HELLO!!!!

Made a substack:

Jack Sparrow escaping from El Salvador to start his quest to steal the Black Stone of Mecca

You ever worry that you'll wrench back your upper teeth with your lower teeth, like while you're sleeping... Scary $#!%

Sighing like Mario while I use the treadmill

I will pick the strawberries.

RT @PilotRedSun:

That ain't none of my damn business

Society basically collapsed during the pandemic. No school, no church. That's a hefty measure. Everyone on the internet all day. Lockdowns maybe shouldn't have happened

Back in those days, it was a whole hodgepodge man. I knew a guy, he worked as a bowling pin. We called him Bowling Pin Jim. He put the work in like nobody's business

Washing down vitamins with #beer

I am a freethinker. Got a 1500 on the SAT, first try

from like 2011

I should've gone to art school

...or "worked at a chocolate store", whatever