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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@FastestPitStop “I spent money on a girl and she didnt fuck me”. But make it F1:
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@TheFreePouel @InternetH0F You missed something too.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@TheFreePouel @InternetH0F The point, since you missed it, was that it was sexist and she followed that point up and ratioed him. Dont get your man panties in a bunch.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@EllenPage STOP👏WORRYING👏ABOUT👏OTHER👏PEOPLES👏PERSONAL👏LIFE
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@BigSeanQ_ The second one is pretty good. Got married on 9/11 so my wife and i can say Never Forget. Never forget that great day we shared in september🙏🏻
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@Cobalt7x @RonFilipkowski You guys get so up in arms when it comes to your literal arms and guns and things that make you a snow flake and things about censorship. But as soon as it comes around to this, you forget all about the literal first amendment. Stop your cherry pickin, snowflake
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@shanks_austin
Austin
4 years
@BaseballQuotes1 This is what happens when we give nerds who are into sabermetrics a voice. Let alone a job.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
7 years
@LindaLJ11 Is it ok to call athletes SOB's? Or disregard a US territory with 3+ million people on it? Call it even.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@AnswersNeeded12 Jesus can we compromise a little bit? All u want to do is wake up in the morning, have my brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal and vote @TheDemocrats Stop taking away my cheap foods. This teaching career doesn’t pay enough money for me to have a big breakfast
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@shanks_austin
Austin
10 years
Two poos in a pod @nbcsnl
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@KraziliaLove @EllenPage Stranger, tel me about my life. Tell me why you think i have NOTHING to be concerned. About. Tel me about my background and my beliefs.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@SurviveBiz @briantylercohen They voted no because it was a Democrat bill and the Dems voted yes. Simple as that. It’s not politics. Its a disgrace.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@govt_corrupt Typically when i go to a restaurant i dont trucked straight to the heart as i walk through the door.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@espn @GamecockFB Joe Burrow did it after winning a championship in a record breaking year. Spency…after beating a team in November that MIGHT get him to a bowl game.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
10 months
@formulawhatever said it for MONTHS. Nearly Half the country, yes i live in America, will be slotted to start at 1 am. 3 am quali. Its dark at like 5 oclock. Couldve held this race HOURS BEFORE its slated start. For wanting to cater to this countrys’ market AND the Andretti stuff, its bs.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
7 months
Before you try to bait into homophobia, its because racecars convey speed. Pink and light colors on the color palette just dont exude speed or strength on these monstrosities of innovation and technology. Show me baby colors. Theyre all light colors. For example…come on. ruined
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@junibvgs
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@shanks_austin and why exactly does pink not belong on race cars?
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@CarolinaBoy83 @barstoolsports @Starting9 @Barstooldmv Remember when that Republican sent pipe bombs to top Dems? Probably didnt cover that on Fox News
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@barstoolsports @ForePlayPod Normall this would suck but like i feel like it should be tradition now CONSIDERING IT IS THE WASTE MANAGEMENT OPEN. Its perfect. Write the book.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@davelloyd1980 Ok but how can the guy you put as overrated be overrated if he beat the guy you out as goat? He went toe to toe with LH way better than Bottas
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 months
@HiddenOG @unusual_whales Funny it has to be hidden in the fine print instead of being upfront about it. Wonder why that is.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@FastestPitStop @decalspotters This might sound selfish and not even relevant because they’re probably still with @AlpineF1Team but GET THE PINK OFF THE CARS
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@autosport IT IS WRITTEN TO BE MORE SPECIFIC THIS YEAR. YOU. CANNOT. COMPARE. The new rule takes the Director out as much as it can.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@DailyMail Your dear leader didn’t bring them home. Biden did that. Everyone’s been asking for years to bring them home and he did yet people still were upset about the withdraw. Pick a side. War or home with loved ones
