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@sheplayssitar
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@SIMSIOUSLY Why Spotify set her up so badly?
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THE CONSERVATORSHIP MIGHT HAVE BEEN PART OF AN US COVERT OP: Britney once posted this about Brittany Murphy. We thought it was about the wacky house they shared.
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If Jamie Lynn has 1,000,000 haters, then I am one of them. If Jamie Lynn has 10 haters, then I am one of them. If Jamie Lynn has 1 hater, then I am the 1 hater. If Jamie Lynn has no haters, then I was murdered by Jamie Lynn.
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@FunkySkunkPunk @RohitaKadambi Mandy Moore? Hilary? Raven? Lindsay? Evan Rachel wood?
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Who remembers him mocking her immediately after the HIAM debacle, and then changing his tone years later to "it was the hardest dance i've ever done" , then he posted a low res video of them practicing the breakdown and even tho low res you could see Britney was veeeery medicated
@britneycharts
Fan Account 📖🌹
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Brian Friedman tell his thoughts after reading Britney Spears memoir #TheWomanInMe
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When Jayden said his grandfather was gay as shit and he could go die, Kevin was so quick to call his lawyer to scrub the video off the internet. But when it's about the mother they do this. Interesting, huh?
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Britney, if you're reading this, please anonymously leak: -Rebellion -Anything Original Doll/Blackout/ITZ eras -A better mastered version of Kiss You All Over -Strip -Version of Follow Me with your vocals Thank u, I won't tell anyone
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@McMatty_92 @PopCrave Who cares? She's not murdering anyone. Y'all so dramatic
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One thing I noticed is that these interviews imply the kids want to stay close to Jamie, Lynne, Bryan, Jambalaya Chin, and want their mom to forgive them. Yet in 2020 Bryan implied he didn't get to see Jayden and Preston often. 🤪
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@jaeode As a Britney fan, Katy is still a villain lmao
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2 years
Remember when Hold It Against Me sold 400k copies in one week? Where are all those people? 🔫🔫🔫
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Not Lou liking a Britney IG video
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@RIH_ISSUE @tayroline @PopBase Her daughter was the one who owned the estate, she's died recently, there was a bit of a fight over that but in the end Priscilla doesn't own the estate
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The "it's Myah Marie" crowd is so exhaustive!! I've been learning how to distinguish Myah and Britney for the past 4 years, and lemme tell ya, it's obviously Britney omg
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@sebastblancko @dececchoe Britney is known in France too......
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@godsbloodline @PopCrave @TMZ She's under a conservatorship. Other people control her personal and financial life for 11 years. All the money she earned these years, she didn't get to see 1% of it, but her people sure did get more of her own money than her.
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@gypsywhatevr Great gowns, beautiful gowns
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@tinadoy88 Please, she has been shading Britney since forever. Way to bite the hand that feeds you
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Now this post makes sense. And people are calling her weird in the comments. 😥😥😥
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@britmebaby I'm pretty sure the environment itself was stressful. It wasn't only Britney and Justin. The problem is that Justin decided to do what he did publicly afterwards.
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@Timber_Hoe @G0DNEYS @REALEST_007 She looks great, your point?
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@XtinaOnYoBrain @jessica_32_1 @ThePopTingz She been letting that c00ch hang out in public for decades. It's giving cheap wh0®€. No wonder her own children hate her. 😭
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This boggles me. Lynne has no lips, Jamie has negative lips, Jamie Lynn has no lips, Bryan... it's confusing, but he has no lips. Only Britney has always had lips! Her blessed genes...
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@RIH_ISSUE @tayroline @PopBase Now who owns the estate is her granddaughter, Riley keough
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2 years
So Britney's restaurant audio really was reversed? Omg can't hear shit in both versions lmao
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1 billion in 13 years is 76 million per year The guy was giving away her officially public net worth and more year after year
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You know what's the worst part? People are saying Britney is crying foul when she was the last one to comment on this incident. TMZ came out first, then Victor laughing, then she was the last one to comment
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@Critian_clasico @AzealiaNews No one was writing shit like "Real unclockable high society black trans cunt queen thought leader" in my middle school
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@chapelofthots Notice how he isn't in the picture in any of them
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@BartemyS @mattxiv You know 10 years ago they couldn't marry? And there are plenty of countries they're sentenced to death just for existing?
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@amari_ciara She does? She's just in a very long hiatus for obvious reasons
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People are gonna call her bipolar, can't decide, flip flopper on regard to her family but I know exactly what she means
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One thing that everyone is gleaming over on this article is that the family isn't sure a trust exists for the boys. So what was going on with the SJB Revocable Trust Bryan and Jamie Lynn were dealing with? And that she has no source of income because she isn't touring
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Britney Spears' family say they fear she is on METH
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He cheated on Britney, on Cameron, on Jessica. Is this man ever happy?
@OKMagazine
OK! Magazine USA
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Former Playboy Bunny Zoe Gregory claimed she 'made out' with Justin Timberlake at the Playboy mansion.
