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@headfallsoff In the what if series Infinities they manage to turn Vader from the dark side so he joins the rebels as Vader the white. This is the same series where Yoda gains control of the Death Star and crashes it into Palpatine's palace on Coruscant, likely killing billions
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@lewisbcfc74 - Women complement other women - Women gain high self-esteem - Women see what kind of person you are and realize they like themselves too much to ruin themselves by dating you I can see why someone like you wouldn't want women building each other up.
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Drone shots rule. #WWEBacklash
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Big fan of @WWEAsuka 's poison mist 🤮 #Asuka #KabukiWarriors #SorryPaige 🤭
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I want Adam to win so he can take a picture like this with Britt and then delete it #NXTTakeover
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WWE should film all possible outcomes to each match to discourage spoilers (and so that there'd be some killer lost footage to obsess over 20 years from now)
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That lawyer will be NXT champion in 8-10 years #RAW
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IIIIIIIIIII'VE NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS 🎺🎺🎺
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You're all saying this is Mad Max but it's CLEARLY from Scooby-Doo vs The Speed Demon #WrestleMania
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If Raquel could overcome this cowboy hat/phantom mask combo imagine what you can overcome #WWENXT
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Bayley gotta link up with Sami on the conspiracy tip, I swear #WrestleMania
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"The NXT parking lot is probably the most dangerous environment I've been in besides the Combine" - Bivens #Smackdown
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@StokelyHathaway Malakai might take offense to being blessed by God
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Asuka and Sasha have wrestled a lot lately but it's never the same match, they always give you plenty of new stuff #SurvivorSeries
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When you tell mom you don't know what happened to the whole box of freeze pops #HIAC
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Lesnar is canonically weak to dick kicks so this all checks out. #SurvivorSeries
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I think it's time to pull the emergency Bayley lever @WWE #WrestleMania
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@stevenjwarga35 @MichaelCole @ReneeYoungWWE Man you wouldn't have Renee, Corey, Mauro or any of your other favs on commentary if it wasn't for Cole. Listen to him on the UK tournament or the MYC or Beast In The East, he's as good as anyone when given free reign.
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Vince creates WWE. WWE kills territories. WWE signs indie guys. WWE kills indie guys. Indie guys leave WWE. Women inherit the WWE.
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@ryansatin I'd rather talk about how Kenny Omega does a passable Mandy Rose rising knee
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A wrestling legend and The Rock
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Horror story idea for an audience of one (Mark Calaway): They finally find a donor knee compatible with Mark but it came from an athlete who kneeled during the national anthem. Now Mark finds his body possessed by the urge to protest racial inequity & it drives him mad
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Undertaker Has Surgeries 'Lined Up,' Needs A Right Knee
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@giantbomb Other sites give their viewership one, *maybe* two Quan-Chis per stream... GB is different.
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@toshanshuinLA "what if we didn't view our audience as an enemy to be submitted?"
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Day 11, Chicory and <Food Name> (mine was Sushi) from Chicory! What a lovely game. #Inktober
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Excalibur softly chuckling at every odd thing Dustin says is really making this work for me #AEWDark
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HHH acting all harrowed and bratty on that media call combined with him posting a picture of himself photoshopped with Meiko paints a grand mural of sadness and desperation
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@seriousAnnaFish @TheZoneCast Tagging on this, did they eventually adopt a baby (possibly an orphan of the battle) and name it Noelle? /headcanon
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@MarinaShafir @MsCharlotteWWE @QoSBaszler @jessamynduke @RondaRousey Didn't you and @jessamynduke have to intervene to ensure Shayna beat Kairi? You may not be weapons but you two are worth at least one kendo stick.
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Nyla is really killing me on commentary, she must have some experience doing it elsewhere. She should be their go-to guest commentator going forward #AEWDark
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Seriously, kudos to Otis for turning what I believe was just a bit he did backstage in NXT & on social to tease Tino & joke with Mandy into a months-long captivating main roster storyline culminating at Mania, largely propelled entirely by his charisma #WrestleMania
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If things ever get too dire for WWE they can just have Mastiff and Dozovic run into each other and end the Earth. #NXTUKTakeover
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A Tale Of Two Inferiority Complexes
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@EliteNJPW @NaomiWWE Big difference between female superstars being sexy and owning it and divas being made to bark like dogs and fight in underwear. #context 👍
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It's not every day you see the stupidest thing you've ever seen in your life #RoyalRumble
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@dajosc11 this is the key piece of evidence that's gonna blow this whole thing open
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@YaOnlyLivvOnce nobody's using this one
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Bayley using misogynistic dress requirements of KSA to win the match!!! Now THAT'S a heel move! Hahahaaa #WWESSD
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"Does she want me to cut off my hair and wash her feet with it??" #RAW
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One day Bianca is going to hit Sasha with her hair whip and Sasha's going to sell it like she got blasted by an anti-matter cannon.
