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ENG translation of 'Time for Heroes,' MTC's recent drama track
RTs etc appreciated, please enjoy! 💙
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I will never get over Doppo being the most popular hypmic character irl when in the canon he's:
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hypmic charas sorted by how well they'll do when shuffled with characters outside their own division
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I know ppl are like "Hitoya is the only normal cast member in hypmic" but I'm like. no. Hitoya is a former chuuni. Hitoya is a biker. Hitoya has a pompadour. You think that man is Normal? The Normal One is Jyuto and he's Suffering
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the hosts who celebrate Hifumi's birthday and the monks who celebrate Kuko's birthday imply that there's a yakuza group somewhere who celebrate Samatoki’s birthday
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thread of HypMic + A3 characters who share Sanrio charas bc I think it's funny:
Ichiro and Sakuya (Hello Kitty)
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Alternatively you get cards with seemingly harmless names like "Daily life in Hama" and then the card itself looks like this
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If you're into hypmic long enough you end up falling for Samatoki. This is the natural progression this is what happens.
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"Question 1: Horses only have one blood type - true or false?"
🐰: Well, Samatoki?
🐴: As if I know anything about horses! Why'd you think I'd know?
🐰: You have the horse kanji in your name so I assumed you'd be a horse expert
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I know seiyuu don't equal their characters but I do love how quickly everyone has taken on the headcanons that Jyuto likes corgis and Samatoki smacks people on the ass
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Oh my God so in-game Samatoki and Jyuto used the regular kanji for their names, Jiro used katakana, Gentaro used a fake name (Amemura Dice) and then Riou used English 😭
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I like hypmic
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it's always kind of funny to me when people seem shocked that Samatoki is actually a Good Person like yeah no shit the guy who gave up any chance of having a normal life so he could raise his sister, can't upset kids and helps old ladies cross the street is a good person
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#/イルマジュート家事下手クソタグ
This tag meaning 'Iruma Jyuto sucks at housework' is going around on JP twt right now and I'm losing my mind
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Happy birthday dear Samatoki! I love you very much 💙💙💙
Thank you for the lovely comm
@pleochroic
!
#碧棺左馬刻誕生祭2022
#碧棺左馬刻生誕祭2022
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get his ass nemu
They should add chuoku to rhyme strike but instead of fighting random mob charas they're fighting the actual hypmic cast lmao
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hypmic characters but sorted by what they do when someone knocks on the bathroom door
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When I say Riou is the cryptid of hypmic it's because he literally shows up in places looking like this
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Samatoki:
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samatoki: you're wearing contacts today huh
jyuto: no
samatoki: but you're not wearing glasses...
jyuto: I'm not wearing either
samatoki: ??? THEN HOW CAN YOU SEE
Jyuto: why would I want to see you
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So the Pizza Hut x HypMic collab is specifically when you order a 'My Box' i.e. a serving specifically for one person. They know we're all losers
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10/11（火）より
「ヒプノシスマイク -Division Rap Battle-」5周年を記念して #ピザハット × #ヒプマイ コラボを実施👊
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おひとりさまピザセット「MY BOX」をご注文のお客様にオリジナルMY BOX（数量限定）で🍕をお届け💨
詳細は10/11（火）に公開👀
お楽しみに🔥
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"I'm not the kind of idiot who gives his name when someone tells him to"
UHHHH OKAY RICH COMING FROM YOU MISTER SAMATOKI-SAMA DA KISAMA WA DARE DA, MAD TRIGGER CREW ORE-SAMA SAMATOKI MR HARDCORE (EVERYDAY ROLLIN EY YO) LMAOOO
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LKJSLKDJSD I JUST SAW SOMEONE ON JP TWITTER BEING LIKE "oh samatoki is a yakuza? I thought Jyuto was a yakuza and Samatoki was just a punk... Samatoki I'm sorry"
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other fandoms: themed shoes! bag collabs! replica merch!
hpmi: your favourite character has been skinned and now you are wearing his flesh as a mask
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HELP SOMEBODY ON JP TWT JUST SAID THAT IF SAMATOKI TRIED TO GIVE HIS NAME AT AN AMERICAN STARBUCKS THEY'D WRITE 'SUMMER' ON THE CUP SKLDJSKLDKDSLJ
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Dice's voicemail message is him saying sorry he can't pick up right now and to try again later UNLESS YOU'RE CALLING TO LEND HIM MONEY THEN HE'LL CALL BACK RIGHT AWAY--
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💙 To celebrate Samatoki’s upcoming birthday, here's a thread of things about him that I think are cool/fun/not talked about enough. I'll keep adding to it until his birthday :)
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Samatoki: J-Jyuto!
Jyuto: Samatoki... I'm not sure if I can be much help but if you need to talk to someone about your problems I'll listen
Samatoki: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
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Hifumi: I always see Korocchi looking kinda shabby, but your fit right now is pretty fresh!
Dice: ... What's a Korocchi?
Hifumi: Your name is Dice, right? You can call a dice a 'saikoro' too, so you're Korocchi!
HIFUMI? THIS IS SO CUTE WTF...
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Riou tells Samatoki about how staying on an uninhabited island will sharpen their senses and asks if Samatoki will join him.
