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Hey there it's seedus, I'm a writer, draw occasionally, and like talking more than it seems so don't hesitate to say hi ✨
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Dazai has always been the avoidant type.
"Chuuya, I think we should break up."
Chuuya knows it well. Chuuya knows /him/ by heart.
"Ah, so? Alright. Let's break up then."
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Dazai never picks up when Chuuya drunk calls him alright... silly idea, but what if it's because he knows that once the insults tone down, Chuuya becomes the clingiest drunk /ever/.
PM days were fine. His dog would call, Dazai would come, & he just had to complain about how-
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Imagine Kunikida meeting Chuuya & somehow they end up getting drinks, tipsy, and (of course) complaining about Dazai.
Except Kunikida realises that what Chuuya complains about includes things very... specific.
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I'm a touch-starved Dazai believer but ALSO a touch-starved Chuuya believer, except where Dazai acts clingy (he lost the idgaf war first & hard on day 1), Chuuya can't bring himself to ask for physical touch.
Now imagine he's having the shittiest day ever and CRAVES a hug.
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When Chuuya says, "Someone asked me out,"
Dazai blinks and has to confirm that he is, indeed, lying in Chuuya's bed, both of them naked and blissful after making love several times.
He knows Chuuya is lacking in the funny department, but that is an especially bad joke.
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I love skk both in denial but there's so much comedic flavour to Dazai awkwardly flirting for years and Chuuya being oblivious and he just wakes up in cold sweat one day thinking "mf was flirting that time?"
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2am thought- look we talk a lot abt touch starved dazai who's rlly clingy as a result but what if in fact he's so touch starved that real affectionate touch /scares/ him. He gets a real hug full of tenderness for the first time & he's freezing then shaking like a leaf cuz /wtf/.
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Dazai and Chuuya have been in love for eight years. They never acted on it.
They don't wish each other their birthdays. That's not them.
But unspoken words have always been louder and, each year, Chuuya waits for the annual April 29th's package.
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I did several threads with drunk Chuuya but what about drunk Dazai. I think he isn't drunk easily. It takes a loooot for him to truly get drunk & that's why when he is...
You bet Chuuya ain't gonna miss it.
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k research purpose, for you what's the best WRITTEN BSD fics? not asking for biased preference regarding plots or ships. Like, fics where you had to pause thinking "wow that's so well written i feel I should have paid to read that" kind of feeling
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every time I feel like maybe I overestimate skk gayness I look at this pic and am like ah nevermind
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Dazai has always known Chuuya liked music and singing; the slug hums songs wherever he goes.
So it shouldn't be a surprise when the PM makes him play the part of a singer for an undercover.
Still. Dazai didn't expect to see his ex partner on the screen when he turned on the TV.
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Ever thought of Dazai stepping in a bit too late to release Chuuya from Corruption and Chuuya ending up disabled...
His right eye is more than half blind and his left leg took so hard they consider amputating it and giving him a prothese.
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[a follow-up to touch-starved & scared of touch Dazai, skk learning how to navigate physical intimacy tgth]
Craving something he fears is an anomaly of a kind Dazai never had to deal with before.
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thinking abt established skk where Chuuya notices Dazai's eyesight worsening so he forces him to go get glasses and they try & buy the glasses tgth & at first Dazai's whiny abt it, but Chuuya smiles and tells him "Osamu, you're rlly handsome" (Dazai freezes then gets all giddy)
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You wanted the next morning, right. Soukoku waking up to Dazai having stayed by Chuuya's side after drunk clingy Chuuya begged him to.
Well, insomniac as he is, Dazai wakes up first.
Dazai never picks up when Chuuya drunk calls him alright... silly idea, but what if it's because he knows that once the insults tone down, Chuuya becomes the clingiest drunk /ever/.
PM days were fine. His dog would call, Dazai would come, & he just had to complain about how-
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Nepobaby billionaire writer Dazai x private chef houseboy Chuuya (silly thread)
Dazai's had everything on a silver plate since he was born, which turned life into a chore: everything is dull & boring, nothing to desire, nothing to thrive for, certainly nothing to live for.
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Dazai loves Chuuya's nape. No debate. He loves how small it is, below him, perfectly exposed and naked with the lovelock on the side, and the pretty mole that the choker can't hide.
Dazai has been /trying/ to worship this nape since his teenage years.