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@FunkySkunkPunk Two main roles since 2016 is not working much? And there was going to be a third main role if it weren't for Disney
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@WembyCentral @MrPopOfficial @BritneyTheStan @brandonort_ @spearsfavslut @Britney_Remixes It took all this time to gather this measly video? Omg that guy is bad we forgot about him 😭
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
5 months
Over what exactly?
@MisterD80
Mister D’s POP Gospel
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Is Justin Timberlake REALLY considering legal action against Britney Spears? Stay tuned!
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Not Britney dragging Jamie Lynn through the mud for that jungle reality show
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@MrPopOfficial There was no reason for the conservatorship. There was no capacity declaration, there was no medical reason for a conservatorship. They're making things up lmao
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@808nobody @Imani_Barbarin Like, SERIOUSLY discussing with people why masks work always felt like the biggest cognitive dissonance I've ever been. I think it was the biggest gaslighting I've ever been through.
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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Another thing the inhabit lady said is that the boys aren't happy at the Federline household. Preston spends time with his girlfriend's family, who he thinks are normal. Jayden is missing Britney a lot. Plus Kaleb complained about his family on his IG live Nice going
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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So he willingly gave away 1 billion monies she made and he still wants her to pay his lawyer's fees? Oh this is bad for him
@BritneyTheStan
Britney Stan 🌹
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BREAKING: Jamie Spears has been accused of spending more than A BILLION dollars of Britney’s money. She was left with less than $60 million. #JusticeForBritney
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There's a white collar crime defense lawyer representing Tri Star in Britney's trial and all this Barak story deflected from that OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
1 year
DELETE @AP We clearly saw that her head reacted tothe bodyguard's hand, not hers
@AP
The Associated Press
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Surveillance footage shows Britney Spears inadvertently hitting herself in the face after her hand was pushed off Victor Wembanyama.
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@BRITLENAPOP We don't talk about that
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Sean looks like he hasn't taken a shower since 2019, look at that greasy hair
looks like i was right… but, daphne barak said they’re about to announce a project that will be related to “mental wellness” ILL BE DAMNED
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People used to be full of shit in regards to Britney. The comment about the outfit and the outfit in question 🥴🥴🥴
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@MrPopOfficial I've noticed that music execs are trying to make their artists imitate Charli XCX's music as well. Charli XCX + Chromatica is a look they're all going for it seems. Kinda wouldn't surprise me if Dr Luke was behind that.
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@DangerousNonnas @musicstruggles1 If billions of people took the vaccine and only Nicki's cousin's friend got his testicles swollen, I'm praying for him
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Every time Britney is about to release some shit, JL or KFed rise from the dead
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He's struggling to talk and stuttering a lot, there's something they not telling 👀
@BritneyTheStan
Britney Stan 🌹
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Sam Levinson and the cast of The IDOL discuss rumors about Britney Spears 👀
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@DonnaBa32121840 @PopBase She mentioned the most generic scenario ever and people are like "that's Selena's speech!!" People are looking for reasons to hate
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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I remembered Britney talking about nerve damage. This is also a side effect of lithium toxicity. Onggg They were trying to kill her
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@breatheheavycom I'd love to see her revisiting ideas from the Original Doll/ITZ/Blackout era. That was her peak creativity
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@wukemon I think there are clear boundaries that were not clear to everyone. We saw that the whole conservatorship arrangement made no sense and that she tried to fight it off many times. We focused on the court. Now people are focusing on her private life, outside the court
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#FreeBritney showed me people need to be educated on mental health
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She literally looks so hot
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@BRITLENAPOP We don't ask questions either
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Buy #HoldMeCloser on US iTunes and Amazon 🔫
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Maybe Xtina is just nasty
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@MrPopOfficial The fact a random guardian stripped her of all her rights and keeps her own son and sister from seeing her says all it needs to say
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@Hastings_Forbes @OrdinaryGamers It's strange because you're accustomed to Victoria's angels being disabled? I see disabled people all the time, it's about time they cater to them. So it's not strange it's new
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Like, this is so fcked up Kfed is actively pushing the kids away from Britney yet all the tabloids are publishing is how the kids chose to not see Britney, chose to not go to the wedding Her family is manipulating her own children against her This is SO FCKED UP
@ghoulia
ghoulia
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More Daphne Barak “insights” #JusticeForBritney
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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But then I realized, Kanye, who described a situation where someone threatened to commit him and take away his children, made a commentary on Brittany. 1st photo is a proposed cover for the Ye album, 2nd photo is Pasternak's message to Kanye.
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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Then there is this post that might mean anything, but Britney describes the torture she endured at the facility and she posts three pics. Some people theorized it means Church Israel Australia = CIA.
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Poor u, comparing two millionaires, while ur living your musty ass life under the dank bridge because your net worth is basically two cents, a scratched Bionic Cd, an elder diaper u stole from the asylum and a bag of oreos
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@CassneySpears The only numbers that actually matter. Poor knee. 😭😭😭
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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Jennette McCurdy's book just makes Jamie Lynn's book look even more pitiful. Seriously. There's nothing in that pile of sh*t. She was a bully brat that got pregnant and then the kid almost died but didn't. Oh and there's a whole chapter blaming Britney for being abused.
