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@shanavallejo
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T-Rex crowd surfing at #WarpedTour2018 - you never know what’s gonna happen #SimplePlan 🦖
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@notcapnamerica She has apparently had repeated problems with him, reporting him to HR several times, and HR has done nothing. She said this was the final straw and she’s going over HR to get this handled.
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@SomaKazima “Thanks for lunch” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@ask_aubry I wish we knew who did this so @TizzyEnt could publicly shame them.
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@SomaKazima HE WAS DISTRAUGHT AND WANTED THE POLICE TO WHAT 😭💀 “Sir, in a couple of days when the receipt passes through your system, please return it to this screaming gentleman.” LIKE LOLOLOLWUT
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@ImBillRay *many women repeatedly telling men in the comments how weird and creepy this is to us, especially before a first date* Men: you’re wrong it just means you didn’t like him and wanted an excuse to bail 🙄 LISTEN TO WOMEN WHEN WE TELL YOU WE ARE UNCOMFORTABLE
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@ShankhadeepSho1 @losergfff She’s not saying she got it FROM him. She’s saying SHE likely exposed HIM to it.
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@notcapnamerica My vagina just made the Windows shutdown noise.
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@Bornakang He was really weighing the pros and cons in that moment 😭🤣
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@ask_aubry He told her what she did was wrong?? Being small and walking up stairs in front of someone is wrong???? That poor girl is never going to want to walk in front of people up and incline every again because her uncle took it upon himself to sexualize her and then blame her.
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@SomaKazima “Do you have anything that can stick or poke me?” “Ma’am, I’m the cop, I’m supposed to ask *you* those questions…”
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@notcapnamerica Proof that people like that KNOW the police are corrupt and treat Black people in horrible, unfair ways…
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@AlixEHarrow I’m so used to people saying my name wrong that when I was making pharmacy calls after a surgery (to get meds filled, etc) the lady on the phone said my name and I corrected her - except that *she* had said my name correctly and I “corrected” her by saying it wrong 🙃
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@rahsh33m I would have left immediately and found another gym where no one saw me so this 🙃
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@shanavallejo
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@BornAKang She said
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@Jazzie654 The way the cat looked at her when she had the audacity to move the kittens 😭😂
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@ask_aubry But… he would have to go to work and pay bills to have a roof over his own head, regardless of having a wife. So how is he giving *her* “8-10 hours slaving away” at work when he’s doing the same thing he would be doing if she wasn’t part of his life?
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@sexiestmaninVT @msdeb903 @AlixEHarrow Me too! I really hope she was like “wow! Things really *are* coming up Barbara!”
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@notcapnamerica So the inmate could get over the fence with his hands cuffed in front of him but the cop couldn’t even lift his leg up to try? Maybe he should be reassigned to desk duty.
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@ask_aubry That man LOVES his job and it shows! Those kids absolutely adore him 🥹
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@notcapnamerica She was CRUSHED with that “I guess I’m not gay” 😭
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@notcapnamerica The look on the guy’s face and the way he scratched under his collar when the lawyer challenged everyone to dig into their backgrounds means he has stuff about to come out…
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Found this AMAZING #LoreOlympus Hades and Persephone today at #lctc2021 😍 @used_bandaid
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@ask_aubry I am so incredibly scared for the girl he’s stalking. I really hope this ends well.
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@notcapnamerica The photographer they probably hired for this macabre prom:
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@notcapnamerica “Knew no bounds until he found one” 😭
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@heyyitsjanea @somecallmefifi THE STICK CHILDREN 😭😭😭
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@davenewworld_2 I absolutely cannot stand people like the woman in the video. Also, I legitimately laughed out loud at “claiming his kill, I guess” 😂
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@elpomodoro @ohlookitswinnie Maybe the results are really the friends we made along the way.
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@AbortionChat This is REAL?? Like, it’s not some satire video? Why did they keep walking in circles and playing musical chairs? 😭
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@king_moodyy @Bornakang Honestly 🤣🤣🤣 “do y’all still want your picture or what? Damn…”
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@jvasquez_1989 @ask_aubry But did he? Because HE packed a backpack of weekend clothes for HIMSELF… he gave her zero indication and NO consideration at the fact that she thought they were going to DINNER and back home. She had no clothes, toiletries, chargers, MEDICATIONS… he planned what HE wanted.