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Meursault was exhausting, faking being a vampire & tolerating the anemic jackass was horrible, but then learning that it wasn't over?
Chuuya said fuck it, went back home, and fulfilled an old dream: he adopted a dog.
Dazai needs a plan to get rid of it.
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#soukoku
silly 2 AM from last night thread: youtuber Dazai who drops 3-hours-long videos on random subjects and is quite popular, both for his smart content and good looks. Chuuya thinks he's an arrogant and haughty hypocrite tho, and he says so in one of his own vids
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Dazai flushes - safely, now that he's alone in the room. "You know it wasn't meant like that!"
He hears a faint snicker. Such a bad dog.
Well. Alright. He guesses he won't break up with Chuuya; he guesses he loves having him more than he fears loving him.
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Thinking about Chuuya and Dazai regularly seeing the other in a coffee library they're fond of.
Dazai is all round glasses, cardigans and coffee stains. Chuuya is all messy buns, furrowed brows and expensive hats.
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I love silly skk who keep meeting 'in secret' despite being in other organisations. Dazai falling asleep on Chuuya's lap & it's so fucking rare Chuuya calls in sick. Dazai going to work even later than usual cuz he slept at Chuuya's.
Them exchanging their ties by mistake and
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Probably next week I'll post the third chapter of Family Semantics, that will mark the half of this chill, fluffy fic, and for that I wanted to share the art I commissionned from
@ren_mielthebee
♡ Look at how cute domestic skk are...
(Link of the fic below!)
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just imagined chuuya sleeping in a star fish position, lightly snoring, drooling a little, & the drool gets on Dazai since the mf is wrapped around Chuuya like an octopus, so he wakes up with a yelp & calls him a dog & Chuuya's like YOU'RE the one being a LEECH mf that's on YOU
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Autumn, cold, caring Chuuya and domestic soukoku ✨
Dazai Osamu has a body temperature stupidly low, and when temperatures drop, he somehow never registers that he should cover up more if he doesn't want to freeze.
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I still don't understand wtf is happening with their arms on the right
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"Ha? What kinda dumb question is that? I don't live with him, he lives with me."
Kunikida sits there in silence. Alright. Dazai has a lot of explaining to do.
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so where are the assassin Chuuya & target Dazai fics again
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Dazai's gaze follows him with narrowed eyes.
"I see what you're doing, Chibi. You're trying to trap me into marriage!"
"Fancy coming from the guy who told me he loved me the first day we met!" Chuuya retorts loudly.
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"Please."
And what is he supposed to do when eyes that hold the whole world in them look at him this way?
Yes, truly, some battles aren't meant to be won. Especially not by Dazai Osamu.
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He looks so fucking cute and innocent here it makes me mad like I know you're a criminal my boy how dare you bat your eyelashes at me and why does it work
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"I am an exploited wife."
"You'll have the right to say that the day you put a ring on my finger, shitty Dazai."
Chuuya starts leaving, shirt too big on his small frame, hair still tousled after their shared night, and lovebites prettily blooming on his skin.
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There's something truly insolent in the way Chuuya doesn't even look at him when he says that, still focused on the tamagoyaki he's making.
Dazai trots closer, an aching bitterness in the chest. It feels heavy.
"I said we should break up."
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i noticed that in most ships I like there's always the one I'm willing to ship with everyone, and the one where I grimace (and commit arson in my head) if they're shipped with anyone else
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Thinking about what a "home" is like for skk & how they can find it in eo.
The ADA & PM are their respective families perhaps, but home is the other half of Double Black.
Home is waking up to Chuuya in his clothes as he gives Dazai a freshly made coffee.
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"Mackerel. Pass me the fucking plates."
"You're not my boyfriend anymore."
"You're still a pain in the ass anyway."
"Kinky."
"The /plates/, 'Samu."
Dazai clicks his tongue brattily but finally gives Chuuya his damn plates.
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Dazai is the avoidant type and Chuuya knows it. Dazai can't accept commitment and genuine affection without feeling the need to flee, and Chuuya knows it.
Chuuya knows it and deals with it.
"By the way, I expect you to take your stuff and get the fuck out."
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"And I agreed. Can you pass me the plates?"
Dazai frowns and gives Chuuya a pan instead. That finally gets his attention: the redhead glares at him, with this specific spark of annoyance in the stormy blue of his eyes - details that Dazai hungrily drinks in.