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thx veterans
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@bvmbshelled What exactly is this supposed to show? That she has signature moves just like literally every other wrestler? You could cut together a video like this for everyone. And to suggest that any move isn't a risk just reads as ignorant.
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@ReneeYoungWWE I mean, you could have used the gif...
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Lol Johnny always loses in the stupidest ways possible and it's entirely appropriate #NXTTakeover
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@austin_walker I know the below isn't news, just simply germane
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"I'm a huge mark for Sasha Banks, I'm a big Mandalorian fan..." Victoria on Watch Along #WWEChamber
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@dajosc11 I don't know that I've ever heard her swear before haha
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@rocco_botte They called him in because he knows the shape of water
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Wow Ricochet really is a hero, saving us from a Kona Reeves match #WWENXT
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Bummer they didn't teach you anything about star power, presence, charisma, or being generally interesting in exchange :/ Seems kinda one-sided
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Bayley performs on #Smackdown for an audience of one and that person is Michael Cole
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@Strawberryvince Inaccurate, too many women pictured
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Dang. This episode was majorly driving off a cliff before it deployed its Sasha-shaped parachute #RAW
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@SongbirdN7 "a snowball"
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@yungslav_ we're just normal thems, just innocent thems
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@WWE_MandyRose @DanaBrookeWWE @WWE "Sexy Muscle Friends" Asuka nailed it in one, don't overthink it
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@TomBlargh @Pizza_Suplex And you gotta give Arby's time to glue all that cardboard together
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lol screenshotted juuuust in case it gets deleted #RAW
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@WWEonFOX @WWENXT This and the lead up (months/minutes whichever)
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Darby's coolness works in the same way bumblebees are able to fly, you'd think it'd go against the laws of nature and yet here I am cheering for a guy wearing black jean shorts with leggings 🤔 #AEW
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"Shayna Baszler is ruthless, y'know I once got her a top of the line bottle of whiskey and she didn't thank me until a full 24 hours later" - RJ City #WWERaw
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I don't think this show should have had 3 chamber matches but the absence of a women's chamber match is felt pretty sharply #WWEChamber
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IF Sasha comes back and IF she gets a big title picture push and IF they actually allow her to be a heel... ...they should lean into all the rumors, the ones believed by only the stupidest assholes on here, and have her be entitled and for lack of a better term... bossy.
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@MeganBitchell fun way to learn that emoji exists
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Never won't love that actual Christian Hell is still under the WWE ring #Smackdown
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Here's a silly comic that I spent more time on than I should have 🙃
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Sasha Banks was on #SDLive tonight
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Imagine you're filming a movie, a dramatic scene in an airport. Your costar just left the terminal for their plane, then you get on twitter like "haw! they didn't really get on a plane! it was just a set, what an idiot!". We know we're watching a movie you clod, do better.
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@BeckyLynchWWE That’s what I’m trying to do dumbass. You hobbling around trying to be a ginger crutch ninja and taking fake prison photos in the hallway isn’t helping
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Pretty cool that Big E could bare his heart for the world to see and talk frankly about his mental health history on a podcast in the morning and then become WWE champion in the evening
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. @SashaBanksWWE @itsBayleyWWE @IamMikaze Here's my idea for your #Wrestlemania gear, hope it's inspiring! You two are basically anime superheroes anyway 🙃 #SashaBanks #Bayley #RAW #SDLive #WWEWomensTagTeamChampions
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That was the dictionary definition of a Sasha performance. Look incredible. Make several layers of history. Steal the show. Bust out new moves. Get creative. Talk mad trash. Sell like a maniac. Graciously put over her opponent. Remain the literal best. #WrestleMania
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Hangman bleeds more photogenically than most and that's why he's a world champion #AEWDynamite
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@SeanRossSapp He was whispering out a probability hex to stop the bomb from exploding because he's actually a witch
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Brock Lesnar: still canonically weak to dick kicks #RAW
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@WrestlingSheet Cesaro exposed to gamma rays, triples in size
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Dana names Bayley then Sasha as locker room leaders (before they went bad), they make the girls want to shut them up & force them to step up. Also names Becky overall. This was part of an interminable D-von & Shelton talk on Seth/Roman/locker room leaders. #WWEWatchAlong #WWETLC
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If this man can play both himself and his brother there's no reason Cody can't play Stardust on the side #WWERaw
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@mega64 character from Unicorn Overlord, can't wait to see their version of Rebecca Milk
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Kushida thought he'd gone back in time to kill Hitler but honestly this is close enough #WWENXT
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@More_Civilized @jessfromonline Natalie, with no hesitation: blanket.
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Tie diligently. #AEWFullGear
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THAT MAN HAS A HEAD OF HAIR! #AEWFullGear
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@SexyChuckieT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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