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When I say "girl help" I'm speaking to an omnipotent girl who is not of this dimension
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I read yaoi on company time
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Was Ursula truly ever the bad guy. She wanted to fuck over the royal family and I think that's valid. If a giant octopus witch cursed the British royals I'd be like hell yeah
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People be like "the best boy is deku vs. gon" you absolutely fucking FOOLS we know who the best boy is
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I read yaoi on company time
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I'm still so right about this
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The iconic yaoi and yuri contests are an interesting study of generational gaps in fandom
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@obiwormkenobi
David doesn't understand how funny he is to people who follow me and I think that makes it funnier
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"I'm getting bullied for playing the game" man shut up
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The amount of people in the comments not realizing how hostile American infrastructure is to pedestrians is stunning
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@ursahyperdrive
The absolute seriousness of OP asking if Kiryu lactate is going to keep me going all week
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"ships that piss you off", NO lets talk about the PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS that filled you up with glee
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Maybe I made this one during my utena rewatch last month who's to say
everyone’s doing this so quote retweet with an rgu post that lives in your head
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I had a dream that this was the new twitter meme
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I couldn't imagine a ship other than spirk winning even if I don't do star trek but a ton of people in the comments don't even know what spirk is and they tend to skew younger
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IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL IS IT STEVE
What’s your favorite ATHF line/scene?
I’ll go first
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This is a weird thing to do considering Susan B. Anthony didnt bother including black women in her activism
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I love in dragon engine when an npc accidentally walks into a cut scene and they immediately turn around
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No more replies to this. Society has surpassed the need for replies
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You've heard of the torture dance now get ready for the torture stomp
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Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I’m goin to jail😫🤯🤣
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Elon Musk reposting fanart with no credit and getting over a thousand times more rts than the original artist is truly peak douchebro
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Girl you did not just admit on social media that you let your mother pay back your student loans until she was in her 70s when you were a presidential speechwriter
My mom worked as a waitress until she was 73 to help pay for our college, even helped with loan repayment. Loan forgiveness just another insult to those who play by the rules.
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TSA: sir you can't bring a crawfish onto the island it's an invasive species
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Dennis: So we just make Dee go into a burning building and when Superbman grabs her she can pretend one of her bird bones breaks
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Dee: I'm not going to help you trick a superhero!
Unsure how my brain got here but I am thinking about how the characters in Always Sunny would try to scam the members of the Justice League
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Was looking up the name of the groundhog that de blasio dropped and I almost threw up laughing at the first line of this article
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Yakuza 0 is now available on Xbox One Game Pass and Windows 10!
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Waiting for my bus at 5 AM thinking about the science of shipping
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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one
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When Tachibana pays the Tojo 1 billion yen for Kiryu's and goes "A true friend is hard to come by", Oda looks like he's about to kill himself and everyone in that room
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Jamie Lee Curtis is always hot but she's extra hot in the most recent Halloween movie. Like ma'am???
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happy birthday kiryu now where's that meme that's like "ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying" i have yet to see it for him
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I will never escape the girl help allegations
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IF THE CHANTRY BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE SISTERS I WILL FACE THE MAKER AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE GOLDEN CITY
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This is so deeply iconic
nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine
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I am going to mute this tweet because I think people are taking this way too seriously when it was just a silly joke
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"As you ferry your heartbeat through the shocks and throes of life, remember that chaos is a feature, not a bug, that we live many lives in the course of our stay, that as sure as there is torment, there is happiness."
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"Americans are allergic to walking" no were allergic to getting hit by cars
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Genuinely not fully convinced this is happening. I feel like this is some kind of fucked up trick
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Ursula would want you to buy me a Kofi
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Glad this resonated with so many people and also check out my cats while you're here
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POV Majima is about to beat your ass for being a misogynist prick
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The universe of TLOU HBO sucks shit not because of the apocalypse but can you imagine being an American and your last president was George W Bush
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A fool: Midnight Mass was bad because of all the monologues
Me, a genius: you moron, you idiot, you absolute fucking buffoon THAT'S JUST MASS
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Yakuza really is a series about how a man accidentally became the king of the yakuza and keeps trying to get everyone to leave him alone forever
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Circuit City still exists as a website apparently?
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Most normal Lestat and Claudia argument
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Do you get to fuck judas
Watch the brand-new trailer for I Am Jesus Christ, which includes The Last Supper, Jesus walking on water, and much more.
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