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"'Samu. It's the fourth time you broke up with me in two weeks."
"So? You should be more heartbroken."
"And you should be less scared, bastard."
Dazai scrunches up his nose & huffs petulantly as he looks away. In response, Chuuya merely rolls his eyes & finishes his breakfast.
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what's great with kudos on ao3 is that you can't unkudo. Like, you can delete your comment, your bookmark, you can unsubscribe, but kudos? Nope. You liked my story. You can't go back. This silly little number can only grow, never decrease. If you ever change your mind, too bad.
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So gakuen skk write lns/fanfics & like each other's works. Imagine this in canon... PM skk talking fanfics...
Mori: that concludes the report. Anything to add, Dazai?
D: it gave me the best plot twist idea ever
C: don't tell me you're gonna kill off--
D: yes.
C: NO
others: who?
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Chuuya's cooking, Chuuya himself... He used to find goodnight kisses cringe, yet now he's the one who asks for them.
"Then I cancel our break up."
"Is that so?" Chuuya mumbles as he gets up. "Then finish your breakfast and do the dishes."
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Dazai at 22 or 23 casually in Chuuya's apartment and Chuuya just suddenly realises
C: wait are you in love with me or something
D: I literally moved in
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Dazai is bored & Chuuya always busy, 2 opposite reasons that can somehow make them end up on dating apps right...
Now what if they stumble across eo on the app. AND what if for the shits and giggles they swipe right, thinking the other won't.
Match.
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"What?" Dazai gasps offendedly.
"We're not boyfriends anymore."
"... Well, but you can't throw me out!" Dazai whines this time.
"I can. You have your dorm anyway."
Dazai pouts. That's true, but his dorm doesn't have Chuuya's warm and fluffy bed, Chuuya's fancy shower,
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"I guess Chuuya never loved me. I've been played with. Ha! Poor me!" Dazai dramatically pushes his breakfast in the middle of the table. "Betrayed by a dog...!"
His (ex) boyfriend finally reacts: he sighs and puts down his chopsticks.
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The slug curtly grabs them and puts the tamagoyaki on them. Slightly burnt thanks to Dazai's shenanigans.
Wordlessly, Chuuya gives him one plate then goes to the table, where rice, miso soup and some fish are already prepared for breakfast.
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Dazai begrudgingly joins him. He pokes at his rice with a deep frown, and the slug, the feisty little shit, just /doesn't care/.
"Chibi truly is heartless."
Chuuya munches his salmon, unbothered.
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wow listen imagine a Hunger Games AU with childhood friends skk but at 15 Dazai gets chosen as a tribute- he somehow wins but becomes a mentor, only to have Chuuya chosen as a tribute the year just after
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Hello there ✨ The jazz rock AU based on
@doublebla4ck
prompt is finally here 🤭 Plz tell me your thoughts on it I feed on them <3
☆ 18k, one-shot, completed
☆ jazz musician!dazai x rockstar!chuuya
☆ set in the 80s
☆ a lot of pining
Link below ⤵️
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Chuuya lifts his head with difficulty and, as soon as he sees Dazai, he smiles lazily like he just laid his eyes on happiness itself. Dazai's heart leaps.
"You came..."
"... You called," Dazai whispers, because he knows Chuuya won't remember anyway.
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He doesn't do anything when someone joins him in bed and wraps himself around him like a damn koala. There's a kiss on his jaw and a warm whisper on his skin. /Happy birthday, Chuuya./ They're not supposed to wish each other's happy birthdays. Perhaps Dazai felt weak too today.
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"Mmh... 'm can't drive... Pick me up."
"And why would I do that, slug?"
"Pick me up!" Chuuya demands again like a child. "Pick me up, 'Samu."
There. Right in his heart. Playing with his weaknesses like it's fair game.
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What's the interaction you'd rather see. Beast Dazai x canon Chuuya or beast Chuuya x canon Dazai?
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During all the ADA&PM meetings, Chuuya & Kunikida have grown rather fond of each other, if only because they relate & empathize with the other regarding a common headache named Dazai Osamu.
Now, Kunikida is still too responsible to just befriend a Port Mafia executive, mind you.
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-his dog is clingy & annoying, but he's just that good of a master.
(Everyone knew he loved it to death.)
After his defection, that became trickier. See, he left, & under all the bravado and comedy, Chuuya understood. Everything and nothing changed at the same time.