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@SomaKazima My actual reaction when I saw that little ass dog pop out and stand there befuddled-
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@OGVersus @fatfabfeminist And they wonder why we are scared of ALL of them 😒
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@fatfabfeminist They’re not even trying to hide it anymore…
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@notcapnamerica The fact that he ended that with “dating is hard nowadays” because she asked for his name is… concerning. How is giving the person you plan to see romantically your ACTUAL name “hard”?? I wouldn’t be surprised if this dude is trying to keep something hidden.
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@ask_aubry Woman: I got a hair cut and feel super cute Dude: NOT ON MY TWITTER, YOU DON’T!
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@ask_aubry This comment from him concerned me quite a lot…
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@Bornakang My actual face
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@Upstateguy404 @notcapnamerica Absolutely. I’ve seen way too many cases of people putting their faith in HR only to get burned.
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@bobeaubreaux I have no idea who this is, y’all please help!
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@ask_aubry “I want a woman to show me respect I haven’t earned by compromising on her comfort and safety on our very first meeting.” Gee, why can’t he find love? He’s such a nice guy. 🙄
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@ask_aubry Wait… they only had 2 dates?! And he’s going on this tangent of heartbreak and emotional unavailability - all because she was uncomfortable and didn’t want to take part in his super weird sexual conversations? Wow. She dodged a bullet. Tell me about this bar, though… 👀
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@notcapnamerica She stuck those landings!
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@MullinsAuthor @Variety THIS! Tina Turner is a household name! And to disrespect her with that horrible mess of a tweet is pathetic. They have some audacity to mention that cosmic joke of a wannabe man in the tweet announcing her passing. SURVIVING him was the accomplishment, not the relationship.
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@ask_aubry He won’t miss the birth over “petty bullshit” but literally did exactly that with his stupid phone calls during the first birth. Also, “they” didn’t give birth - SHE did. “THEY” had a baby but “SHE” was the only one to give birth. This dude sounds insufferable.
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@ask_aubry She’s a damn good mom… she handled it in all the best ways for her situation.
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@amandahenry546 @kaedemizuhara17 @clipsthatgohard Someone please pick Amanda… she’s trying so hard!
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@TheDejaKing @SomaKazima SHE TOUCHED THAT DOODOO WITH NO GLOVED ONNNNNN 😭
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@rahsh33m That house belongs to the moths now… This is some sort omen or biblical plague type shit…
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@CatDadCommie @fanged_moon She’s still releasing new videos and she’s her own sponsor because everyone dropped her 😭😂
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@ask_aubry I love that he’s still trying to blame her for their trouble conceiving when she is zero percent of the problem.
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@xoJamilaxo @heyyitsjanea THE WAY THE AUDIO CUT OUT OMGGGGG 💀
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@ask_aubry How could people just sit there and LAUGH?! This hurts me to my core for this poor woman 💔
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@thottyguhh @heyyitsjanea So he just doubled down on the racism and is dying on that hill then, huh? Pathetic. He will spin it and somehow make himself the victim 😒
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@notcapnamerica Florida WW:
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@punished_cait “Hey everyone! Just want to update you all on our life - Splashleigh Montaine was born yesterday and she is more perfect than anything in the world except for the ride she was named after! 🥰 love my little family! ♥️🤍💙”
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@Jamesfckingbond @cctvidiots Coworkers and the damn manager! They are 🗑️
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@heyyitsjanea He said “Lord, now I’ve seen it all” and he was snatched up to the pearly gates lol
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@notcapnamerica The pause before whispering “do I report it?” 😂
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@DuchessCartier @ask_aubry She’s an adult woman with full autonomy that only needs to say “I don’t like pasta.” That’s it. She’s not being forced-fed the pasta or refused any other sustenance. That is NOT what abuse is and calling it that diminishes the ACTUAL abuse OP endured at the hands of her mother.
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@ask_aubry The bear would probably bring her some sort of animal carcass for food because the bear WOULD BE ACTUALLY TRYING HIS BEST
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@ask_aubry They shouldn’t throw stones while living in glass houses. I’ll be very glad when people stop “worrying” about single, childless women. I would much rather a bunch of grandkitties than a bunch of kids that they can’t afford 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@ChudsOfTikTok And maybe one day he and his bro will stand up in front of all of their other bros and vow to be bros forever.