Samatoki: Ahh, I'll pass--
Riou: :(
Samatoki: (Why are his eyes so damn sad...)
Samatoki: ALRIGHT I'LL GO.
THEM??? OH MY GOD THEM
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one of samatoki's halloween lines is like "when i'm walking around town kids come up to me saying 'trick or treat' don't they know i'm a yakuza shouldn't they be scared" meanwhile doppo "I made eye contact with a few kids but no one said trick or treat... am i hard to talk to..."
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Remember when Samatoki told a single mom not to worry so much about if she's raising her kid the right way because her kid probably wants to see her happy too? and it's okay as long as she takes care of their health and hugs them and praises them from time to time? yeah
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HypMic AU where everything is the same but each individual division lives in a dorm together
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lemme guess, they have a friend who's a doctor and they do rap battles
New Polar Opposite Breakfast Manga Series titled "Host & Corporate Slave" by Kawajiri Mitsuru started in Manga Action issue 2/2024.
Slice of Life Manga about a popular Male Host & a hardworking System Engineer bonding over their breakfast. Two people who should have nothing in
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when jyuto showed up without his glasses do you think samatoki just went "who the hell are you"
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anyway i adore them both but this is the only way i can describe the difference between alan samatoki and takkun samatoki
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I saw someone call Scarface cringe and I ??? I'm used to hypmic being called cringe but as far as hypmic songs go Scarface is ?????????? not????? cringe is it???????? I'm so confused LOL
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samatoki: hey dickwaffle how's it going
jyuto: fuck y-
riou: I made dickwaffles once
samajyu:
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another one of those asanuma vocal range videos but it's just samatoki
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just remembered that Samatoki and Nemu's mom killed their father by stabbing him... And Nemu's mic is a dagger...??? Uhhh holy Shit?
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They're about to do tug-of-war and Samatoki says "Ichiro you won't be breathing when I'm done with you" and Ichiro's like "uhh are you stupid if you use the rope for that you'll he disqualified" and Samatoki goes "IT'S A EXPRESSION" SKJSJDJSD
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I love how samatoki's threats are lowkey pick up lines out of context. "don't think about going home" okay so we're going to your place then??? why are u flirting with me
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Saburo: Leave me alone! Shoo! Shoo!
Rosho: I'm not a dog...
DJSJFJSHDS SABURO...
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Saburo: You--!
Jyushi: You're--!
Jyushi/Saburo: Ikebukuro's-/Nagoya's-
Jyushi/Saburo: Middle schooler!/Aimono Jyugo!
KDJDSHD IDK WHAT'S WORSE, JUST BEING CALLED A MIDDLE SCHOOLER OR 'FIFTEEN'
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In the KoK trailer each member refers to themselves as a different type of 'King'
Ichiro: 帝王 (teiou) - emperor/monarch
Samatoki: 覇王 (haou) - supreme king
Jakurai: 魔王 (maou) - evil/demon king, can also be the devil
Ramuda: 我王 (gaou) - his own(?) king, king of the self?
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GENTARO (JYUTO BODY) IS LIKE "I'M NOT JYUTO I'M GENTARO"
Samatoki: DONT MAKE STUFF UP JUST TO GET OUT OF EATING
Riou: lying isn't good Jyuto
Gentaro Jyuto: I'M NOT LYING I'M NOT LYING
Samatoki: *forcefeeds him rat face*
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samatoki the kinda guy who would never call a girl 'baby' but would call his car 'baby'
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I get why ppl ship S//amaIchi but I personally am a much bigger fan of Ichiro having a crush on Kuko and Samatoki laughing for 15 minutes when he finds out
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liking samatoki is awesome bc you like sibling dynamic? samatoki+nemu. you like senpai/kouhai dynamic? samatoki+ichiro. you like angry man+annoying bastard? samatoki+sasara. you like leader and his loyal homies? mtc. you like horses? he's a horse. there's a Samatoki for everyone
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So the Ramuda card is called WAAAAAAAAAHHH the Jyushi card is called BIEEEEEEEEEEEEE (like a crying noise) and Gentaro's is UGYAAAAAAAAAAA. ARB really outdoing themselves this time.
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not me realising that the drb is basically just eurovision but in japan and with rap
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[TRANS.]
Quick translation of MTC's part from the 'Six Colours' drama track that just dropped! They're so cute and stupid please enjoy 💙
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I love how Samatoki absolutely does not believe Jyuto has any sort of life outside of him
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Hitoya is clearly embarrassed by the nickname so Riou asks, "What's wrong, Amaguni 'Themis' Hitoya?"
Jyuto: Yes, what's wrong Amaguni 'Themis' Hitoya? 😏
Samatoki: Yeah, Amaguni 'Themis' Hitoya, your face's gone red. Why don't you take a break, huh? 😏
THEY'RE SUCH ASSHOLES LMAO?
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"If it wasn't work for the family, there's no way I'd be givin' out candy to kids. It's a pain in the ass... But I guess it's alright, if it makes 'em happy."
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oh my God riou is like "santa claus gives presents to children but how does he collect his data? I'd like to ask him for reference" 😭
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