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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.

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@sexyattackheli
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8 months
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful
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@sexyattackheli
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@RightWingCope I can't breathe, and you know me I have wonderful breath, the greatest even.
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@sexyattackheli
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@Plasmili0 Some of us value truth over other people's perceptions of us
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@ShitpostGate You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby
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@LocalBateman The AI equivalent of saying Please
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@ShitpostGate The toddler:
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@lporiginalg I'm not transphobic, I'm transgusted.
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@lporiginalg Ausländer Raus
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@salltweets I guess women are just a collection of looks. Who knew ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@ShitpostGate Happy Pride 💚🤍❤️
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@Xaviery_Is_Near This but unironically
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@BitsHammer They what was it about?
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@sexyattackheli
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@VoiceQuills Nah, I'm pretty sure a normal boy winning the girls tournament would have the EXACT same reaction
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@sexyattackheli
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@hausofdecline What's this? What's this? There's panic everywhere What's this? A smoke trail fills the air What's this? I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair What's this? What's this? What's this? That plane seem awfully low What's this? A bright and fiery
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@sexyattackheli
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@obie_by_obie @MattWalshBlog We're sophisticated enough to circumnavigate the globe, yet we continue to crash planes. I don't think technological advancement implies an inability to crash
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@cassiemoans_ Trans helicopters deserve to be flown into battle as helicopters Trans helicopters deserve to be flown into battle as helicopters Trans helicopters deserve to be flown into battle as helicopters Trans helicopters deserve to be flown into battle as helicopters
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@GPrime85 Ausländer Raus
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@sexyattackheli
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@ArmandDoma Are you guys really that scared of not starting wars?
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@sexyattackheli
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@Lilith_Atheist If existing is all they wanted, we wouldn't even know about them.
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@sexyattackheli
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@RespectfulMemes Happy Pride!! Don't be a #heliphobe
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@thebreannabrown @IndignantMaple Think of the poor water bottle's feelings!
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@sexyattackheli
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@francesweetman It's not even 1 dimensional politics, right and left are apparently just the two monolithic ideas everyone must choose from. They've reduced one of the most complicated systems in our lives to a childishly simplified binary choice, 'good' vs 'evil'.
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@power_2_workers @DanPriceSeattle Works to disincentive working.
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@sexyattackheli
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@AbortionChat "I'm just going to wave my coat hanger like this, and if anyone happens to get in the way, it's their own fault for being in the way not mine, I was just waving a coat hanger around"
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@C0C0AHOOVES Their bigotry knows no bounds. Why can't they just accept us for who we say we are?!
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@sexyattackheli
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@ranghad_ @InternetH0F See how fast every company leaves for better governance
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@GailVazOxlade Maybe your guy will keep his election reform promise after all!
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@sexyattackheli
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@David_Leavitt Cute, but you haven't stole a thing. All you have is a cheap parody ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
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@PeterHRatcliffe Sounds like we should lower taxes
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@MainlyMeta @spumdonor Only if a moron is doing the counting
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@sexyattackheli
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@Thaspen_Chubs @EndWokeness How much do you think this rescue effort cost?
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@sexyattackheli
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@TheSurvivors_US I'm not sure about this one. Making a girl carry the child of her attacker is effectively enslavement, another sin. With evil on both sides of this, we have to use our own judgement.
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@sexyattackheli
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@HeadPurser @DebbiePacilio @MattWalshBlog You can be queer all you want without irreversibly damaging children
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@BirrelleBee @LeftHandStu @PierrePoilievre "tell me why a balanced budget is good without using the reasons why having a balanced budget is good" You already know why, inflation. I don't want the money I've saved to become worthless.
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@QHPodcast @AbortionChat Babies given up for adoption are more alive than those killed....
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@hayasaka_aryan Ausländer Raus
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@sexyattackheli
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@SchizoLifter88_ @Planarwalk @RealTheDarkWall @greentexts_bot Nonsense, it's totally healthy to chop off body parts and install synthetic ones. I've never been as comfortable as when I got my 30mm M230 Chain Gun installed. Just say you're a bigot and leave
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@capntightpants @atRachelGilmore That's exactly what one would expect... Do you know what the words research and evidence mean?
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@NotLike65503814 @RealComfyfren @reddit_lies Surely you can link a thorough meta study of the reversibility of puberty blockers.
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@Adricula_ @NerdiestNic Solution: remove all pain / sadness forever
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@GojiraStompz @T0bitsDog @Brian_Sauve Doesn't this guy know that reality is irrelevant?
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@Stone_tossers Spiderman Spiderman Can't do what a respiratory system can
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@robertwood2005 @SteveMcRae_ ... and 'thou shall not murder' is completely void of empathy right?