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[Trapped by Withering Laurels - SKK MEDIC AU, a collab with @/lifelinezone (art below) - part 1]
Chuuya sighs deeply, unties his ponytail and takes off his jacket once it’s all over. The first job is done. The child has been transferred to the ER department,
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He likes even more that Chuuya clings to him, nuzzles his nose in his neck, giggles drunkenly & absentmindedly peppers his jaw with sloppy kisses.
Four years. It's been over four years since such a situation happened.
(Dazai feels like he's about to die.)
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D: aah there's only Chuuya to make me laugh like that~
C: cuz you mock me all the time bastard
D: Chuu~ya, you have a leaf in your hair, let me remove it for you
C: you're just gonna put gum in my hair again fucker
D: that's why you're a slug
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"Chuuya made him want to live; Odasaku made him want to do it well."
Take my hand (take my whole world too) - 16/25
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Dazai lives with Chuuya Nakahara. Kunikida contemplates this knowledge very dumbly, as the said Chuuya Nakahara is there next to him, drunk.
He tries one last thing.
"Nakahara, are you... living with Dazai?"
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Dazai doesn't listen to him and already goes to the bedroom, rings in his pocket. He wants to put them on so they can make love with them. He'll have to buy a chain to hide the ring under his clothes tomorrow.
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Like he has any right to make his heart clench in such a painful, wonderful way.
"You're the worst, Chibi," Dazai sighs loudly. "I hate everything about you, really."
"Come..." Chuuya whimpers back.
Dazai pouts. He knew he had lost as soon as he heard Chuuya's voice anyway.
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Problem was, per se, that Dazai hadn't planned to see the hat rack again. Again, he /left/. That's why he can't answer when Chuuya calls him.
Because once the insults are done, once the clinginess comes out... Dazai's resolve just turns to ashes.
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"Yeah! And waking up in the morning? Worst human being on earth. A fucking leech /and/ super whiny."
"He /is/ always late to work, true..."
"Of fucking course he is. He's anything but a morning person."
"But how do you..."
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"Argh! And I bet you he didn't go grocery shopping like I fucking asked him to. Lemme call the bastard."
Chuuya tries calling Dazai, and Kunikida eyes him strangely as he sees the redhead insult the phone that, obviously, no one answers.
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Even at rock bottom, he looks criminally beautiful.
"That one's yours?" the barman asks, a brow arched.
"Why, yes," Dazai sighs as he puts his trench coat on Chuuya's shoulders. "Unfortunately. Chibi, wake up. I'm not carrying you."
"Mmmh... 'Samu..."
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you would not believe who I'm thinking abt
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(In his defence, he'd dare anyone to try and resist drunk Chuuya's whining. Some battles aren't meant to be won.)
Hell, four years passed, Dazai is at the ADA, Chuuya still in the PM, & he succeeded in not answering Chuuya's calls until now.
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But things happen, and off the job, Chuuya Nakahara is... Let's say you /want/ to talk to him.
This day, turns out Chuuya needed a drink, Kunikida too, and it's very difficult to refuse good company - is what Kunikida repeats to himself.
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He dries Chuuya's body, kisses away any word he could have thought to say, then dresses him up & puts him to bed.
"Stay," Chuuya begs pitifully when he tries to leave, grabbing the hem of his shirt.
"I'm not that much of a masochist, Chuuya," Dazai answers with a snicker.
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He's a liar, alright. He's always been. That's why he /does/ end up carrying Chuuya, forever thankful that his idiot partner is so small, 'cause that much muscle on a bigger body would have been a pain to carry.
That petite stature's so charming, though. Dazai likes holding him.
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"We'll see."
Dazai smiles wider and hugs him tighter too. Hugging Chuuya is already a reward in itself, to be honest - for he, too, desperately craves the tender contact he wants to be his.
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He hugs Chuuya & says yes to all his drunk pleas: he kisses him, he praises him, he smiles at him and caresses him.
They go to Chuuya's apartment and Chuuya almost passes out from how dizzy he is. Yet he still commands, commands, commands. Such a bossy little mafioso.
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A few drinks in, he quickly realises that Chuuya's a terrible lightweight, & that it makes him especially chatty about a certain someone.
"He's just so lazy, y'know? Fucking drives me mad."
"I get it," Kunikida sighs. "He spends more time on the ADA's couch than at his desk..."
