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I love my country! Proud to be Bermudian!!!β€οΈπ§π²β€οΈπ§π²β€οΈπ§π²
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Itβs so she donβt get a HDMI stupid.
If she go pee after y'all have sex just focus on yoself playerππππππ.
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Beasted my interview at 1pm and got the job at 4pm! ππΎππ₯.
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I signed a redundancy form and a new job contract on the same day. Gods working ππΎππΎππΎ.
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Nah this here was unbelievably good.
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Just want to thank Ryann so much for getting me this keychain. She went out of her way to research the opening song of the concert BG and I went to cause she said Iβd remember the feeling we shared in that moment. Was having a bad day and looked down, turned to a good day.β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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I canβt put my finger on it but you can really pick a Bermudian out of a crowd anywhere in the world and thatβs crazy!.
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POV the year is 2016 and your week is planned like this - Snorkel Monday, Beer Pong Tuesday, Kick back Wednesday, Beachfest Thursday, Field Friday, Bacchanal Run Saturday and Non Mariners Sunday.
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πππNEVER LATE THAN FUCKING NEVER!!!!
I paid the DJ $50 to play Jam Bermuda in New York, happy Mary Prince Day still cause he didnβt play it π€£ππ.
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We going get you a job at Bermuda Tourism Authority mate! You made me want to go to Bermuda and Iβm here π.
It has been a pleasure visiting Bermuda these past 3 days. Thank you for your generous hospitality and for welcoming me to your lovely island. I promise to return again and this time stay on the island longer. I leave you with a gift of sunshine and nice days ahead β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ
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that last guy has to be Bermudian, like Iβd bet money.
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Instagram and WhatsApp being down kind of reminds me of the times I let you down. Always in my phone on WhatsApp I didnβt see WhatsHappening between us. I always see your mom on Facebook too, send my love. You donβt have to respond to this.
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If you cook dinner and fix plates, I clear plates and do dishes π€.
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Me to the bus driver when I didnβt have my pass and they let me slide
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The amount of girls that own business big or small, or just graduated with law degrees and MBAs. The chefs? The teachers? The price is going up for Bermudian women boss. And I didnβt mention the ones on track to graduate or broadcast their ideas. Just stay tuned. .
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I mean donβt be in the interview saying we go way back to school days if you was dissing me in school thoughβ¦.
MBJ being nearly 40, rich and famous, still reacting to who called him corny in high school, really just proves that heβs fucking corny.
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Nahkas accent is crazy π€£π€£ sounds like he been England for 2 weeks trying to fit in with some roadman.
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They wouldβve put you in a nice house with housing allowance, paid you, put your kids in private school and gave you $100k bonuses yearly. You fumbled tbh.
remembering turning down a investments job in Bermuda because I learnt about Bermudan business dress codes
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βiwanttomarryyouiwanttochangeyourlifeiwantyoutogetalifeinsurancepolicyoutonmecauseimoutinthesestreetsrealstupidβ.
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If you canβt sing chasing pavements word for word you arenβt a fan.
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LMFAOOOOO brah if you canβt read this you ainβt Bermudian ππππππ.
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Star gyal!β€οΈ
Bro I havenβt seen my goddaughter once in this recital, she must be on the lights π©π©π©.
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If we in Bermuda girl go get your crocs out the car, especially if we at a sports club ππππ.
Really no diss to any girls but you wearing flats in the club, I just feel like I shouldnβt be in the same space.
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drinking/ riding drunk is really part of the culture and it shouldnβt be.
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My fav part of my virtual cupmatch! Somaaasettttttπ€£π€£π€£π€£ AYYY TREAAADDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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my boy around girls: . brah I spent $1000 last night, messed up my Gucci shoes and almost crashed the BMW . me:
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You not invited to the cookout buh, this is disgraceful.
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sheβs a 10 but sheβs talmbout βblue and blue, through and throughβ.
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I thought this was Zadun.
