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@serwichy
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5 years
@derek_mafs @BeanieToddPS @Soletrader4u @sarahbellewalsh and tina is acknowledging our privilege in order to draw more attention to it so that one day it might change. u can’t just pretend that what she implied isn’t true.
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@serwichy
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@serwichy
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7 years
@ElainaCorbin You just used a viral tweet to help the victims of Harvey instead of promoting something on SoundCloud or telling people to add your snap
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@serwichy
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4 years
on 34 in oswego (ignore my republican father) - this is so disgusting. stop being selfish and ignorant and stay home!!!!
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@serwichy
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6 years
@exsuzx I read this in Eddie Murphy's voice
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@serwichy
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4 years
@Sir_Fitzroy @GambinoDonnell @cdketchie he said their sympathy is “a good thing to encourage” but simply wanted to add that he knows how the kid feels more than most people- which can be comforting to some. not belittling anything. u don’t have to call him a selfish bastard who the fuck hurt u lmfao
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@serwichy
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3 years
@MosiacMami @YCP4EVRRR that is.....so untrue. i feel so sorry for you and hope you find genuine friendships at some point in life, for your sake
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@serwichy
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6 years
@TheLoganDawson1 You really thought you had something huh
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@serwichy
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6 years
My friend really went to the doctor thinking she had an STD but instead she found out she’s FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT.
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@serwichy
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@serwichy
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7 years
@_ThatTruth_ @bridgettmota @livonsundayss It's called feeling something known as "empathy."
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@serwichy
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6 years
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@serwichy
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7 years
I tweeted this last night because I thought someone ate the last bagel
@serwichy
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7 years
People only care about themselves
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@serwichy
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4 years
@gl0ey did i bash their right to do this u fucking idiot? no. i’m saying that them doing this- not their right to do this- is disgusting and selfish and ignorant and advising them to stay home.
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@serwichy
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6 years
I know a lot of you don't know me but I have been tardy to OE more than any other senior (confirmed by Dan Clausen) and I think that makes me deserving of "most likely to show up late to graduation." My average arrival time is around 5th period, and always with Dunkin
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
What even can u do in Aurora/Oswego/Naperville past 9pm that doesn't involve substance abuse and/or seeing a movie
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@serwichy
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7 years
You're also friends with boys who lie about having sex with girls at OE to look cool, Jarin, nobody really cares about your opinion on this
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@serwichy
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9 years
@PPMWtweets I'll tell you everything is Copacetic.
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@serwichy
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4 years
sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet
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@serwichy
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9 years
@filisthorpe @NeckDeepUK am I a cool kid yet
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@serwichy
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6 years
@lobotomysounds @LainieGuillot She never even said her ex was a male
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@serwichy
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6 years
My actual school that I pay real money to attend
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@serwichy
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7 years
Hothead
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@serwichy
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7 years
not pissed , just rly disappointed in people
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@serwichy
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5 years
@diovte @maryjmco @hanthedozer @kendraaaleighh nobody is feeling entitled. seeing someone’s meds sitting out isn’t even close to dealing w their problems.
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@serwichy
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6 years
@TreyJoh78911859 @_moodyspice @johnny_4hunnid @xxossteph @whereisj0 Y’all rly don’t think it happens the other way around just bc you haven’t experienced it lol
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@serwichy
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7 years
@ayeshamirza_ How I imagine your mentions look rn
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@serwichy
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5 years
bitch i’m goofy NOT dumb!
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@serwichy
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7 years
PSA there's a difference between feminism and female supremacy. Everyone should be a feminist. Female supremacy is sexism.
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7 years
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@serwichy
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6 years
I somehow got away with never running the mile all 4 years of high school
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@serwichy
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5 years
kinda miss my toxic friends? like yes they ruined my life but we had fun
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@serwichy
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5 years
sup bitch!
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@serwichy
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7 years
A ten year old at Target told me to keep his $1.15 in change today. He said I "need it more" than he does. He is right
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
@DePressedBenzo @youngbabycoco if anybody sees my comment please don’t say anything to him he’s not worth it. there’s so much bitterness in his heart n nothing you can say will fix someone like this
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@serwichy
brooke
7 years
If someone says anything like "damn" or "that sucks" to you when you're upset, they probably don't care about you
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
College guys are all over the place like, I know some who can build entire planes but some who literally cannot peel a banana without a knife
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@serwichy
brooke
7 years
Or everyone could just..stop hating each other
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WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO HATE MEN POC ARE ALLOWED TO HATE WHITE PEOPLE THE OPPRESSED ARE ALLOWED TO HATE THE OPPRESSOR
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@serwichy
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5 years
hydroplaning is the only time i feel alive
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5 years
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@serwichy
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6 years
Hi here’s my new profile pic and my new tube top
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@serwichy
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5 years
it’s casual
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@serwichy
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4 years
boo!
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Can't believe I really get to go to school soon and not have a dress code... how will the boys not focus on my shoulders
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@serwichy
brooke
4 years
new hair who dis!