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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"Kylie Minogue says she’d still like to release Baby Doll, the track she wrote with Prince: “I would love it one day if his estate would grant me permission to do something with it”" Well wtf are they waiting for?
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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I was against this but it's time for canyouhandlemine on Instagram to post the dirt they have on KFed 😡😡😡😡
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
1 year
@illbegood4u @varcmus he called her a BITCH, a MADONNA WANNABE, said "SECRETLY I TAPPED THAT"
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
2 years
The fact Larry Rudolph was mentioned as the guy shielding Dr Luke
@burbankbleacher
Babble (leaving soon)
2 years
Reminder when it comes to rich men being accused of abuse
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REMEMBER! She's on a guardianship triggered by her own BANK!! They're denying her family the right to see her! Wake up sheeple! #FreeWendyWilliams
@MediumSizeMeech
Meech
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It’s really, really heartbreaking to see Wendy Williams like this in an excerpt from the doc airing on Lifetime Saturday. We now know she’s been diagnosed with aphasia and dementia
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@fluxinis Literally everyone tried to do Blackout. Gaga, Kesha, Xtina, Taylor, Bey
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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Your fave literally sexually assaulted Britney in a club
@FighterRegnant
✨️xᴛɪɴᴀ ᴇᴍᴘʀᴇss ᴏғ ᴠᴏᴄᴀʟs🏰🛰📡
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@PromoSpears Then she should really stop putting herself in situations like this, you simply don't try to touch someone who has their bodyguards in place. If she really was dying for a photo with him, can't she find other ways to get in touch with him and ASK if he can take a photo with her??
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@britneycharts They want to imply abortion shouldnt be allowed anyway lmao, don't do this
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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When JL has sex she moans her dad's name and when her husband moans he moans her dad's name, have you ever thought of this?
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@imazombiemeow2 This was 100 years ago
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@Abominable6868 @RitaPanahi No, she didn't have enough room lol
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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She was radio banned and Jives strategy was to promote the album and push the singles side, that's why her Billboard hot 100 performance never matched her huge performance on the Billboard top 200. Same thing with Nirvana
@britneycharts
Fan Account 📖🌹
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DLMBTLTK failed to chart but its original album still sold more in the US than any Christine album Britney self-titled singles struggled on the US but the album still sold more than Stripped not charting and not selling too is immensely worse LMAO
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@jordypaul @luckylogs Britney said she wanted Natalie to play her and they were childhood friends/companions
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@whatkelthinks @big_business_ At least she has highlights unlike him
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@ExaholicZone @slaveknee Yes, it's from the conference he introduced the iPod
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
2 years
Billboard never made a good list
@TheSpearsRoom
Fan Account
2 years
Billboard ranked the legendary 2003 joint performance of Madonna, Britney Spears, Missy Elliot, and Christina Aguilera at number #11 on their list of best #VMA performances of all time!
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@i_D Lazy journalism, get a real job
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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Notice how she had to get up and get to work after she noticed the cship was crumbling, starting with the book
@britneycharts
Fan Account 📖🌹
1 year
Jamie Lynn’s before and after look the same, how can she look so bad even after being yassified ???
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@sheplayssitar
professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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The new CEO of Free britney has shown up
@santaspearsy2k
santaspears
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Just saying.
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@sheplayssitar
professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@TMZ Britney has more sense and intelligence than every TMZ member together 🖕🖕🖕🖕
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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Kevin is so fucked, he was probably gonna try to blackmail her but now he's scrambling
@nickhautman
Nicholas Hautman
1 year
Britney Spears’ attorney, Mathew Rosengart, sent an email to the Daily Mail demanding that it “immediately delete and retract” Daphne Barak’s “false and defamatory story.”
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@Testipickle @RitaPanahi I am more scared of being touched by the face that goes by Testipickle
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@profcreampie Because she gave them a reasonable time frame to finish the work
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@SIMSIOUSLY Janet just copied her afterwards
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@Hastings_Forbes @OrdinaryGamers Because it implies you've never seen a disabled person 😭
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@galvanalale @MICablebusCDMX So we're supposed to not show and keep pretending it doesn't exist?
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@marcusforever21 @IshmaelRJohnson Hold me closer, still charting today
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@stfuarichota Yes, Britney real punk and real and a rockstar, Taylor at 30 still feeling like a demure high schooler
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
2 years
Poor girls
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
2 years
She lasted like 1 episode?
@britneycharts
Fan Account 📖🌹
2 years
QUITTER: Jamie Lynn leaves ‘Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test’ saying “I can’t do it”
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professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
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@britneyxmariah They call it toxic but it makes them sound super spoiled 😭
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@sheplayssitar
professor maria carrey 🐚🫧
1 year
This is what I was talking about in regards to Kfed and whatever info he got to blackmail Britney. This is VERY important.
@8bit_bb
Banana 🔪🔪
1 year
Kevin saw her party a few times and thought “wow, this is my ticket out of this relationship” and then used it against her for the rest of their lives. Used it to secure $40,000 a month tax free, zero employment. He must have thought he won the fucking lottery.
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