sun/moon/rising
- Libra moon/rising
- Virgo sun/mars
- Leo rising
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this is not shade at the person who posted this. it’s just that hearing over and over as a saturnian, and especially someone with a capricorn 7h, i HATE hearing about delays and that i should “appreciate the journey.” i’m not having any fuckin fun being alone all the time. i’m
the houses ruled by saturn in your chart (in capricorn and aquarius, honorable mention for where saturn is too if that's different) are where you need to learn how to not rush yourself
appreciate the process, take your time and that's how good things will come
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The moon is in scorpio so I don’t have to be nice to you right now
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“I can see all sides.” “I’m neutral.” “I don’t wanna alienate anyone so I won’t be speaking out.” If that’s how you feel about anything, but especially race, I’d like to extend a GIANT FUCK YOU to you. You’re part of the problem. You’re not helping yourself or anyone else.
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Maybe this is the wrong answer but I really don’t think a person can completely heal abandonment issues by themselves. Just my 2 cents.
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saying is “it’s your fault you’re single and if you don’t love yourself well you’ll never be like me and nobody will ever want you” but the gag is, most of them don’t love themselves either so?? Like why is that the go-to advice?
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I’m sorry every libra placement I’ve ever known is at least a tiny bit gay. And I know astrology can’t determine sexuality yes got it. But it is funny to watch.
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Hi hello, I just wanna say I don’t need the ~astrology~ behind how and why 8 people are dead. It’s just…not the time.
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I hate dates. I hate dating. I’m not enjoying this. But I don’t wanna be single forever. But also going on dates is not “fun.” Is there a solution to this?
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Listen:
They don’t care about you. Don’t get excited when they text you cause two messages later they aren’t gonna answer. Stop it. Take a nap.
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Men ARE SO FUCKING BORING. I am almost certain that my “person” isn’t a cishet man because the lack of conversation skills those motherfuckers have is so astounding to me!! “You cute” And “u wanna smoke?” are not it.
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I’m really not sorry that earth signs being grounded and stable is boring to all of you dumbasses who go into credit card debt for fun cause you enjoy making bad choices without thinking
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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a taurus or a libra and just be in a relationship whenever you want. Like it’s so easy for both of them and that must be so nice that you don’t feel disgusting every single day of your life.
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Red flags in men’s dating profiles:
- American flag anything
- “I’m a nice guy”
- things about The Office (and I love the office so😬)
- “apolitical”
- “6’2 if that matters”
- any weird “joke” about a race preference
- pictures with dead animals
- if all your pictures are from
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Do you expect people to read your mind? Or do you not have any water placements?
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also it literally said FIRST fatal bear attack. as in, before that no bears had ever killed people in california. but PLENTY of men have killed women in california. so… yes…still bear!
Well I don’t see the bears gloating over a woman dying so…
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In 2020 are we gonna stop blowing smoke up the venusians asses telling them they’re the prettiest and have the best aesthetics or are we gonna be honest with them about how basic they can be?
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Why do men think you’d like to suck their dick after very little conversation?
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I think it’s ALOT more accepted and common to be a serial dater than it is to go through long periods of isolation or singlehood. So much so, that I heard some girl on a podcast say she’s never gonna date someone who’s never been in a relationship before (and ppl were agreeing
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I have that condition called venus in Aquarius
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I really think people forget or simply underestimate the amount of luck that goes into finding a partner/being in a relationship.
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I have a STRONG dislike of authority
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@Dreadful4Tymes
ORRRRRR I think that everyone hates ME and then they cancel because they have something else to do so it feels like a rejection and it confirms (to me) that they do indeed hate me
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sorry i’m not. i don’t appreciate it. i actually feel like it’s stunting my growth as a person more than anything. and i don’t think im “rushing” anything i just wanna feel NORMAL. i hate this experience and i am not happy. i just want to connect with people. and i can’t.
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If I see another “you’re not stuck at home, you’re safe at home. Mindset matters.” Tweet I will report you. It’s SEXUAL ASSAULT AWARENESS MONTH and y’all dumbasses are out here assuming everyone is “safe at home” how privileged must you be to say that.
