maybe you know me as an artist, maybe as a designer of electonics, maybe from tiktok, maybe as a writer. whatever the case, i do a lot of different things. all of them can be found on my website, linked below.
@teejleaks
Yup. I was fired under questionable circumstances days after my boss found out I was trans. I reported this fact to the district manager on my way out the door- now the bigoted manager who did it is the district manager.
Starbucks puts on a nice show of support, but no substance
@earthboy__
@UnburntWitch
Bonus points If it's "springtime for Hitler" from The Producers since the song makes them feel ridiculous and will make any local news not want to air it either
what if mana crypt was a location in a first gen 3D console game?
this animated alter is a small preview from an upcoming project, figure i might as well show the goods where the card is concerned :P stay tuned for the project this is only a part of.
My boyfriend; I'm fun to play magic with
Also my boyfriend; so the first deck I ever played, back when everyone was playing monocolor with all basics, was
So I happen to know someone who worked on the fallout show and I had been keeping magic cards in this fucking box not knowing it was like an actual serious prop lol
i have officially used chrome to make an alter- this was made almost exclusively using the inspect element tool.
toxic deluge, in the form of a twitter interface. dont be a reply guy, folks.
Do you have ADHD and because the veggies and other stuff that goes bad in your fridge doesn't exist in your memory if you can't see it, you end up throwing stuff out constantly?
Fifteen dollars of stick on magnets and writable cards and we haven't thrown out vegtables ONCE ☺️
Just uninstalled hive social cuz an app I am logged out of completely and hadn't opened in 3 days that consumed 11% of my last 100% battery charge and 4 gigabytes of data is sus as hell. Shame.
YALL THAT SECRET LAIR ISNT STOLEN FANART LMAOOO THEY JUST COMMISSIONED THE FANARTIST WHO MADE THEM IN THAT STYLE WHO IS
@BenMakesStuff
FUCKING CONGRATS DUDE
Arguing that hybrid rules in edh should be changed is arguing that bant decks should have access to all creatures you control have haste, that gruul decks should have cold eye selkie, and that jinnie fae is monogreen lmao nah fam ill pass
My DMs;
@TolarianCollege
: hey sheepwave can you make me a card mockup for a video
me: Sure what's the video about
Prof: NFTs and why they're bad
Me:
Me: I was made to do this
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Enjoy this grotesque goblin token. It's good to be back to making art.
Just heard josh lee kwai say "two mana mana rock that enters tapped, AUGH, already out" and I suddenly realize why every time I play EDH in an LGS it's the most weirdly pushed cutthroat shit imaginable
Like I'm sorry we are on the "2 cmc has to enter untapped" meta now? 😂
i have some really bad news for any mtg player who thinks fortnite is somehow something to look down on about exactly where on the cultural hierarchy of "cringe" magic the gathering is
the 2 kinds of card sellers
true dual shipped unsleeved plain white envelope
21 cent common shipped between 2 gorgeous art cards sealed with tape and a kiss in a toploader inside a bubble mailer with a handwritten note saying they hope you like the cards
Lol, just watched a stream where a Yu-Gi-Oh player who only understood the basics of magic stumbled through how good various cards were... But INSTANTLY spotted that skull lamp was broken 🤣
For all the shit everyone loves throwing at wizards
They decided that they were going to put a _visibly_ queer person on marketing and promotional material. That actually means something to me. Yes, they're kind of a stereotype but you look at them and you KNOW what they are.
one of the things i love nerding out about is templating changes-ways to make bulky rules text slimmer and easier to understand.
Devour Intellect has both an adorable intellect devourer on it, and a rewording of mana sourcing i ADORE.
thanks to wotc for the free preview card!💖
While trying to explain why i kinda wanna build this, I said it's cuz most temur decks end up being mossy Izzet or spicy simic, whereas this is solidly wet gruul
today on stream i made a pixel art crucible of worlds! while my overall composition is obviously literally identical to the original, i decided to take what is actually happening in a different direction. :)
#MTG
Hey can someone point me to the chapter in the official story where the jund workers union guys feature, I want to learn about how workers uniting might effect change and am very curious how wizards of the coast, a non unionized company, might choose to portray such a thing
so im going to be literally bulletproofing a 4 pocket trade binder and shooting a gun into it with thousands of dollars worth of my collection inside, any manufacturers want to sponsor & throw some trade binders my way so i can show how compatible with bulletproofing they are?
Just found out double feature packs are ten dollars???? Lmao like the same cost as the ones that had ragavan and fetches in them???
But Neon dynasty has everyone and their grandma hyped up
Are they trying to make the worst and best selling products of all time back to back
@KaylaAncrum
@crowquettes
I thought that Nick being in love with gatsby was the literal text
I read it and had absolutey no other explanation for the events of the book
Post-Holiday giveaway time! I have tons of cards and cant legally sell them so stop asking please, but i can give them away to my followers for free. want in? well just like, retweet and comment with your favorite card you see among these ❤
ill pick some winners on the 3rd.
I'm the same age my mom was when she had me. I can't have kids.
My parents spent my whole birthday dinner talking about having me as a baby, me being born, even after I asked that they not talk about babies, until i finally broke down crying in the restaurant. Love it.
Y'all I've been waiting on this announcement for AGES.
The "retrobolt" mat is the first made by Mythic Gaming, with completely unique iridescent foil stamping tech to make my design SHINE.
The full foiled design will only be available for a limited time.
What do y'all think?😍
after finishing those n64 style MDFC lands i knew it was only a matter of time before i did another render in that style. so here are 120 renders in that style. i give you akiri, fearless voyager!
Gonna start deliberately getting minor insignificant facts about the mcu or star wars wrong on first dates with men to test to see if they're insufferable or not
Hearing that wizards might be trying to reprint art they don't have the rights to anymore is fucking WILD
Also a serious bummer if this was hard fought with hasbro legal; if they get sued over the art but it torpedoes abolishing the reserved list as a side effect
the full cycle of ukiyo-e duals is complete, and ill be posting them one at a time over the next few weeks.
if youre impatient, you can also see the entire set immediately on my patreon.
Them: why are you running bolt in edh? It's not very good in the format
Me: sometimes "common wisdom" isn't accurate. Plus I love my art for it.
Later, them: we are last two in game, activates aetherflux while at 52 life, targeting me
Me: in response, I bolt your face
Them:
Commander is most interesting when you build under a self imposed restriction and idk who needs to hear this but color identity is not a self imposed restriction anymore even if it's mono white or boros or doesn't have green in it
We need a name for the Mathew Mercer effect but for commander players whose expectations were set by Game Knights
Well-edited footage of celebrities playing vetted decklists makes for a FANTASTIC show, but not for a very realistic view of what entering the game is like 😂