The dam has burst, the floodgates agape, the box office is open, the TIX R ON SALE, us &
@GretaVanFleet
Fall 2019, get em before they flow away like tears in the rain:
10AM Local time
Today, under the Full Wolf Moon, we are incredibly proud to announce that our new album “The Moon is in the Wrong Place”, will be out May 10th on Easy Eye Sound. Preorder the album now. Presale for the tour starts tomorrow - register on our website!
Hey pals,
Two autumns ago I was invited to travel to Nashville to record a solo project with
@DanAuerbach
. "Shannon in Nashville" comes out June 8 via
@easyeyesound
. Watch the video for "Broke On My Own" here:
It’s here, The Moon is in the Wrong Place. LABOR OF LOVE has never felt like a more accurate description of anything I’ve ever been a part of before this. Thank you so much to the Haener’s, our family, friends & fans. Here’s a look back at some memories from making the record. ❤️
We are JUICED to announce we're hitching our lil’ CABOOSE onto this wild train ride across the United States of America come September with
@GretaVanFleet
As he turned to leave, my plumber STRONGLY urged me to consider getting a zoot suit. He said I have the perfect body type for it and I would look amazing. He said I should take my wife to a Mexican or Italian restaurant and wear the suit.
YEAR OF THE SPIDER is officially OUT TODAY!!!! WHOOOOOOO !!! Please go listen👂to our latest OPUS 💎 on whatever streaming platform you LOVE 💕 the most IT'S EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW 🌍
HAZZAAAAAA!!!! Can you even believe? We are so excited to get back out on the road! 🚘 🚐 We may be weaving our way to your town 🎶 🎸 🥁 🎹 Tickets on sale Friday! AHHHHH!!
Me: *goes to the zoo*
Moms at the zoo: "has anyone seen Aiden?"
"What's Jaden doing?"
"Who's watching Caden?"
"Braden, what are you doing?"
"Grayden, come over here right now"
"Where's Zaden?"
"Bladen honey are you hungry"
"Quaden do you have to go potty?"
Every Marvel trailer that comes out is like watching your friend who hasn't quite hit rock bottom yet get wasted again, you're praying this is the last time, that something just bad enough to be a wake up call happens tonight
We are SO EXCITED to tell you that we are heading across ye olde pond in November for a bunch of headline shows in the UK, France, Germany, Netherlands and Denmark. Tickets go on sale this Friday, May 17th @ 11:00 CET
We’re bringing in the heat of summer today with our second single Year of the Spider. We’ve been spinning our web for a while, can’t wait to have you over. Premiering today on
@consequence
- wander over and get stuck in the Year of the Spider.
Ugh, everyone calls me a Grinch just because I set fire to the nativity and spraypainted FUCK CHRISTMAS on Nordstrom Santa's workshop and threw dog shit I'd been saving up at the tree lighting downtown. This country is really losing sight of what made it great
The surest proof that engineers are making the decisions at Spotify is that when you ask to hear an old song, it assumes you want the NEWEST version of that song - a recent live performance, a modern rerecording, a contemporary cover, a bad remaster - rather than the original
We told
@VANS_66
a funny story and then they animated it and made it even funnier! It's SO COOL to see yourself as a cartoon. Also sorry Sean, we love you!!
As a cishet man, there's a certain age where you are too old to wear your fingernails grown out all long and tell ppl it's for "finger picking guitar" or whatever dormroom lies you've invented, but you're not quite old enough to just look like a cool old weathered wizard.
It used to be that men would just stare in silence at their weiners while at the urinal. Now they stare at their phones. What's happening to our culture?Yearning for simpler times ...
What's the carbon footprint of the Paw Patrol? With all those vehicles and gear... And where is all of this manufactured? What are the labor practices?
Our set at
@desert_daze
made into
@jaminthevan
's top 20 jams of the year!! The full video looks and sounds amazing, it's incredible what they can do in such a small space with only a few…