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shane

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4 months
Me if ag made it
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6 months
10pm celsius 😻
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@yolanda_parody
YOLANDA PARODY
7 months
chest day today
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4 months
many such cases btw
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10 months
the luanniversary..
@hwivesfanatic
HOUSEWIVES FANATIC
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Never forget. December 24, 2017.
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1 year
Deng Xiaoping:
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shane
5 years
Irresponsible and delusional, could u imagine thinking Jesus told u to go to ORLANDO
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4 years
Got in an argument with my mom that ended with her yelling “well you know what we’re SUBURBAN and you’ll just have to deal with it”
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4 years
I do indeed *looks at notes* openly discuss homosexual conversation
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1 year
Martinis tonight 😻
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5 months
3 rows behind j*jo s*wa on this cross country flight 😭😭
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5 years
Thinking about the time I accidentally sent 10 of my coworkers a video of me doing poppers :)
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1 year
that one bitch that don’t play about rose bud thorn at the end of a trip
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10 months
leaving work for a “doctors appt” and coming back with a new top lip and needle marks in my forehead
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4 years
@annabel_meschke Omg that’s sweet :’) also: absolutely fuck Karen, Larry the Cop, and other Karens and Larries doing shit like this across the country !!
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11 months
Listening to @gngbryce explain the etymology of khia to an unwilling audience for the 4th time today siajdjdjdj)
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1 year
Chest day
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2 years
Was looking for that Coach x The Eagle bag all the nyc girlies have and :/
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1 year
oh that’s not-
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10 months
Nonverbal sunday going beautifully
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1 year
Me omw to the office where I sit 20 feet away from my ex everyday
@dale_xcx
𝒟𝒶𝓁𝑒
1 year
Meeting up with my ex later
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1 year
He/they and pan? bitch ur everythinggggg 😻
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1 year
We did it 🎉🥳😻
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6 months
@Andy @charli_xcx @JoeManganiello For charli - what did you mean by this?
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xcx6 is very much giving housewives of salt lake city
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11 months
Obsessed with asking my therapist how much she missed me at the start of every session
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1 year
When I was 11 years old and asked my priest “if u can talk to god, why do you drive a honda” … some of my best work
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10 months
every time I’m home I think about this string of family gc texts
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4 years
Siri suggests this to me every night ... to whom? Why? Is this a threat?
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8 months
eqx wburg caught on fire and closed for the day…..
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1 year
Now why is my new landlord a dj / creative director …
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8 months
No one is more dramatic than an Uber minivan driver when u try to open the door urself
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4 years
Make it stop omg
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1 year
gay son or khia daughter
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11 months
well, it finally happened (ran over an iguana while driving in florida)
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11 months
Evergreen
Ivy League Student Puts Twitter on Private to Hide ‘Fuck Capitalism’ Tweets from Bain & Co.
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7 year old autistic cousin’s special interest is Chernobyl and he dressed as a Chernobyl clean-up worker for halloween jahdjsbdisbifhdjdudhdhdhd
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11 months
@gngbryce Can Taylor sing the god is a woman outro …
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4 years
New display name bc I’m obsessed with this
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4 years
@Unfiltered_Cole Yes!!! Would've been there yesterday, but I didn't get off work until late. Let's keep fighting for what's right!
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1 year
@gngbryce The curriculum:
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2 years
This but the indica is bone broth
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dewy dudes
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5 years
Nothing but respect for the woman next to me using an eviction notice as a bookmark
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1 year
ended chrissy byeee
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1 year
in office today .
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1 year
Supervisee walked up behind me while i was using a 36” monitor to read bethenny frankel’s wikipedia page
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11 months
save me twink ssense model with bad haircut
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4 years
This tweet called me a f*g
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5 years
Why does this dog have fingers
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11 months
dgaf he should be at the club
@Diegosrovaf
32 Golds 🇩🇴
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The flex I like to see
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1 year
Angie K having less than 20K followers.. like good luck with signing that 5th season contract u speak of
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10 months
It’s my birthday… need to make it about me somehow
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1 year
L train just went express from bedford to myrtle wycoff with no warning…..
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1 year
Waking up to the aftermath of replying “oh I fell to my knees” to every single ig story I watched last night
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1 year
twink barista is wearing an ethel cain tee and phoebe bridgers hat, I just know this coffee is about to change my life
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1 year
Seated for Bottoms
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9 months
justsalad out of kale
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10 months
oomf was kinda crazy for this ….
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11 months
i’m just in a rlly good place rn
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1 year
hate gay people wdym you’re dressed as jenna lyons at the rhony reunion
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10 months
they need to invent a toothbrush that’s also a weed pen .
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11 months
first in line for dessert at friendsgiving
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7 months
the rush of winning a game of fortnite with my m*n….
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1 year
His ass is not listening to kelela omg
@BarackObama
Barack Obama
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Like I do every year, here are some songs I’ve been listening to this summer — a mix of old and new. Look forward to hearing what I’ve missed.
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11 months
It’s queer night at basement
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1 year
goooooooood morning shane_pilled nation (bryce, harrison, chrissy)
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10 months
Why does everyone with a stanley cup look like that
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11 months
who’s up tunneling under ocean blvd
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4 months
watching them paint “ok bye” on the brat wall …..
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4 years
@tylerrabinowitz Love you Tyler!! Your activism, advocacy, and passion inspire me everyday 💛
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5 years
Shen Yun is a leading indicator of the recession
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1 year
Squinting to see the vision hmmm
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1 year
Angel numbers we did it 😻
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8 months
My toddlers wanted cereal this morning
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4 years
Just what my ego needed
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10 months
Monica G*rcia
@mahoumoreno
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an opp in oomf’s clothing
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4 years
@jhenepsycho I don’t know the feeling, but I empathize❤️
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10 months
Asking my 85 year old grandma if she thinks tate mcrae or renee rapp is khia of the year
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11 months
In an age gap relationship (work wife is 50)
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4 years
@tylersunderland @Apollo_Noir Indeed I am!! And you can usually find me at love prism/heaven on earth haha
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1 year
Casually brought up the girl who died from charged lemonades to someone and he said “yes, I was actually very close to her in college” ajdhdjdhdud
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7 months
Swiftie oomf got me charli tickets before they sold out
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1 year
@gngbryce One time I walked past and started crying bc the vibe made me so upset
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11 months
altoids citrus sours save me
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7 months
@harryc1018 I would think this was a lie if I didn’t see it myself
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1 year
having the charlixcx username, playing as the nicki minaj character … like thank god for that
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1 year
justsalad crispy chicken poblano bowl is now
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11 months
Grown ass woman on the train picking her nose and flicking it ???) just classless
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shane
1 year
Party on-party on you, party on you Party on-party on you, party on you Party on-party on you, party on you Party on-party on you, party on you Party on-party on you, party on you Party on-party on you, party on you Party on-party on you, party on you Party on-party on you,
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1 year
I’m just in a really good place right now (kosciusko street)
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shane
1 year
This is straight people’s twinks vs. dolls olympics cigarette race
@parismartineau
paris martineau
1 year
the 13th annual gowanus canal banjo toss has begun
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shane
10 months
@oyKapult Oh dear
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4 years
Thread
@ByMikeBaker
Mike Baker
4 years
There's another huge crowd out in Portland tonight. I'd estimate 2,000 right now. To get things started, here's a sampling of some of the signs in the crowd.
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2 years
@harryc1018 standing in solidarity by increasing my age range 🫡
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1 year
Me and the 53.6 billion organisms in my probiotic vs the world (we’re winning)
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7 months
50 crispy chicken poblano salad orders idgaf
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