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He makes them take a taxi cuz he certainly isn't able to carry Chuuya all the way home. Not that Chuuya complains: he gets to be even clingier inside the cab. The driver politely ignores them.
"'azai... ya should stay... and sleep with me... Why ain't ya answering... ? Hug me."
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"Ha! See? I bet he also makes someone else write his reports for him."
"He did that too at the mafia?! Jesus Christ..."
"He did far worse at the mafia." Chuuya clicks his tongue. "Well, he's just annoying in a different way now."
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-bottle, the end doesn't start at half the bottle!"
Kunikida frowns. Does Dazai do this...? Or did?
"And I swear he never puts away his clothes. I'll fucking burn them one day."
"His clothes?"
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Dazai clicks his tongue & averts his gaze, blushing hard. "You're so bossy," he huffs childishly.
"Hug me," Chuuya groans again.
Some battles aren't meant to be won, alright. Dazai surrenders.
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because he doesn't.
He listens. He listens until it's too late.
"Dazai..." The voice has turned softer. Whinier. "Imma fuckin' throw up..."
"Would serve you right," Dazai mumbles back.
Another whine, louder. He hears Chuuya slump over the bar's counter. Is he alone?
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Chuuya lights himself a cigarette, eyes veiled by inebriation, fired up by the topic.
"He always puts the food at different places! And he keeps opening new bottles without finishing the old ones just to piss me off. Even if he says he doesn't like the taste at the end of the-
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Here it goes. Dazai sighs, zoning out as soon as Chuuya starts to ramble aggressively in his ear. He could hang up. Of course he could.
But it must be the silent yearning, the unspoken nostalgia, or the throbbing pleasure of hearing Chuuya's voice after a long time,
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"Did ya go grocery shopping?!"
"... Aah that... Well you see, Atsushi needed-"
"I'll fucking kill ya."
Speechless, Kunikida does nothing as Chuuya snatches his phone away to keep scolding Dazai, who of course ends up hanging up - not that Chuuya is sober enough to even notice.
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"I want ya to..."
"Yes, yes." Dazai sighs tiredly. "First, shower. I'm doing whatever you want once you don't stink anymore."
"I don't stink." Chuuya pouts. This is criminally adorable. Dazai hates drunk Chuuya with a burning passion.
"Yes you do, hat rack. Come on."
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"Is it for a double suicide?"
"Fucking idiot, the hell are ya sayin'?"
/Ah./ Dazai glares at Ranpo. Ranpo grins from ear to ear in response.
"Urgh. Why are you calling?"
"Ha?! Why are you answering, you dumb fuckin' mackerel?! Ya better rot in--"
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"Are you living with Port Mafia executive Nakahara?" Kunikida immediately asks, ignoring Chuuya grumbling on his right.
"... Oh my, are you with the slug right now? Did he tell you this? You shouldn't belie--"
"Oi, mackerel!" Chuuya snarls as he grabs Kunikida's wrist.
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He leaves the ADA without bothering to explain the situation - Ranpo will run his mouth anyway. He doesn't even need to ask Chuuya where he is: finding him is second nature to him.
Here he is, drunk and ridiculous, cheeks flushed and eyes veiled by inebriation.
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"Of course, he's changed since his mafia days," Kunikida affirms, nodding confidently. "But seems like he's still awful with paperwork... and getting on people's nerves... urgh, and making a mess of the ADA's fridge!"
"No way, you too?!"
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He is starting to understand what is going on and he's not sure he likes it.
That is... rather terrifying, in a sense.
"... Let me try calling him too."
Dazai answers after two rings.
"If it isn't this good ol' Kunikida!" he chirps.
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Chuuya still has the strength to complain, but he melts as soon as he's in the bath Dazai poured him. As he tilts his head backwards for Dazai to wash his hair, meek and open, he slowly slips into a sleepy state.
/Finally/, Dazai thinks. His heart can rest, at last.
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(He listens to his voicemails only because there's a limit to his resolve)
It happens a Saturday. The ADA is throwing a party for Kyouka's birthday & Dazai leaves his phone unattended for a moment, running away from Kunikida after having pranked him.
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Sigh I wanna do a HTTYD skk au...
Dazai'd be super knowledgeable in everything but killing dragons? Pass. Too much effort. And he doesn't want to kill them. He's just a nerd abt all of them at best.
Chuuya though? Chuuya's damn gorgeous and a fantastic fighter.
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