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If you tag somebody in your story & they repost it, there is absolutely NO reason for you to repost the repost. I HATE when people do that 😭
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If you posting birthday stuff & I tell you happy birthday, don’t be talking about “it’s actually Monday”.. baby take it or leave it bc I won’t be back 😂
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Wow, so apparently, the same guy who produced the Moesha theme song produced the Proud Family, Parkers, Smart Guy, Girlfriends, Cousin Skeeter, etc. theme songs 🤯 his name is Kurt Farquhar & he is clearly the theme song king.
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I’ve accepted that my savings is not gonna be where I planned on it being by the end of the summer. Hooooowever.. my bills will be paid, I will be taking trips, & I will look good. Better luck in the fall.
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As somebody who works out often, I never understood getting mad/annoyed that people wanna start working out for the new year lol. Like literally who cares? Good for them!
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“You look so happy” is my favorite compliment these days. “You smell good” is second lol
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Ok, correction: he composed (not produced) them. Apparently there’s a difference lol. Rodney Jerkins produced a few of them e.g., The Parkers.
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Parents used to be so dramatic when you lost your house keys, like somebody finna find em & try every crib in the city
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I had a VERY solid year. To recap (prepare for slight flex): I graduated law school, took & passed the bar, visited 3 countries, hit a quarter-century, moved into a new new apt, started as an entertainment attorney at a top law firm... & I get sworn in tomorrow. Big lit.
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Just got my mid-year reviews and wow. I’m really a good ass lawyer y’all 🥺
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4 things I’m guaranteed to do:
1. laugh
2. sleep
3. eat
4. what I want
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Perfect time to remind y’all that multiple things can be true at once.
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“One ain’t enough, I need two”
Graduated w. my J.D. from USC Gould School of Law. 🙌🏽
#gouldgrad
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I’m actually at my best when I’m super busy & am forced to stick to a schedule.
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Whenever somebody responds to allegations with “no weapon formed against me shall prosper,” they did that shit.
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What do y’all be talking about..
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Keep pecans, walnuts & the like OUT of desserts please.
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The judge granted the first Motion to Dismiss I worked on. My first little win! 🥳🥳
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Who else was told not to flash your brights at someone whose lights were off because, as part of a gang initiation, that person would turn around and follow/kill you?
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There’s a video of Brax circulating where she essentially said that she used to take compliments to the head, but instead started viewing them as affirmations and confirmation that she’s walking in her purpose. I just think that’s so beautiful.
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Broadcasting that you curved your s/o for many years before giving them a shot is not the flex y’all think it is lol
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The grand opening of my dad’s restaurant, Ms. Monica’s Carryout, is tomorrow. 12863 Livernois, Detroit. Pull up if you in the city 🎉
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I’ve been helping A LOT w. a pretty high-profile case that’s going to the CA Supreme Court & I’m the only associate on the caption page with three partners 😭 we file our brief Friday & I’m super excited.
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Booking braids for a trip causes so much anxiety. Like I want to get them done as close to departure as possible so they can be crisp. But also need some cushion in case the braider cancels & I need to find somebody else last minute.
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I think I’m addicted to this clip.
Jadakiss had Dipset tight the whole night while controlling the show. & This was a perfect response to Welcome To NY. Goodness
#DipsetVsLox
#VERZUZ
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A vacation to just *relax* is perfectly fine. Mfs ain’t gotta have a full itinerary every (or any) day! Anybody who I travel w. knows that the only definite thing on MY itinerary is to sleep & sleep good.
✈️ We are cancelling each other over travel today.
Post your travel take that will get you cancelled. I’m ready for your chaos and shenanigans.
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Working on the other side of a deal w. my homegirl from law school is actually lit as hell lol. We both said we wanted to be entertainment lawyers in 2016.. & 5 years later, we’re really doing it at a multimedia conglomerate & a top firm. Love to see it 🎉
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The Never Say Never album. Front to byke.
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I remember a long time ago, I had went to my dad’s company’s Christmas party & one of his employees said something about me being cute & my dad fired him the next day 😂😭
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Sound like baby girl need to get her money up!