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@fiadocsbot But charles got 3 spots for going into the pits in Austria…when there was literally zero places else to go but going into the pits was impeding. This on Yuki?? Nahhh its fiiiine
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@KraziliaLove @EllenPage The problem is, may not be with you personally, the far left very liberal group is now coming down on Christianity. Ive grown up Christian and dont abide by everything ive been “taught” from my church. He may not/doesnt have to agree with that stance but is still criticized
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@ChidiNwatu @RonFilipkowski Try working in schools. Guarantee Trump never stepped foot in his kids schools when they were children.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@davelloyd1980 Williams was better when VB was there. VB got the luck of the draw. You dont go from 8th consistently in the constructors to 3rd because of drivers. VB is good but Nico was better. LH was NOT on the podium FOUR times in 16-Nico,5 times and NR STILL won
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 months
@Ca11um95 @formularacers_ Cause he’s an overrated little british twink with a rich dad.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@BarstoolNewsN Behold, a man who starts a conversation talking about fast food and WITHOUT WARNING changes the conversation to border security and how awesome his party is. Absolutely a sight to behold. Never seen anything like this.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@rhymezoneyes Because people in comedy run together as friends. FRIENDS. god forbid. They dont care about their friends background, color, political or religious views because they are…friends. Again, god forbid.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@samdraiss Jacque Villeneuve doesnt get the respect he deserves. One of just a select group of men to ever have 2/3 of the triple crown and that really just scratches the surface
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@shanks_austin
Austin
7 months
You guys…all this black and carbon fiber is ALSO ugly. Chill. I literally just like when a car is aesthetically pleasing.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@CodifyBaseball Theyre not related because Jamie is just the reincarnate
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@shanks_austin
Austin
4 years
@Motorsport I love that every single comment is the same because this literally is the last company anybody wanted to buy Codemasters. Now we just pray 2021s game is playable. $50 for F2 DLC maybe?🤷🏻‍♂️
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@shanks_austin
Austin
5 years
@espn 🚨WE DON’T CARE 🚨
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@shanks_austin
Austin
9 years
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@IUBarstool The audacity to tweet this from the team that lost by 30 to Saint Marys a week before
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
The fact some juror says no to Nikolas Cruz Death penalty is wild. theres so many deaths the Judge is literally tripping over her words because shes been reading so many murder verdicts. The yays out way the nays. Death it is to you. Democracy. #Parkland
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@CNBC I was under impression North Korea stopped production of missiles? Atleast thats what i was led on to believe. How ever could this happen *Home Alone face*
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@FiercestCheetah @FastestPitStop They can barely show what’s going on on the track. Unless it’s a fight for 13th.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
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@shanks_austin
Austin
7 months
@PLANETJUNl Pink doesnt belong on race cars. But straight carbon fiber…or fibre for my euro friends…come one. You have the french flag with probably the best flag colors/colours and ya still botch it.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 months
@Kylian1X @FastestPitStop And you’re not guilty just because tabloids say things. Everyone has complained about the lack of transparency yet also seems to know the facts. We really know next to nothing
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 months
@KatDCR Bear down this wall??
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@Motorsport If Andretti doesnt “bring enough on paper” then literally no one will. Just say you dont want more teams. Literally no other racing team on the planet has more to bring than Andretti.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@TeamAthIete @FakeSportsCentr Is it healthy for an 11 year to be dead lifting?