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@00pugsly @timmyvoe @Thelma_DWalker There's less to be worried about. Humans are pretty good at picking up on patterns
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@bill_c10 @csiscanada Knowing that some of our brave CSIS employees openly take it up the ass makes me truly proud to be Canadian!
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@sexyattackheli
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@TheYootopian @MattWalshBlog If you need any energy for sloth month, then you're doing your doing it wrong
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@sexyattackheli
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@IanCopeland5 Whether or not the vaccine was safe is irrelevant, it should not have been mandated in unprecedented ways. Consent matters
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@sexyattackheli
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@stevereddddd @ThomasWillett9 Pretty sure "take records away from women" wasn't in there
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@EnkiduEnjoyer @Linblad_ @DiggingInTheDi1 @DucDeVinny Importing Sharia migrants in record numbers is slowly changing our culture to be closer to Sharia. I don't think this is a good change
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@Blaazinq1 @NE_Groyper @SkagthePrince @iuntue Yes, we find you absolutely disgusting, but you have a right to life.
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@sexyattackheli
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@nessaboo_12 If you do choose to skip today, I'm sure the Lord will understand. Millions have skipped Church for infinitely more selfish reasons than yours, and he still loves us all!
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@MaximeBernier Ausländer Raus!
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@ZELLKLUMPEN Cause and effect is a difficult concept for some people
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@BilltheCatGuy1 @GigaBasedDad Who cares, coming closer to God in itself is a very good thing, even if not authentic enough for you
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@VapirDark @Plasmili0 I'm more of a sugma
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@B166ERcrypto @jesse_pewarchuk @creation247 No matter how many babies we must kill to get off!
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@ChrisWozney @TheMylesV I don't see them flying the flag of Israel. Must be a bunch of anti-Semites too!
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@UnpleasantAlex @tojisdumpster @mehtabackupacc Why the humanphobia? This is clearly a pattern among mammals
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@DannyCrypto85 @InternetH0F Most teachers are glorified babysitters
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@LPNational Taxation is theft. The government should only be used to prevent things equal or worse than theft.
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@capntightpants @atRachelGilmore Yep! People who do research tend not to be convinced of things until they see evidence.
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@LittenDraws @VoiceQuills trans girl - trans = boy
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@WhereTrueLoveIs Being trans is a choice, I can CHOOSE to present as a man, a woman or an attack helicopter. It being a choice and not locked in based on genetics is the whole point.
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@sexyattackheli
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@transadvocate @ClintLong2003 @ejrosetta We don't need fancy scales for measuring dick size, inches do just fine
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@sexyattackheli
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@kernel_of_truth @BryanKemper "without consent" is key. Consent to sex is consent to the possibility of Parenthood.
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@sexyattackheli
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@BirrelleBee @LeftHandStu @PierrePoilievre Adding money to the supply devalues the money already in there. If you know this works another way then publish your findings and get your Nobel prize in economics!
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@sexyattackheli
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@TheDarcyGray @nicholelizaq So don't engaged in activities that are known to turn you into a 'host'. If I don't want a sandwich, I stop myself from layering bread, meat and cheese. I don't make the sandwich and throw it away after.
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@vampybratt @AbortionChat Better to just kill them all am I right?
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@ChristianSchuon @Duderichy When no child is left behind, most children are left behind
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@TheSurvivors_US Abortion results are not either 'safe' or 'deadly', they are either 'deadly' or 'double deadly'.
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@therealdavearn1 @darwintojesus The laws of physics are objective, I've been to plenty of lectures on this subject. What you said makes no sense. Just because something is objective, doesn't mean it is 100% understood by everyone...
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@v4verav @spasskultur @WhereTrueLoveIs So, you have to be a man to be a trans woman?
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@siriusandlucy @BryanKemper Your sexual pleasure is worth exactly 0 human lives Lucy
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@sexyattackheli
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@jordanbpeterson I already have their next flag ready for when they start accepting #helisexuals as genuine parts of the LGBTQQPIATLMNOP++H community! I added a neat little heli-pad that all allies can use! ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🚁
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@Lilith_Atheist Makes sense, God doesn't put people in the wrong body.
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@Starshark668 @bored_bonobo @bumpkinsTV @heelvsbabyface Teach the subject material, not what type of genitals you prefer...
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@Max_Cloffanoff @Dlipmf @PaleoPopulism Copies of software don't remove the original. Piracy is not thievery
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@SuburbanPolly Taxes are clearly too high, and yet your party is currently adding more...
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@timmythemaker @Hoodie_Milly @nbredhood The mute button is right there next to the reply button
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@sexyattackheli
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@LoriJean413 @AnnRolle_ @KenHardie -Liberal supporter -Disgusted at wasting so much money Pick one
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@profamirattaran @ShawnB86256 Victim blaming at it's finest!
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@srbmckenzie @goddeketal Do you have the long term studies available? I must have missed them.
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