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Fuckin hell, size of his head.
A friend just sent me this the morning after a night out and I’m dying
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Havent even found a fucking stream yet.
1: Goal for Spurs. Maddison. [0-1].
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mind your own fucking business.
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When did going to the footy become a fucking fashion show man state of these
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Palace fans when they lose a game 4-0 but zaha 'had the stadium on strings'
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Why does this look 20x harder than last season 🙄.
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mind your own fucking business.
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Richarlison is such a massive whiny crying bitch and he will probably read this because he searches up his own name.
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WHAT DID I SAY MAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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12 people stabbed in London within 1 hour of the final result. How fucked is that. State of it.
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DO NOT ask centredevils the result of their boxing day game vs Middlesbrough in 2002.
🚨🚨| Manchester United are 𝗨𝗡𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗡 on the boxing day since 1978. 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒆 💫
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I hate tweets like this. He has donated $25 million dollars. $25 million. And people still manage to say something negative. Get a grip. .
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To everyone who has liked this tweet or shared it, and especially those who laughed, thank you 🥰.
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A photo of Christian Pulisic standing with all the wingers in London who are better than him.
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Its my birthday. Mind your own fucking business.
What's the occasion? Why is there a literal cube of snow downtown?
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As a Saints fan I want partial claim of the Prem trophy if Liverpool win as we made City drop 4 points. .
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Funniest Football Twitter tweets [which aren’t overused] Thread . likes&retweets appreciated
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FOR SOUTHAMPTON
Just a hunch with no basis at all. I think Ryan Manning will be unveiled soon.
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my 2 promotions thanks to this tweet:. @MayaYoshida3 is the greatest of all time 🐐. follow @fargoguero + @Chamber6Media (so the original isnt deleted, but check them out!) 😅.
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THIS. IS. UNREAL.
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Pierre Emile Hojbjerg woke up feeling dangerous 🥶🥶😤. - 1 COMPLETED PASS 🙌🏼.- 21 SHOUTS AT DEFENDERS 🗣️.- 8 POSSESSION LOSSES 🔥.- 17 MISSED SHOTS 💯.- 13,450 BACKWARDS PASSES🚫.- 2/75 DRIBBLES COMPLETED 😤.- 53 SHIT TATTOOS ‼️
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@ProgressBar202_ @PxrpleHxze Cant wait to come back to this when its 90% and feels like its been a week.
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Guys help me out made a deal with me mum. 0 likes - no phone for me.15 likes - Iphone 5.50 likes - Iphone 6.100 likes - Iphone 7.175 likes - Iphone 8.
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Not agreeing with someone's tweet/opinion does not mean you should send death threats. You should never send death threats. Please, think about someone's health and position more carefully.
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Joe Rodon applying for premier league teams
🚨 Joe Rodon REJECTED Brentford, Ipswich, Saints and Leicester in favour of returning to Leeds. 🤣😆. #LUFC #ITFC #LCFC #SaintsFC #Brentford
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David Beckham freekick conversion rate: 9.3%. James Ward-Prowse freekick conversion rate: 16.2%. Shush.
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If you have: . Mendy-Varane-Gomez-English RB . as your backline on fifa then I seriously hate u btw.
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This is an INSANELY underrated goal just because it isn’t a big player. Ronaldo scores this and it would never be let down…
We’re filming another one of these soon, which brings me here to the streets, asking: what are the most satisfying goals in football history?. So far we’ve done:.- Pavard v Argentina ✅.- Payet v Palace ✅.- Cissé v Chelsea ✅
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My @premierleague predictions for 2022/23:. 1. Don't.2. Try.3. &.4. Predict .5. The.6. PL.7. Before .8. The.9. Season .10. Starts.11. It.12. Makes.13. You.14. Look.15. Stupid.16. &.17. It's.18. Impossible.19. Anyway.20. Nottingham Forest. #NFFC #SaintsFC.
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'Undeserved POTY nomination' James Ward-Prowse vs 'Deserves a nomination' Bernardo Silva:
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Rashford diving.Casemiro trying to kill players.Fernandes crying to the ref all game.United fans not getting usual treatment by the refs = more crying. An embarrassment and the main reason they are my least favourite team in the Prem.
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