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@_Ashlee_May @EllenPage Chris Pratt isnt hurting anybody. Just because youre famous doesnt mean you have to conform to everybody’s beliefs. We all know Chris Pratt doesnt believe suicide and killing people is what he wants in that community. You dont have to stand for EVERY SINGLE THING your church says
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@shanks_austin
Austin
4 years
@Realityamerica1 @SportsCenter Still one more super bowl appearance than all of us, buddy.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 months
@Dane__Garcia @ChrisDJackson Forgot your cult leader golfed pretty much every weekend. Also maybe people can have religion AND care about people. Doesnt take a god to know that. OR…there is no god🤷🏻‍♂️
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@RonCR700 @POTUS Bro Ronaldo isnt even a US citizen you cant even vote here. Probably more importantly tho…bots cant vote…nor are real people…so where does that leave us. Besides in a recession, obviously.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@EricDJuly @POTUS Ahhh i guess some people just hate children. #ProLifeMyAss
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@shanks_austin
Austin
8 years
Does anyone feel like Pences job is kinda like a lawyer having to defend in court a murderer that everyone knows is guilty? #VPDebate
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 months
@f1trollofficial Why? Because you didnt get a battle for the lead? Because Max is one of the goats and were seeing him at work? We had multiple teams fighting for best of the rest. Sorry 9 other teams didnt engineer their car to be a gd missle like RB but this is how F1 has always worked
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@zioebog @notcapnamerica Sometimes youre gonna have to be uncomfortable. At a younger age it builds empathy for others. 4th grade has been reading these books for quite some time. Its called history. If youre telling history. Tell it. In this case, race played a part in its history.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@heliopolis____ @AngieStGermain @Ange_Personally @KraziliaLove @EllenPage In that Colbert interview he never really talked about his church other than him wanting to post a quote from a minister and he never said he donates to it. So i dont think anybody should assume he donates.And whether he does isnt up to anyone. You decide what you with your money
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@nypost Cant say hes wrong. Didnt need to do it but ya. He cant call out her but she can call out Jimmy G and its ok. Thats modern day sexism.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@barstoolsports For those, most of you, not understanding Chinas protocol-China has a ZERO COVID stance. They are trying to eradicate Covid from China. Where we Americans are to to minimize the slread and damage. Two VERY different, but adequate stances
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@formulamaja The comment section is filled with the Silence is Violence crew. These guys drive cars all around the world. That’s their job. It’s not too call out every single country they go too. Don’t give me “they have a platform”. Use YOUR platform. Youre on twitter too fam.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
Off The Rails with @Hinchtown and @AlexanderRossi
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@AngieStGermain @Ange_Personally @KraziliaLove @EllenPage I dont think its fair to say “why are you paying taxes” [to X place] since the state decides if YOUR taxes go to a program you dont agree with. But you can say that about everybody, every state, and every program
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@Pia_Soun @Ben_Sulayem @F1 Tell me you started watching F1 in 2021 without telling me. How do you think the FIA treated anyone who TOUCHED LH from 2014-2021? Who cared about someones attitude-he wins-people like a bad, and it gets people talking. Who cares.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
5 months
@Syfreeed Its not basketball to watch a guy 5 or 6 inches short to go up against a bigger guy??? Buddy…have you ever heard of…basketball
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@shanks_austin
Austin
7 months
@FastestPitStop @IMS is literally just 3 hours away. With an international airport minutes away. And…get this…Grade 1 already…and is a historic track that weve been begging for😵
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@arlenparsa @_domsol This has been a segment on @jimmykimmel for a few years
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@FootbaIIism *and then proceeded to rape that girl*
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@sebsmars The “assault” thing is such bullshit especially in this time of #MeToo . She literally laughed when its happening and defended him immediately. If you have to think if you were assaulted, you weren’t.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@APSouthRegion @AP DONT👏TAKE👏YOUR👏KID👏TO👏DRAG👏QUEEN👏STORY👏HOUR👏THEN
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@RGIII @GGriffinIII ESPN trying to become a reality show with all their stunts and screaming and arguing on talkshows
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@Spudells @autosport So because he’s American that discounts him? @IndyCar is the biggest, most challenging series behind @F1 . He’s shown he doesn’t just have potential, but can win. IndyCar is harder to drive than an F1 car. He’ll learn. Only way to learn, is by doing.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@bballnostalgist But can LA actually capture and reuse the water properly this time??
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@formularacers_ @NorthantsPolice Do this over climate crisis but disregard the potential 350,000 people visiting the track this weekend. But ya its F1’s fault. When they’re making efforts to be more carbon neutral. Even showing off SB with a carbon neutral fuel.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@RonFilipkowski “We dont care if guns get in schools. Lets just figure how to add more guns inside the school.”
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@KeeneyTime64 @CaliforniaPanda @January6thCmte She charged no one but she DID break in to a very heavily guarded, private building that 24/7 has armed guards. She did jump the barrier that a man with a gun said DO NOT JUMP OR YOU WILL BE SHOT soooo
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@shanks_austin
Austin
5 years
@AlexanderRossi @AlexanderRossi is the most hilariously salty driver on the grid. Best of luck last few races champ🤞🤞
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@shanks_austin
Austin
4 years
@AP I REFUUUUUSE to believe 86% of people are not setting people entirely. Traffic here is ALMOST the same.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
4 years
@MrTROseBot 500 billion vaporized quicker than our 1200
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
I had a dream last night Hollywood replaced Kevin Hart hosting the Oscars with Ann Coulter...and they loved it...
