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I am worthy of all the things that I want. Even the things that feel out of reach.
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There gon be a documentary one day called Surviving Joseline Hernandez
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Finding someone you fw with zero mutuals IN CHICAGO is damn near hitting the lottery
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Having pregnant friends is weird Bc like…..so are you still going to lolla or
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Yoo!!! Mans really brought Chicago house footwork to an ABC family network and won! The Chicagoan in me is crying fr :’))))))))
here's iman shumpert's final dance on dwts. absolutely incredible. instant icon.
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If my pump say “pay inside” imma drive to a whole different gas station. Don’t play w me
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THIS BITCH AT EMPORIUM I CANNOTTTTTT
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Rest in Peace Ashley Massaro. You deserved so much better 🤍
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Me in theaters if Professor Charles Xavier is on the Illuminati council in
#MultiverseOfMadness
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Cara Maria single handedly carried this franchise on her back for years and I’m glad she’s getting the recognition she deserves. We need her back competing for the crown again!!!!
@MTV
@TheChallenge
#TheChallengeUntoldHistory
#TheChallenge
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JUST TO BE CLEAR: We not celebrating because Biden won, we celebrating because Tr*mp LOST 🤣LETS GOOO BAYBEEEEEE!!!
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Drank a whole bottle and a half of wine by myself in my crib. Feel like the woman across the street from the bitch in the house from the bitch in the window or whatever
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Everytime I take a step outside I spend $400 can it start getting cold already lmao
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Remember when Von Steuben had a twerk team???! What a wild time chicago
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Tbh, I wouldn’t even be mad at another lockdown. Lord pls make it stop. Everything
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Meanwhile y’all worried about MYYY credit score
The United States has reached its $31.4T debt limit, the Treasury Department announces.
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My next customer could be on your timeline! Please share, custom rugs for sale and commission in the Chicagoland area 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾
IG: shrugsbyshahbaz
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Anne Hathaway top 5 white women of all time I’m so serious
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Normalize giving your friends every single drop of [their] trash in your car when dropping them off at home.
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Megan babygirl, you really had us all thinking we was gon pop out and celebrate your birthday with you meanwhile you was eating DINNER and driving the boat with your friends at 3 FUCKING AM. What was the point of the rsvp I’m-
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Is anyone going to talk about how that NAASCAR thing in Chicago was kind of a flop? Lol
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I miss when thrifting was actually accessible to urban low/middle class. Now every time I step into a consignment shop prices are jacked up and it’s always 5 tik tok bitches running around with like 3 full carts…
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You guys KNOW it’s okay to admit you have a lot to work on and acknowledge your flaws right? Like I promise you it’s fine
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Honestly I am kinda relieved that Summer’s over cause my ass was IN THESE STREETS REAL STUPID w no insurance 😭
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@NurysKMateo
So wierd watching him go from scrappy underdog that was thrown in every time and came out swinging to acting completely entitled and too big for his britches now. Was actually my top pick for this season when it started, now I can’t stand him
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No mustard or nothing, just rawdogging two glizzys at 9am
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Only bad bitches get injured on vacation. If you made it home in one piece idk what to tell you g
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@uhhhhmad
Brother I genuinely feel like you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. Everyone has their own relationship with Allah/God and it’s not for anybody else to understand or comment on. Proud of you for living in your truth
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How THE FUCK!??? Does my Uber pick me up with no AC??? Mf I might as well have walked
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This was basically my family going to Wisconsin Dells every year growing up
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So last weekend I felt disrespected and quit my job on the spot and watched the business literally go up in flames without me. This week they called me and apologized and I set some boundaries and I’m back on after negotiating a higher salary
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Ah I remember waking up at 8am and getting shitfaced and going downtown 🥲🥲🥲🥲 y’all be safe now lmao
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Yes. They are indeed.
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Told my friend I wanna see C*caine Bear she said look in the mirror I-
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The masculine urge to reply “wym?” after an extremely specific long text
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Rookies of the fucking century
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The biggest takeaway from this Aaron Hernandez documentary is that he loved Harry Potter.
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Like did someone just dump a box of goodwill hats at her door?? Wtf goin on
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Mfs saying Cardi B need a Burger King deal now. Talmbout the WAPper 💀
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It’s something so small and minuscule but this makes me feel so happy knowing as long as social media exists, his spirit will exist and live on. We could still talk to him, and it’ll always have a “remembering” next to his name. It truly is Long Live Jonathan 🤍
#llj
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Omg I literally just interviewed this kid on zoom and he was in a full suit and tie and I was in my gym clothes lmfao.
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Summer 16 was almost 6 fucking years ago I’m literally about to throw up
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I hate when my plug wanna do normal ass shit like take her son to the dentist. Fucking irritating, come serve me !!
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We will never experience this again in our lifetime I fear 😔
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It’s so funny and fascinating how things become memes. Because as a kid growing up without cable King of Queens was my shit lmfaoo
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If y’all have an early flight do you attempt to sleep??? Or just raw dog the airport at 5am?
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How did YBN Cordae sell out ALREADY when the shows in fucking February 😑
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Jeff Jarrett threw it directly at me and my glizzy senses just took over idk
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The fact that I just got home from work and my Mac Miller rug has absolutely blew tf up and I have 6 new commissions of that one alone that I got deposits for and locked in, on top of the 4 I already had lined up, AND 19 message requests in my DM’s for people wanting a rug 😭😭😭
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I still cannot believe we were almost the generation that ended smoking tobacco and then they made them bitches electric instead of acoustic 😭
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LMFAO this man don’t even know where he at rn
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I genuinely do be forgetting all y’all got kids who go to school
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Nobody:
Bitches after having one bad day
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The community note lmfaooooo
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A whole housing crisis and I’m living in your head rent free
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Met some professional naascar dude who bought me 3 drinks and paid for my VIP cover bc I gave him a bump in the bathroom last night. It’s all about networking guys.
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That man always looks like he’s ready for a cigarette and some dunkin
Ben Affleck’s daughter is LITERALLY her mother’s (Jennifer Garner) twin.
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I love the “Notify Anyway” feature on iMessage bc who are you trying to silence lol
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What is going on with the toxic masculinity in Chicago? First that UIC girl and now that poor woman in the alley of El Hefe. Our women deserve to feel safe in this city, we gotta do better...
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So did the Rogers Park serial killer fall of orrrrr? Is he just waiting to strike back on Halloween or sumn?
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$400 custom wedding suit oh y’all gon DEFINITELY see this fucking fit later
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Saying I’m 23 out loud is so fucking cringe, but I met someone recently who told me “dude you’re literally in your fucking prime. Like actually. 23 is a prime number, don’t even trip.” And that shit fucking resonated in me so hard lol I thought I’d share the positivity.
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ASL should be taught in every grade school in our country and around the world in general. Why the fuck did they waste time teaching us to write cursive and play hot cross buns on a recorder???
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Practicing replacing “I have to” with “I get to”. I GET to wake up early and go to the gym. I GET to fast. I GET to go run errands I GET to get a haircut I GET to fill my car up. Alhumdulillah I am beyond blessed in this world.
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A McDonald’s fish filet tastes good asf when you don’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty
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