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whiskey whiskey and a lil coffee this is my page to post random fucked up shit. I am in love with @Nurse_K_ and have been for a very long time.
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Have you ever looked at someone and wondered why the fuck no one has hit them with a shovel yet ?
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Y’all help me wish the beautiful, funny,smart,crazy and extraordinary
@Nurse_K_
a very happy birthday I love you big sweets
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Fall in love with someone who is both your safe place and your biggest fucking adventure
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Just spent a quarter of a mill on this beauty but it will make 100 times that in its life span
#pete379
#30tonsoffun
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You talked to me during your free time, and I made myself free to talk to you, see the difference?
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And then alcohol said “Put that on Twitter, it’s hilarious”. But alcohol was wrong, so very wrong
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What’s it called when you have the munchies but for a person?
Asking for me
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I have a bad habit of seeing the good in people instead of seeing who they really are
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It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.
You abso-fucking-lutely can not!!!
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Until you settle your past you will never have peace in the future
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I can totally keep secrets. It's the assholes I tell them to that can't.
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
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I’m a hopeless romantic but this attitude is quick to make me throw hands
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Dating is just wondering how this beautiful person could be single, and then figuring it out .
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Dear life:
What the fuck ever motherfucker what the fuck ever.
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I’m always giving people the benefit and all I get in return is the doubt
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Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out next week on
I think the fuck not
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I love being sarcastic It’s like punching people in the face but with words.
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I think it’s sexy as fuck when someone can handle my smartass comments and snap back with their own
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I wish I spoke idiot so I could cuss you out in your own language.
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Your shitty attitude only makes me hard and motivates me to fuck you harder
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My phone rings it’s you on the other end just hearing your voice is the only motivation I need to make it through the day
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You seem like a sweet person. Do you mind if I lick you to find out?
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It’s not difficult to find someone who tells you they love you. It’s very difficult to find someone who actually means it.
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Honor your lady this spooky season by giving her the zombie let her just lay there while you eat her over and over
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Hell hath no furry like a woman who has to get up early on her day off
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I’m 10 or 12 people packed into one body so...
Spin the wheel motherfuckers
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Home is no longer a place but a feeling that I know only with you
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Before everyone messages about "where are the plows?" or "why isn't my road plowed?" please remember that side streets always get plowed last. However, your mom will continue to get plowed first.
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Psychiatrist: you attract what you fear.
Me:aaaaahhhhh wealth!!!
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