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Really don't want to be here for politics. I'm likely to piss off the MAGA and NeverTrump cults equally. I'd rather talk Pop Culture or fancy shoes.

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No one who’s ever built a time machine has come back and said “well that was a good idea.”
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@redsteeze Was she hot, though?
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@JamaalBowmanNY "Voting for a Latina is white supremacy" is exactly the message you should continue to run on going into November.
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@glitterwitchx @dsonoiki @jk_rowling The fact that you’re missing the irony here is fucking delicious
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@AyannaPressley What part of burning down an AutoZone affirms the “value, dignity, and worth of Black Lives?”
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@cenkuygur Tell me more about the nine-year olds that bullied the killer.
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@Vahn16 @Shannon_Liao So... you're an activist?
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@CapehartJ Is this the Babylon Bee?
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@bern_identity "Extreme child labor" is a 7 year old working in a factory, whose small hands could be used to unclog the machinery. A 13-year old can push buttons at a register with little risk. Also, this is not new. More than 30 years ago I worked as a dishwasher when I was 14.
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@meridithmcgraw Totally missing the point. Who’s giving the President “instructions” and why.
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@WhiteHouse COLA increases are due to economic failure, not because of some grand increase in benefits. Only an underpaid social media intern wouldn’t know this, and think it was a good thing.
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@MDS_Tweets @RNCResearch Nuclear is already more efficient than oil, and it’s green.
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@dianaberrent "believes in" He's no longer a member of the Branch Covidian cult?
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@libsoftiktok They need to start performing mental health evaluations at the beginning of the school year to determine whether or not a teacher is fit to be around students. She, clearly, is not.
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@tedlieu @mtaibbi He said "Russiagate headlines," you responded with "Russiagate meddling" Who's doing the gaslighting, Ted?
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@WajahatAli Now explain the +6 gain he got from Black Women.
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@theintercept @RobertMackey @TravisMannon Literally not a "smear" when you document their actual activity in real time.
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@monacharen She was asking for it Her skirt was too short Did you see the way she was dressed That’s you. That’s what you’re saying
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@KellyO We don't believe you.
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Hi Kelly, please explain this.
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@nypost " who she then asked to draw pictures representing their own sexual orientations." Kinda buried the lede there.
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@ACLU I thought you were lawyers. Do you not know the difference between manslaughter and murder? You might need to learn the difference between slander and libel.
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@gardnerakayla @TeamUSA How many questions did she take from reporters?
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@stevenmazie Maybe they should look at the old man who lied to their face and promised something he knew he couldn't deliver.
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@NetflixFilm That’s not a PSA. That’s a request. And no.
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@mattwridley Honest question. Why was the lab-leak theory considered "pseudoscientific nonsense" when the prevailing theory was bat soup?
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@JonLemire So... killing children was intentional, then?
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@sfchronicle It means she still hasn't visited the southern border.
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@IsaacDovere When did Trump agree to debate Harris? Is the answer never? The answer is never.
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@thevivafrei Jack McCoy doesn't look too happy.
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@DylanByers He agreed to a debate with Biden when Biden was the presumptive nominee. The democrats have not selected a nominee yet, so the prior agreements are void
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@SenWhitehouse Maybe read the ruling, and then comment.
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@NBCNews She 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 scientist. 👏
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@townhallcom @HawleyMO She actually believes she's the hero in that story.
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@Rothmus My wife has never seen this movie, and I feel like I must rectify this ASAP
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@rachelzegler 404 error: Palestine not found.
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@burackbobby_ Seems to be an unnecessarily verbose way of saying “border czar.”
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@NWMOSTATE Wombat? Did you mean to type Wombat?
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@charliespiering Private citizens literally owned warships. He should remember, he was there.
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@Reuters With paintball guns? That’s impressive
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@SecretaryPete It’s fine, I’m sure it can wait. Go back to your vacation
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@jimgeraghty They don’t care. They just care that their narrative blew up before they could get ahead of it.
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I like how committing numerous felonies without consequence is somehow the same as “cashing in.” Rupar gonna Rupar
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i can't believe the children of famous and powerful people never thought of cashing in on their family name until Hunter Biden
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@latimes John Oliver is irrelevant
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@jamesmdowns @MattWalshBlog Cows have four stomachs. How many do you have?
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@TristanSnell I’m sorry this is happening to you.
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@feelsdesperate Teenage girls tell boys they’ve absolutely friendzoned about their periods. They’re actually mortified if a guy they actually like knows anything about their cycle.
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@townhallcom @elonmusk I wish my employees worked as hard as her filters.
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@AshaRangappa_ Seek professional help. You are not well.
