Shaun the sheep🐑
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(he/him) 25. perpetually exhausted and on the verge of a breakdown. caffeine junkie. Don't.
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Decathlon is a financial blackhole and I need adult supervision whenever I'm there. It's like the candy store equivalent for me.
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He looks like orry.
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I love shawarma so much. Like i can have it for all three meals, for seven days straight and still not get bored of it. That's how much I love it. I might even get a shawarma tattooed on my arm. I'm going to set on a mission and explore all the shawarma places in blr in 2023.
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Yes. Paparazzi not pronouncing the name of a celebrity they have never heard of is what's going to tarnish the reputation of this great nation which is otherwise really amazing.
It's really not that deep.
The clips from NMAAC are hilarious. I laughed so hard at "jiji hai gigi nahi".
But let it play for a little longer and you'll realise it's disgraceful. The language used is uncivil and embarassing.
I feel ashamed.
This is red carpet. They'll smile now. They won't when they're
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I haven't watched the movie but i have to recreate this picture for research purposes and frame it.
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They call me 007
0 work done.
0 attention span.
7 breakdowns a day for absolutely no reason.
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Bumble is the new Sharda University because everyone's there.
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They might peel an orange for you but will they peel garlic cloves for you ?
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You know that voice inside your head that keeps saying "don't do it don't do it" and then you ignore the voice and do it and tumhare laude lag jaate hai. I do that. Alot and I'm about to do it again.
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I like making sandwiches on the tawa instead of the sandwich maker because it gets soggy in the later, but if cooked at a low flame, it turns out really golden and crispy .
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I'm 23, ghosting people shouldn't be my coping mechanism.
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Need to learn how to accept/reply to compliments because I can't asjdksksks in real life.
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The most punchable face in the history of punchable faces.
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My jan dump is a Covid positive report, my exams getting postponed, me staring at the ceiling and the food I cooked.
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If i have to hear one more time that "is generation se stress aur pressure handle nahi hota. Baat baat pe panic attack and anxiety". I'm going to fucking loose it.
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I love caffeine so much. Yess. I'll have another cup. Yes pre workout. Yes I'll use it to drive away my sleep. Yes I'll absolutely use it to fill the deep gaping void inside me.
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Man will loose his mind when he realizes the number of engineers who go for a profession that has absolutely got nothing to do with the course they were taught for 4 years in the college.
She wasted their parents' hard earned money by pursuing a degree & then choosing to sell pani puri. This is peak Femin!sm and New (Latest) in the Market.
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Spoiler this. Spoiler that. Why don't you'll spoil her for a change.
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This person crossing my mind makes me hate myself, hate them, miss them and makes me want to text them but make me hate myself for wanting to text them. All at the same time. That's a lot emotions at the same time.
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By age 23.5, you should have given up on all your aspirations, have had multiple crisis, horrible digestion system, terrible head ache and back ache all round the year, lost interest in everything and have absolute unwavering hatred for yourself and your past decisions.
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Like, I buy the same apparel I already have. Same colors too 😭😭 lavde you have 4 black workout tshirts. For the love of alcohol, please buy normal clothes. Casual outings k liye kapde nahi hai 😭
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If you really really really like her, you'd hear pretty woman playing in the background every time you see her.
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English teacher in 12th grade said something along the lines that in order to avoid butterflies in your stomach, simply kill the larvae. Mereko pata nahi kyu yaad aya ye par tum sab bhi ye padhlo.
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Mera room microwave oven hai and i am a marinated chicken
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"i am an edgy asshole who tries to be hilarious at the expense of others and have absolutely 0 understanding of what dark humor is"
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I haven't played Holi in like 11/12 years. Kisi bhadve ne is baar zabardasti color lagaya ya kapde phaade toh beech road pe phod dunga.
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Hey. Can I come over and take a nap. ( There is no electricity here )
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Do people still write " iron man's death" as the answer to the prompt " something I'm not yet over"? In bumble?
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Crazy toh apne kar diya hai Khanna ji 😽👉👈
Had to shoot a few covers with Sam today.
And it was freezing in NY.
But he did some crazy awesome stuff.
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Really concerned about some of yall. Like do you even sleep, at all? For more than 3 hours at a stretch?
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I really like eating food from bowl instead of plate. I should get more bowls.
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This uncle at the fruits/vegetable store asked ye Malaika Arora mango is how much? 😭😭😭😭
He was referring to Malika mangoes 😭😭
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Elon bhadwe, lavde, sade hue baingan k chilke, fungus infested socks, saale roz roz ek feature kaam karna bandh ho jaata fadarchod. Muted words aur muted accounts kyu dikh rahe hai. Tere Ghar aake tere takle pe nariyal phod dunga Mai. Dent ban jaega thobde pe.
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