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@serwichy
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7 years
@twiabp LSD and Between Bodies tbh
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@serwichy
brooke
7 years
If you blatantly lie about hooking up with people to seem cool, you're sad and pathetic and I feel genuinely sorry for you
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
Tomi Lahren.........said something....intelligent...........
@TomiLahren
Tomi Lahren
5 years
I will be attacked by fellow conservatives for saying this but so be it, this Alabama abortion ban is too restrictive. It doesn’t save life, it simply forces women into more dangerous methods, other states or countries. You don’t encourage life via blanket government mandate!
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@serwichy
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7 years
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@serwichy
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6 years
Rest In Peace baby, you were the best dog a family could have. Love you so so much.
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
my uber driver really just gave my roommate a shot for her birthday. in the car. fucking missed carbondale.
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@serwichy
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7 years
If only our deans would quit as often as our principals
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
my little brother dressed up as hole punch jim from the office so i thought i’d share
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Please pray for my buddy Max, he got hurt and can’t really walk anymore and I’m super worried about him :(
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@serwichy
brooke
7 years
Both of the girls in your avi are taller than you
@CJTheRoss
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I personally think this is the most truthful one
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@serwichy
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
oh to be an elephant in yunan getting so wine drunk off corn wine that i fall asleep in a nearby tea garden
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂
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@serwichy
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5 years
illinois is on lockdown so my roommate bought $63 worth of alcohol and i have been champagne drunk since 10am. happy birthday to me
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
burger king employee told me i look like “hot donna from that 70’s show” no nut november is making y’all creative huh
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@serwichy
brooke
3 years
he said “i’m taking you out tn dress like a whore please” 🥵
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
@D3rppNation @WAYtooSMOOVE neither are the children trump is putting in detention centers :/
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
@RlCHARDCRANlUM @derek_mafs @BeanieToddPS @Soletrader4u @sarahbellewalsh i would inform you that people who aren’t white don’t always resist the police and are still met with unnecessary force, but you already know that. there’s no way you’re that dense. you just want to argue.
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
was cuddling w my man & i look to my left and there’s a half-eaten package of bologna just sitting on his desk. do i ghost him yes or no
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@serwichy
brooke
4 years
turned off dark mode just to feel something
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@serwichy
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5 years
bold of you to assume i’ll live to see 40
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
We’re all gonna be dead by 2050 and y’all are still retweeting porn on my TL at 5pm on a Wednesday.
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@serwichy
brooke
7 years
Don't forget to tell the people you love that you love them
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
A car was just driving on the wrong side of Eola at 2:47am happy Memorial Day
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
my mom packed juul pods in my lunchbox today <3
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@serwichy
brooke
4 years
are the republicans not embarrassed
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
The floor is people who show no interest in me whatsoever
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@serwichy
brooke
4 years
@kjos19 i almost cared enough to explain myself LMAOO
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@serwichy
brooke
4 years
my brother has officially recovered from covid-19 and returns back to work monday :^)
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Woof
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Who let me drink 0 cups of water last night
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Just heard my roommate go “Brooke, we have a fucking problem” so I look up and she walks out of the bathroom with green hair
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
really in the mood to do nothing with someone
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
If you are driving the exact speed limit or slower, the left lane is no place for you
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Y’alls moms’ never said no when you begged for them after seeing the commercial and it shows
@dezzzdavis
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6 years
y’all didn’t eat with these as a kid and it shows
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@serwichy
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6 years
I’m really allowed to turn 19 tomorrow when I just found out that Montana is a state last week huh
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Why do I feel like this is going to be like Two and a Half Men but with a lot of nostalgia
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A Drake & Josh reboot is officially in the works! . @DrakeBell revealed on the iHeartRadio Awards red carpet that him and @ItsJoshPeck are in talks with several networks about the revival. It will be "more adult and very funny."
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@serwichy
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7 years
I feel terrible for the people that peaked in high school
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@serwichy
brooke
7 years
Did Brad finally text you back after this tweet or no
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
just tryna get matching halloween pjs w somebody’s son 😔
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@serwichy
brooke
7 years
I just heard someone say "I'm more of an ecstasy kind of girl" and I want to go home
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@serwichy
brooke
4 years
yes i am almost 21 years old and yes my mother still sends cops to my apartment at 3am if i don’t answer her calls
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
i hate it here
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@serwichy
brooke
7 years
My mom calls me every time she hears an ambulance. No one else could ever love me that much
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@serwichy
brooke
3 years
2 years ago i took a road trip to colorado and it was the happiest i had ever felt. it’s so crazy that now i live here w a boy i love and our cats and i’m that happy almost every single day
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Didn't win most likely to be late to graduation. I'll still be late tho
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
The mere THOUGHT of the crumbs on those sheets is making my skin crawl
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@serwichy
brooke
6 years
Me to my friends when they get a lil carried away telling my mom a story involving me:
@sarah_landers3
sarah landers 🧸
6 years
please caption this 😂
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@serwichy
brooke
4 years
@gl0ey yeah! u actually have the right to say racist shit. does that mean people can’t call u disgusting and ignorant? weirdo get the fuck off my page
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@serwichy
brooke
5 years
shorty only like cocaine and whole foods
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