Special prize today to
@Delta
for letting me and my husband into their lounge because we have a specific credit card and informing us our 4yo would have to pay a fee or wait outside bc she "not a cardholder"
Good job Delta, you really thought that through
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Unmuting myself on a conference call to throw in a little “mhm” or giggle is so fun to me 😂
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Halfway done w. the bar. 200 multiple choice questions tomorrow stand between me & esquire. Well, plus 4 months’ waiting time, but you get the point lol
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I removed “Sent from my iPhone” from my signature line, but sometimes I type it right back in bc y’all need to know I’m not on my laptop & y’all are inconveniencing me.
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Since I’m off IG, y’all can get it. Felt cute, might delete later (I won’t).
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Y’all in the quotes talking about it’s the space they take up. Well I’m so sorry that your $50/mo membership does not offer the exclusivity you desire! 😂 like get a grip
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Just had a hearing for one of my pro bono cases & helped a family finalize their adoption. It was so special 😭😭
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A year ago today, my now-boyfriend came over to help me move my couch & we been lit ever since. 😂😏🔥🥰
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Brandy Norwood just followed me y’all. Contact my assistant for all inquiries.
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Lately, I been thinking about 2 Chainz making “Givenchy” sound like a sneeze & then blessing himself.
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Don’t you hate when parents get all parenty? 😂 like I was really just tryna have a normal conversation.
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I know one thing, Apple need to be more descriptive w. these charges on my card. I’m starting to think they tryna get down.
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I’ve heard your 30s are like your 20s w. more wisdom & money. As someone who’s been that gworl w. a bag in her 20s, I personally can’t wait for my 30s!
30 is not old. I want y’all to unlearn that.
It’s causing many to rush their life rather than enjoy the journey.
Your life doesn’t end at 30; it’s still blooming. At 30, you’ve only been an adult for 12 years. You’re not even a “teen” in the “adult years.” Chill out.
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The technology that scans an email for the word “attach” & let’s you know when you didn’t attach anything is a life saver.
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I can understand being a little salty if you’ve paid your loans off & they’re ultimately forgiven like, “damn I should’ve waited.” But actually wanting them to NOT be forgiven because you’ve paid yours off is extremely weird behavior.
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I need the community to collectively come up w. a better response when I tell guys I’m a lawyer. Bc “I’ma need you to get me out of jail” is not it.
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Hardest bar exam in the country, might I add.
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I think a lot about how God perfectly orchestrated my whole life, down to the smallest detail lol. That’s crazy
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Next time make it $1,000, but thank you for that $100, I know you barely had that.
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Me & my bestie are going on a quick trip tomorrow that we literally planned in an hour lol. I suggested it at 11:15AM & we had flights, hotel, & activities booked & paid for by 12:30 that same day. Love to see it.
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The hardest part of going to the gym for me is just getting there. Once I’m there, I don’t be on no lazy shit. But getting outta my cozy bed in the morning?! Chileee......
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I usually wear my hair natural/curly to work & MIGHT get the occasional compliment. Today, it’s straight & I’ve gotten 5 compliments before lunch. Smh. I already know why, no need to say it!
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Ever since I started focusing on buying good quality basics regularly (& not panic shopping before an event), I feel like I have so many more things to wear lol
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We have a hearing for a motion next week. Client asked if they could listen in (I’m a super junior attorney, so I haven’t argued anything in court yet). Just so happens the partner is going to be busy, so I will be arguing the motion.. by myself.... with the clients listening. 🙂
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Them pre-sleep naps hit. Right around 6-8PM or so. You wake up after, do a few last minute things (maybe toss some clothes in the dryer), get a bite of whatever leftovers you had, & then get back in the bed for the real sleep. 🙌🏾
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So nice of restaurants to put two sets of cutlery in my bag when I order two entrees... but honey bofadees for me.
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Y’all should should stop revealing confidential customer/employer/client information when you’re showing your WFH station. Just a suggestion.
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Olympic Highlights with Kevin Hart & Kenan Thompson start streaming tonight on Peacock. I’m the point legal person on it, so yay me. 🎉
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If I went to church for NYE & they started playing Walk It Out & Swag Surfin, I would not be happy lol. Yall gotta chill.
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Last week I told my dad I needed to come home this weekend bc I could use a break. The only questions he asked were: “how much do I need to send you for the ticket?” & “you sure you don’t wanna come now?”... da realist
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Taking the following day off after you get back from a vacation is necessary.
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Y'all. I'm in my final week of studying. If you're reading this please remember to pray for me ♥️
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I love the little confirmations that let me know I’m where I’m supposed to be & moving in the right direction.
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