Matt Shell
@shellshiznit
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Work at Lucasfilm, play at photography. ❤️Cooking, learning guitar, food, travel, gadgets, movies, bbq, SF Giants & whoever plays the Dodgers. Oh & ice cream...
Joined March 2009
PSA: Those convenient mobile driver’s licenses CA was nice enough to issue DO NOT replace your physical license if you’re pulled over… Trust me… I know.
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I just bought Cosmic Crisp and Lemonade apples. Remember when you just had to decide between red and green? What a time to be alive!
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I know everybody has their own pains and problems, but I clipped my fingernail too close and I’m gonna die.
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I absolutely want people to do, and enjoy, what makes them happy as long as it doesn’t hurt others. However, I’m totally okay if I never hear the word “Barbenheimer” ever again! Okay, go about your business.
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Okay, yes, the weather sucks again but the shitty weather did allow me to take this photo this morning. Not bad Mother Nature… not bad. #iphone #whenissummer #itscold
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I’m not sure we have to worry too much about AI taking over the world just yet… Outlook just changed the name of my daughter from Syd, as in Sydney, to STD, as in a venereal disease.
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Controversial comment of the day: The Jonas Brothers are an unappreciated talent. Unexpectedly enjoying their latest album… a lot.
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@cbake76 If I had only thought to tradmark that saying. That and “shake the Bake.” We’d be rich! LOL!
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So awesome! Welcome to the family, Yohan!
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Trying to figure out which was a worse investment...the $500 I spent on Webvan stock in 1998, or the $16 I spent at the airport on overnight oats. I think it’s a toss-up.
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Heading to Nashville for a few days with this cowgirl! Been practicing my “yee-haw” all week! Also been training my body to eat a shit-ton of bbq and to withstand bathing in Nashville hot chicken.
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@UCSBathletics @Joe_Pasternack @UCSBbasketball Great news! Let’s do this, coach @Joe_Pasternack! Olé olé olé olé
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