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@formularacers_ Mick at Williams🙏🏻
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@shanks_austin
Austin
4 years
@autosport all these anti-Mick people never seem to the courage to have a profile pic...who hurt you...
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@oliverrowland1 Doesnt help when this track layout absolutely sucks
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
@MLBONFOX Ughhh. I hate to say this as a Cubs fan but im happy. Hes good for the team so good for baseball. Hate to see rookies get screwed like i remember Kris Bryant. But i dont think ive ever respected a Cards team more for their players than i do this year.Just really good ball players
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@ESPNF1 The GOAT wore that color for a decade but nice try.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@YourFriendKyle_ If he didnt play for the Yankees and had THE EXACT SAME STATS he would be treated normally.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
1 year
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@realDonaldTrump Be careful when you commit financial crimes, because crimes are punishable. If you get caught. Did you know that? Not many people know that. You could be punished for crimes. Believe me, we have the best crimes.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
5 years
@DavidNakamura @jdawsey1 @VP Remember that American journalist a few years back who went to North Korea and they staged a supermarket...just find that clip. Very similar stuff.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@KyleAGlaser I was at the Indy 500 a few weeks ago and for anyone else there we can almost for sure tel you...that was DEFINITELY WELL OVER 135,000😂😂
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@shanks_austin
Austin
5 months
@DavidBo56640233 @RACERmag Going on Peacock has been great for access. Its the cheapest streaming service
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@NBCNews “Im not going to blame you for it”...? Lol what ya you will. And all the good that happens, then youll take the credit. Boi i see through youuu tho
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@AP_Politics For humor, let’s just say the Hunter Biden case actually happened. It stops very quickly because he WAS A PRIVATE CITIZEN. Ethical, no. But id a private citizen allowed to sit on a board? Yes. Trumps kids worked in the White House so don’t even start with that
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@shanks_austin
Austin
5 months
@QNT_CAT @cta Didnt know you had a 6th sense of identifying an illegal just by looking at em🤷🏻‍♂️
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@shanks_austin
Austin
4 years
@MercedesAMGF1 @PET_Motorsports Black again? Just like everyone wanted. Hope they permanently ditched the grey livery for the black (i know its “silver arrows” but they paint is grey)
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@shanks_austin
Austin
3 years
@MauriceEvrard @SlipStream3r @F1RulesMedia Lewis was coming out of the pits on colds. Max was going at race speed. Thats Maxs line in my opinion. AT WORST, no penalty. Max getting the shaft on that was one of the worse calls of the year
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@destinationfear halfway through season 2 and just just finished Randolph County Indiana episode in my home state🙌. I started this show 48 hours ago. Apologies to my wife for sleeping so close. #TisTheSeason
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@BeckyIB @kylegriffin1 I dont understand why we are comparing standards from 50 years ago. There were different standards. Shouldnt have done what they did but its like saying how could George Washington own slaves!? Because standards were different.
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@Formula24hrs Bro make a decision for this man. Youve had him flying across the planet and still dont know…its one race, and theyre off for 2 weeks after Bahrain. Is it really worth it? Whats the point of having reserves?
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@tcunderdahl @lindyli Politicians have free will and do what they want. How many “representatives” (and senators) truly represent their district/state?
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@shanks_austin
Austin
5 months
@_TruthZone_ HAS ANYBODY EVER SEEN A FIRE BEFORE BIDEN TOOK OFFICE?? WOKE FIRE AND BIG COMBUSTION ARE SWALLOWING OUR COUNTRY WHOLE
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@shanks_austin
Austin
6 years
@YoungPageviews Frye Festival looks lit
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@shanks_austin
Austin
2 years
@ChrisMedlandF1 Whats the point of having the hundreds of millions of dollars entry fee-to not depreciate other teams value-if you dont let other teams on the grid?
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