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A lot from my generation are getting to or in their bag! Love to see it!.
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Muslim bakery and Tigermaket really used to put crack in those potato wedgies cause why were they that well.
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HAPPY BERMUDA DAY !! π§π².
I love my country! Proud to be Bermudian!!!β€οΈπ§π²β€οΈπ§π²β€οΈπ§π²
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When you ask her what she wanna do tonight and she says the vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
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she mustβve hit you with that βall your other lil girlfriends congratulating you, go talk to themβ.
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am I supposed to know these people?.
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nobody:. girls after bottomless brunch:.
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I buy food for me itβs like $11.50 I buy food for us itβs like $87.25 π©π©.
Is it safe to say that you spend more money while being in a relationship?.
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In the midst of all the slander I had to walk up in Soul Food like βLemme get a Lemon Pepper order pleaseβ
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I hope ya talking cup match cause scc is run down an cant even afford rum πππ ya showers are from 1975, ya floor is collapsing, both ya league teams going first division, best thing about ya club is ya youth programs π―.
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Serenaded today, marinated tomorrow π.
cows fucking love music & it is the wildest thing to watch π
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I ainβt never even seen no support like this, thatβs cocky π
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Everytime I release something new on my site my boyfriend always is the first person to order it and I ship it to him like a regular customer. πππ hes so supportive I just love it. his commentary is everything
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The fact that you wouldnt got me thinking you like niggas.
If u would Fuck Meg u might well say u like Niggaz.
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You didnβt even see her die but when you found out Chucky didnβt have a mom to dance with in βRugrats in Parisβ?!? ππ.
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WHO GAVE ALBERT TIK TOC?!?!?! Iβm beating them!πππππππ.
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ordering two different mains so we can eat some of each others food.
what is relationship math? π.
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Bro I havenβt seen my goddaughter once in this recital, she must be on the lights π©π©π©.
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Upset you took to Twitter to ask this, as if Woodys is in Devonshire or something.
Whoβs got a nice fish sandwich west?.
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Have to fire this admin buh ππ when people score against Bermuda it should be like βGoal. Honduras 2-1β.
GOAL! Honduras score on a play that it looks like Dale Eve didnβt see as he didnβt move to save it. The ball sort of took a big hop and bounced into the net. Bermuda 1, Honduras 2.
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I like to play this game before work called βhow long can I stay in bed before I actually have to get upβ ππ©.
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Will it be BHW Raft Up or Jaws 4?
A shark was spotted today close to Shelly Bay Beach. The fish, including a dorsal fin breaking the surface, was sighted by Jose Gonzalez. Sightings of sharks within the reef are uncommon. A 6ft hammerhead was sighted in Flatts Inlet in April by a family paddleboarding.
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First pic I thought she was a gay wedding shoot π©π.
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this is the pic you send to your wife from the bachelor party.
Caption thisπ. The fellas are wining down (get it?), enjoying a countryside day trip at El OmbΓΊ de Areco just outside of Buenos Airesπ·. #BermudaCricketBoard #Bermuda #ICCAmericas #T20SubRegionalQualifier
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when you find out she wasnβt lying about the freaky stuff she be retweeting.
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When someone said Bloody Mary three times and turned off the light back in the day ππππππ.
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Gotta support the local businesses man! Buy the artwork, get the T-shirt, listen to the song, rt, repost, spread the word! Hit them on the side with some feedback, they probably want to know what you want to better provide! We all we got!π£π£.
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Fack remember? No mask just vibes.
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this, this is and will always be a BANGER!!.
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The Bermudian accent is actually crazy when someone repeats what you said back to you. I was tryna order a beer and the shawty was like we donβt serve bear here. To be fair guys do pronounce it as bear π
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send me a pic every damn day. send me the snaps you take, send me a pic brushing your teeth, shit wake up and send a pic with the crust in your eye bbg I want to see.
When you post & he says βsend thisβ >>>>.
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