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How do y’all find so many people to date? Are they just floating around? I’m so fuckin confused????
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@lighterflickk
It’s exhausting! You do everything for yourself and others. and you can’t open up to people because that’s not what they like you for. Expressing your feelings is terrifying. So people don’t went to get close to you because you seem so stoic. But you’re literally trying to keep
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I’m gonna rank the MOON signs because I feel like starting drama 😌
♈︎: 10/10
♉︎: 8.72/10
♊︎: -42/10
♋︎: 900/10
♌︎: 6/10
♍︎: -65/10
♎︎: 75/10
♏︎: 5/10
♐︎: 4/10
♑︎: 7.84/10
♒︎: 9/10
♓︎: 5.25/10
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It makes me really sad that I have scorpio and Aquarius and capricorn placements. All I hear about them is that I’m here to make other people change and end other people’s karmic cycles so they can live a happy life after me. Which they usually do. And then what? What about me?
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So TO ME having Aquarius placements feels like being ahead in life philosophically and mentally but being behind socially and it’s a very weird kinda isolating existence.
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away? why must i always go through a “rebirth?” one birth was enough i promise. i just want something to be mine just once. without it being ripped from my hands and feeling like i ruin every decent thing.
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One day imma make $100K and live in a loft and decorate it all cute and buy cute clothes and have lots of candles and so fun expensive things with my hot successful friends. Oh and imma get railed whenever I want but nobody will be living there except me😁
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@adoseofmars
You’re absolutely right that’s why whenever misogynistic men say “well women have it easier!” I can’t help but laugh because of all the things you just mentioned.
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Being older Gen z is like weird AS FUCK. The millennials won’t be your friend because they like have children and don’t like how everyone blames them for stuff. And then the you get Gen zs were eating tide pods and licking peoples ice cream so....lmao who are my allies here?
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Everyone talks about how great having boundaries is but it’s not really because it’s super fuckin lonely. Like yes everyone is a piece of shit but idk sometimes I wish I could be ok with that because at least then I’d have somebody.
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Sun in taurus, moon in virgo for earth day? And you wanna tell me astrology is fake??? Ok Collin...
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*Patiently waits for the “thriving” to start*
who will be thriving january 2021: capricorn, cancer, libra, aries
who might have the hardest time this month: leo, aquarius, scorpio taurus
who might go back and forth between the two feelings: gemini, sagittarius, virgo, pisces
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People with yt people hair, answer this: why do yt people hate curly hair so much and then curl their hair for like every special occasion?
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COMMITMENT =/= CODEPENDENCY
When will people get this through their tiny brains????
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I used to not be an iced coffee hoe but I’m bisexual idk why I was denying my highest form
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If you struggle with any kind of skin condition, you’re loved and beautiful and important and I know what your going through is rough but pls pls don’t think it makes you less hot. You’re very hot. If the clear and non sensitive skin bitches have something to say it’s bc they’re
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I hate that whole “your person is coming back” trend some readers do. 1. No they aren’t. 2. You shouldn’t want someone back who hurt you. 3. Stop giving people false hope. I, for one, do not want to see anyone from my past. Why is that the theme of EVERY retrograde?
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You ever send a text so risky you throw your phone down and run outta the room???
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Electric Feel by MGMT will never not slap
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Do you really have Scorpio placements if you’ve never watched someone you care about sleeping?
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@lighterflickk
It together so nobody notices how broken and exhausted you are. It’s just feeling like no matter what, nobody truly cares about your well-being. Only why you can give them.
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@fatfabfeminist
When “you don’t owe anyone anything” blew up and everyone started using psychology and therapy terms in everyday life
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I think this is the last straw. I hate pisces men.
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Why can’t people just be at least open to dating? And be open to seeing where things go? So many people simply…aren’t and it’s really annoying. Also dating =/= marriage for me so trust me I’m not trying to trap you I just wanna fucking see what happens??? Why is that so bad?