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@PeggyBeckerNAA @blacklionking73 Sure… because guys never follow women to their cars and assault them. Guys never get so mad when women disappear that they send increasingly threatening messages, possibly even progressing to full-blown stalking 🙄 bffr
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@ask_aubry Whew this hit me right in the anxiety - my ex picked up my computer, ripping the cords out of the wall, and threw the huge ass tower at me before throwing me through a door because he claimed I was cheating. I wasn’t. He was.
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@notcapnamerica I refuse to speak in a group lobby unless I HAVE to for strategy callouts. The second I do, it’s “you’re a girl?!” followed by awful comments, asking what I look like, sexually harassing me, and even comments like “you’re pretty good - for a girl” when I was dominating boards.
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@mugshotbaes @colbywinters Why does this mugshot look so fierce?!
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@heyyitsjanea I cackled HARD at “ehhhhhhhhh is it though? 😬” 😭🤣
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@ask_aubry Nah this guy doesn’t even like his wife… at all. She needs to see his responses for what they really are and leave. That dude doesn’t love her at all. He doesn’t appreciate her or value her.
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@ArmedWithWords @ycsm1n Ok but this isn’t a joke. The company cheaped out in necessary equipment and changes to make the sub safe. They also fired the guy that told them it wasn’t safe. Then they charged billionaires with too much money $250k to dive, knowing it was unsafe. Please do your research.
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@ask_aubry He said a drawer for cheese?
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@positivesideofx @PicturesFoIder The way it jumped off the bike like it was an action movie 😭
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@ask_aubry She talks about her like she’s a stepdaughter she doesn’t like rather than her own child. Sounds like the daughter was smart to go nc and now she knows it’s not worth entertaining her mom “reaching out” anymore.
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@ask_aubry I am so confused why he went to talking about his knees… ?? Am I missing something or was that just the weirdest leap in the history of conversations?
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@notcapnamerica I live for the tea you share…
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@ask_aubry That relationship isn’t even that old. If he’s that bent over an article of clothing and refuses to be with you if you still have it, then he’s done you a favor. Hoodies > boys
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@tonysv88 @Blake2Awesome @steventaughtme @Bornakang Or he could keep his 🍆 in his pants and not cheat on his spouse and then no one would do this to the other’s car. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@Stephen34218777 @NoisyMV @amandajp17 @NiaTudor Responses and unsolicited advice are different things. She didn’t ask so your “advice” was unwarranted and, frankly, unnecessary.
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@ask_aubry They don’t give a damn about us until they have to pretend to because we get murdered. But we don’t contact them over and over to file reports, they do even less. There is absolutely no way of us winning. It’s terrifying.
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@ask_aubry What an absolutely spectacular self burn from this dude.
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@ask_aubry She probably gave him an awkward “trying to be polite” smile because he was staring at her without blinking the second she walked in. His New Year’s resolution sounds like someone saying “I’m spending 2k23 having skin” 🤦🏻‍♀️ dude is an incel, he was spending 2023 single anyway lol
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@ask_aubry PRO-LIFE - unless it means tighter regulations on guns and the system actually protect children in danger of being murdered by one or both parents…
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@notcapnamerica Did she really have him saying “yes ma’am?!” 😭😭💀
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@ask_aubry I really hope she helps her. I wish my in laws had cared enough about me to stop their son’s abuse but they actually saw it happen. Over years. And didn’t care. Emma is lucky to have Mike’s mom looking out for her and trying to find ways to help her.
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@walki__13 @_celia_bedelia_ Please learn the difference between “IN” and “ON” because you clearly lack basic reading comprehension.
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@SupernovaMomma I have no idea who the woman that asked even is lol I’ve been able to pick Raven out in ANYTHING I’ve seen that she even cameos in since I first saw her lil sassy self on Cosby show. She is one of the most recognizable talents around and has been since she was a kid!
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@TizzyEnt So they accused her of stealing without even checking to see if it was left in the dressing room?! Just about everyone does that! I hope little ms manager faces consequences.
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@ItsNeeksYeah Yeah it’s ridiculous… the 4 profiles we have are mine, bf, and my 2 teenaged kids. They watch it at their dad’s and the bf watches on lunch break at work - all 3 in a different state than where we live.
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@_clovisky @BornAKang The last time he threw himself at the door and smacked the shit out of his face took me out 😂😂😂
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