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@heckyessica @MattWalshBlog I think people focused on the wrong thing. They have our GD helicopters. I don't care what they use them for, they should not have them.
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@PaulREhrlich Name one prediction you’ve made that has proven true.
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@DefiantLs Criticizing America is easy to do when you’ve never lived anywhere else.
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@tomselliott @Yamiche Well, Kamala hasn't been to Europe yet.
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@Variety Tell me you’re disconnected from reality, without actually TELLING ME
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@OccupyDemocrats I don’t think Nike is too concerned about whether or not their overseas labor is vaxxed.
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@ericswalwell You can keep your fascism.
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@screenrant Have you considered that maybe it’s just awful?
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@RonFilipkowski Unsurprisingly, she's never read the FL State Constitution, which grants the Governor such power.
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@Telegraph He doesn’t remember what came out of his own mouth two days ago.
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@glennkirschner2 @TerryMcAuliffe Tell me you were hired by Terry McAuliffe without TELLING me you were hired by Terry McAuliffe.
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@juliaioffe @NickFondacaro There are no LatinX men. We're Latinos. "Hispanic" is OK, too.
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@washingtonpost After Kavanaugh, you don’t get to reset the bar for political discourse.
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@BrandyZadrozny WAPO is learning they should never have hired that crybully in the first place.
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@TimRunsHisMouth This gal seems like she’s against the idea.
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BREAKING: Nina Jankovicz said in 2020 that the executive branch shouldn’t have the power to determine what is fake news
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@esaagar I’ve been reliably informed over the last 10 years or so that Twitter is a private company, and has the right to manage the service as they see fit.
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@60Minutes OJ claimed he was innocent, too.
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@ChristinaPushaw This is a lot of words saying nothing
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@ajconwashington What kind of dressing goes with that word salad?
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@SenSchumer The law is literally not on your side, since it’s YOUR job to pass such a law.
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@HeathMayo Not really. Focusing on domestic issues should be the priority of every Senator.
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@GovInslee The First Amendment would like a word.
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@townhallcom Does that mean someone in the federal government will actually read it?
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Biden told donors on a private call this afternoon: “It’s time to put Trump in the bullseye.”
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@therecount The senate represents states, not individuals. It’s literally right there in the constitution.
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@jdpoc On this day in 2023, John O'Connell commits an act of libel, subjecting himself to a defamation lawsuit
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@KellyO No, you got called out on an obvious lie. It’s hard to argue against colluding with this White House when you have this as your header photo.
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@RealJamesWoods Let's not forget this is the same woman who accused Russia of invading Korea.
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@davidcicilline Whitehouse said he’d give up his membership in 2006, and to date has not kept that promise. Full stop.
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@NBCNews This shouldn’t be controversial
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@nwarikoo The problem isn’t that the book exists. The problem is that it’s accessible to school age children. If the book were sold at a 7-11, it would be behind a tall divider in a book stand behind the counter.
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@ChrisCuomo Bullshit. Biden reversed ~30 Executive Orders on Day 1. To pretend that he somehow magically had his hand tied on an agreement that did not have congressional approval is patently absurd and false. If you had spent less time helping your brother cover his crimes, you'd know that
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@ABC Reporting as misinformation.
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@neiltyson Science is about study, discovery, and challenging assumptions. You just described prosthelytising.
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@libsoftiktok Brave is thinking that lipstick color works on “her.”
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@KyleMazzaWUNF @POTUS What are they celebrating exactly?
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@RealKiraDavis Oil and Gas employees are often taught to park this way in case of an emergency evacuation.
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@BillGertz It wasn’t well hidden. Half of America knew four years ago
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@jonallendc @natashakorecki Joe’s “brand” has always been as a grifter and a liar. Why do you think he had to drop out of the presidential race in 1988?
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@oliverdarcy Pretending what you do is “news” is totes adorbs.
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@linzsports If it’s just a shirt, then why do you want to force him to wear it?
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@moates Oh no, you can. Let me ask you. What irredeemable crime did the unborn commit that necessitates a death sentence?
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@AOC Call me radical, but I don’t believe elected representatives should lie about the content or impact of a bill, especially when it favors incumbents. No one’s rights are being denied.
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@MSNBC Stop finding commentators on TikTok, and maybe get someone with actual foreign policy knowledge and experience.
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@FreeBeacon Pretty sure Till’s killers were Democrats.
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@SomewhereinATX @SecretaryPete By all means, let’s invest in 19th century technology
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@POTUS Nice try, intern.
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@BDayspring @andrewwagner @redsteeze Really? So you can FOIA anyone’s sexual assault allegations to get the names of victims? Provide a copy of the FOIA request then.
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