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Like you didn’t create that wound??? And for you to heal it, you kind have to find someone who means what they say and that you can trust not to leave you or if they do, they tell you first. But you can’t do that by yourself. It quite literally isn’t a you thing.
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with her). And idk that was disheartening for me and ppl like me. Like there’s plenty of reasons ppl can’t and don’t date so to just write them all off feels…wrong? But dating someone who just got out of relationship like 2 months ago is normal? Seems odd to me but what do y’all
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Why is being affectionate and truly loving your friends so easy but trying to be in a romantic relationship and love someone else so fuckin hard?
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Released an album in 5 years and we’re STILL talking about her should tell you what her impact has been.
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I know I’ve said this before but why do men think that asking where you’re from or trying to guess your ethnicity is “flirting?”
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I might be toxic, and that’s completely on me, but I hate when ppl like me too much. Be overly affectionate, love bombing and wanting codependency FOR WHAT? Be talking about moving in together?? SIR we’ve together for a MONTH. On that, “I miss you🥺” even tho they saw me 30
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Combos I’m not super fond of together in a chart:
Leo + pisces
pisces + taurus
Scorpio + leo
Sagittarius + virgo
Virgo + gemini
Libra + taurus
Capricorn + Sagittarius
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Idk maybe there’s something wrong with me but relationships, in my eyes, shouldn’t take that much work? Like if I embody everything I want in a partner then why can’t you? What is there to work through? You’re either there or you’re not… And idk I don’t think someone you like
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Scorpio szn makes it 600x harder to resist the urge to say that wildly inappropriate and overly sexual thing I’m probably thinking
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@adoseofmars
I think but just goes back to the it’s better to have a man than to be alone mentality. It could def also be humiliation but I think it’s more just that a lot of women still think being single is the worst thing you can be and they haven’t deprogrammed or decentered men
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Anyone who “doesn’t like politics” isn’t to be trusted. I didn’t get a choice when my entire identity was politicized but it says ALOT about you if you get to just choose not to participate because you know you’ll ultimately be fine. I’m fighting for my life and the lives of
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I’m sorry people being pessimistic makes y’all feel bad or sad or whatever the fuck but some us weren’t born with sunshine come out of our asses sorry? Everyone isn’t happy. Not everything has good in it. Suck it up?
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I hate it when cishet men say they “don’t like drama” or they want a “drama-free” girl. Like y’all are by FAR the most dramatic segment of the population so wtf are you even saying rn?
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Fire signs y’all literally have the personality type that everyone prefers when it comes to dating so if you’re single...what’s your excuse? 😬
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Maybe IM toxic, but I’m a big believer in that everyone should always be introspective and self reflecting. Therefore, I shouldn’t have to tell you what you did. I shouldn’t have to beg you to talk to me. You know what you did. And if you don’t…think harder. And every time
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Y’all shit talked Kristen Stewart for YEARS but nobody talks about how bad of an actress shailene Woodley is...
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Do you ever feel like it’s impossible to find a person that wants love the same way you do and thinks about relationships the same way you do? Because I feel that VERY often and it makes me kind of scared.
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I just...I really don’t like men 😐 am I attracted to some of them? Maybe. But it’s hard to actually like them because 1. The patriarchy benefits them 2. They make me uncomfortable 3. They’re mad weird
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Men be like: “not looking for anything serious” or “just want something casual” and then be ugly. Like Bryan you have to be hot for me to just be casual with you???? Why would I have sex with a rat?
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@BeWell360LLC
Why though? Like why do you need someone else to show you what to do if you’re supposed to already love yourself and healed before you get into a relationship like y’all claim? Why can’t you figure it out yourself? That’s what single people are supposed to do, right?
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@Dreadful4Tymes
Likely very highly disturbing I am uncomfortable. Also the lil quirky smile after “what have i done?” Is not passing the test for me
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2009 with shitty camera quality
- if they mention fitness or healthy lifestyles too much
- being too into beer/IPAs
- a displayed hatred of things women usually like
- not using their real name
- if all their pictures are of their car or pet (probably means they’re ugly)
- if
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