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30s/ bator/ satyr smokes weed too much Hypno, drones, himbos, and more (porn feed, RT= 'this got me boned') VERY NSFW, 18+ only
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i don't have a personality
i have pot and penis and porn
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smoke weed smoke weed smoke weed smoke weed
let go of that stupid humanity, all that shit that is holding and binding you
you don't need it, you need pleasure and drugs and so smoke more POT broooo
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the friends i want the most are the ones who will keep me obsessively smoking pot over and over
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I love being a pothead! I love being baked and worshipping weed and pumping my stonerboner for hours nghn
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weed and porn, dude. It's so good, actually?
It's okay if your dong needs this a LOT. I get it. Just...touch it, bro.
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yes, technically 4/20 is over now
but if there's no reason to have to stop, why not keep going?
just let weed take over a bit more of your life, y'know? Just another day will be funnn.
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stoned and gooned and gaming is a great life decision, btw
just chill with your gear on and your dong out, baked as fuck n vegging out tbh...
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all i'm really good for is smoking pot and touching myself tbh
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yeah though like
think about weed
and smoke weed
and stroke to weed
and get needier for weed
and just center on weed for the weekend <3
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Hey though like
Haaaave you considered having more weed?
You might need to really smoke more weed.
Like. Just sayin, cuz, more weed is gooood.
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fuck this is quickly becoming all i wanna do
i'm such a chronic stonerbator
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One of those moods where you just want a bro to smoke and huff poppers and rub dong with, like, alllll day long...
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real king shit is staying up all night before work to masturbate and goon
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I’m stoked that all I’m gonna do tonight is
hang out with perverts online, smoke a lot of dabs, play video games, and touch myself 🥰
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You should be smoking weed today!
No better time to start but now!
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thank you weed for weed and for masturbation and for getting dumb on raw pleasureeee
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im a pothead because…uhh…I smoke pot too much
I smoke pot because I smoke pot lmao
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Overindulgence is such a good idea. Feeding those urges that make you throb and leak.
Again. And again. And again, even deeper.
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smoking weed and immediately realizing i need to spend the whole night baked as shit
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sometimes you wake up and you just NEED weed and poppers and peeenus.
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Why yes, getting baked SHOULD be a daily pastime? Why wouldn’t it?
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ooogh, fuuuck does stoner penis want attention in the best wayyyy
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yeah, i should just...dedicate today to weed and getting worse, yup, yup. nnghh
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Happy 4/20, potheads!
Sure, it's not the day yet, but why not spend the whole weekend celebrating?
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Friendly encouragement to smoke some weed and stonerbate today!
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I keep flaking on responsibilities I need to do to get stoned and touch my penis.
Clearly that’s just what I needed to do instead. 😵💫
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today's my first day of being an unemployed loser and all i'm doing is to smoke weed
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am i seriously gonna ditch on plans with friends to loserbate some more, fuuuck....
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I have not NEARLY spent enough time getting stoned and gooned lately. Let's fix that!
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I do not give a single fuck if you are doing it for horny purposes
Redpill/MAGA content? I will block on sight! Do not engage with me! I have only violence for you, shitbags! 💖
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i can't get off my peeenus. literally sperm, take a shower, and come back to see porn on my desktop
it's...so fuckin hard. penis needs this always so much. pump n dumb.
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It’s 3 am
Gooned out my brains
Body unable to spunk
Still need to edge uncontrollably
This is bliss. 🥵
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tbh the only friends i want to spend time with are other pothead addicts
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Waking up on a day off and immediately pumping stonerpenis….nnghh fuuck. 💖
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that feel when you get a moment to yourself and all you can do is smoke pot and touch yourself...
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fuck i gotta smoke and stroke tbh i should get dumber and dumber
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greasy stoned solosex is better than like 85% of real sex, not gonna lie nnghhh
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Tbh I want to get baked (and drunk) and make out while we pump dongers
Fucking MASTURBATIONNN
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wake and bake and wake and bake and wake and bake and mast-ur-bate
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Fuck, just want dudes to help encourage me to smoke pot, as always haha
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I love waking up and getting instantly triggered by all the pervs on here 🥵
Whoops guess it’s time for wake n baake
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chronic masturbation worship is just -necessary- some days. Fuuuck.
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fuuuck. do i do more drugs and stay up for peenus time again? fuuuck
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solosex makes everything better, bro. touch yourself and get worse
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Today I think I WILL just stay shut in, getting stoned and touching myself.
Sometimes you just need to unwind after an awful week lol
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yeah playing video games is cool but have you also considered playing the hit game 'melt your brain through pumping and porn so much that your mind breaks'
wow. super fun.
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Making up for honestly a way-too-busy 420 by celebrating again today
Which is to say smoking even more pot 🥵
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chronic masturbation
edging, gooning masturbation
tantric masturbation
gnnngh praise phallus
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Hey if you were thinking ‘maybe I could smoke some more’:
Here’s your sign!
Smoke another bowl. Or two!
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you should spend christmas baked as fuck, obviously
like, this isn't even hard, c'mon. its good for you
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My brain only actually functions for pot and porn and solosex
no i will not shut up about weed lmao
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tfw you spend the next day all dumb and stoney because you smoked pot last night
and then you get home and gotta smoke more
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Yeah like legit, my dick wants me to get high as fuck on drugs and pump all weekend 😵💫
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