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@yungmetronome
Not exactly Bakersfield but people do need to realize that a large part of central California looks exactly like this
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Came out good but they didn't tell me I had something in my teeth
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@Casey
Use normal SMS and let everyone complain about "green text" like a child + make them download Google Duo if they're that desperate to see your face on camera 🤷🏻♂️ gotten me by for years
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Craigslist car shopping be like:
***2003 HONDA CIVIC LOW MILES***
ONLY $12
PROS:
- oil changed every 5 miles
- new all-season tires
- alternator replaced Christmas 2012
- headlights wink at cute girls so you don't have to
CONS:
- no engine (will need)
- only goes backwards
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Twitter is crazy bcuz this is how I found out about her verdict
How they boutta find Ghislaine Maxwell in her cell after that verdict
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Kids shouldn't be allowed to have phones purely for the fact that they look way too large in their pathetic little hands
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO
My manager checking his email on a Saturday afternoon seeing that I've applied to 13 different job openings across 5 different states
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In less than an hour the entire population of URI is gonna be tearing through campus yelling "F** THE RAMS!'
The irony
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Alright? Happy Easter to you too?
Fact: Asia and Africa are responsible for 90% of all plastics in our world's oceans
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Kid really just posted two pictures of Idris and didn't think we'd notice 🙄
A lot of people have been telling me I look like Idris Elba, what do you guys think?
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Had a wonderful time being able to get up close and personal to
@docm77
today on the new RespawnNetwork server!
http://t.co/NwLkG1UTlY
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True fact: graduation was supposed to be June 10th but they moved it because of Magic Mike Live
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They know more about RI than 90% of the country
This not the type of attention i thought we’d be getting 😂
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One time I got dared to ask her if she had a twin, so I did and she called me "fuckin stupid" in front of the class 😓
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Mr. Chun just pretended to tear out my heart, take a bite out of it, be disgusted by the taste, then put it back into me. Happy graduation
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Senior prank: replace every capital "i" in your college essay with a lowercase "L" and see if you still get accepted anywhere
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Street not plowed, brakes frozen, parking lot not plowed, my friend got HIT, the snow is getting WORSE, and WE DIDN'T EVEN GET A DELAY
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"It's no longer about education, it's about graduation"
-me to me for the next 68 days
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Happy 12 week anniversary to this girl right here. Can't imagine the last three months without you 💖💖💖💖💖💖
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1 hour only feels like 60 minutes when you're with the right person 😍🥰🥰🥰😍🥰
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My one prom tweet: I crashed another school's prom and between Mr. Kelly, Mr. Flynn, and a security guard, MATTHEW RODOLEWICZ caught me
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The principal watching the "good kids" at any high school dance
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Mannnnn I got so excited when I woke up and saw URI classes were cancelled. Forgot I didn't go there anymore 😭😭😭
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"moving on from high school" is hitting up people you barely ever see anymore just to ask for pics of Ms Hensler
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WHOSE MANS ADDED THEIR DRIVERS LICENSE TO THE T-MOBILE STORE PICTURES
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@bigcontentguy
Personally I am tackling this issue double-handedly but you do what you must 🫡
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Imagine you're just trying to take a quick piss in some dirty NYC bathroom and this thing kicks the door down and super soakers ur ass
These robots were designed to work with cleaning teams via
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A year ago today I was unemployed, broke as shit, and owned a Tesla. Fast-forward to today and I'm fully employed, tons saved up, and don't own a Tesla. I don't know where I'm going with this. It's my birthday
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Shhhhhhhhhhhh let them have this
3 RI high schools are closed today due to cold weather. Average age of those buildings is 64 years. 3700 kids at home. Lets fix our schools!
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If you blindfolded me and dropped me anywhere in Western Cranston I'd swear on my life that you brought me to North Carolina
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😔😔😔
@alex_norberg
Remember that time in high school when a bunch of kids got pertussis?? How tf did we all get whooping cough? Like I was vaccinated and everything but it was full 1800s in the halls of cranston east and no one was like gee. That’s odd. ?
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Honey, YOU'RE barely alive and working
This is Rita Lowe. She’s 67 and wearing her own handmade Trump t-shirt. She said she is very excited to see Trump and might give him a kiss but doesn’t want to make Melania jealous.
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Respect a woman
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"Who's this guy that liked my tweet? Never heard of him"
"Lol imagine if it's the movie director or something"
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Grew up w/ an abortion clinic at the end of my street, where 4 days a week for 18 years of my life, they'd protest with signs and pictures of dismembered CHILDREN. Like, INFANTS with their arms/legs cut off. You will never convince me that anti-abortion folk know what abortion is
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Surprise surprise my "one size fits all" cap for graduation doesn't stretch over my fucking dimmadome of a cranium
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*at Chipotle*
"That girl in the pink sweater to our left lost her virginity to my friends cousin after his uncle's funeral. They met at the funeral"
#RHODEISLAND
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We irritating 🙊🙊
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Her: fuck ya life bing bong!!! 😂😂😂
Me: *desperate for a crumb of pussy*
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Japanese forces line the shore awaiting American invasion (1945, colorized)
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PSA if you've got Spotify premium rn you can get a free Google home mini
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YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM
The X logo has officially been placed on the former Twitter building.
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When you're running on minimal sleep but still trying to have a good time
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SAT checklist:
Two No. 2 pencils: ✅
An approved calculator: ✅
Admission form and photo ID: ✅
Snack and water: ✅
Enough gas to get me home:❌
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Good luck today seniors, get out there and bust a nut!!! 😉😉😜😜🙊🙊
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Cackling Kamala was RIGHT there oh he's stressed stressed
I think laughing Kamala is the first true piece of evidence that he’s slipping. 2016 Trump would’ve had a nickname that resonated. Not the same dude anymore.
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"cooperate"
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Go tf to bed
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Had to drive past these kinds of people every day growing up since there was an abortion clinic on the end of my street. dad would give these people HELL if they even THOUGHT about trying to speak to us. And how u gonna stand outside for 5 hours every morning get a job
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Dude in the changing room just sneezed so I said bless you and he goes "thank you, thank you very much" ok Elvis shut the fuck up 😒😒😒
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How long r you all gonna keep retweeting the same vines from different compilations
We get it
He's 19
And he never fuckin learned how to read
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Dumb ass fly just tried to fly at ME in MY own room HA like I'm in full moth mode long story short he wasn't ready for these hands
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Scurry in a hurry cmon guys
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Pics from this night are the only decent pictures I have of myself from the past 5 years so it ends up being my photo submission to everything. Could be worse
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@htetaylor
promposed to me in front of Magic Kingdom even though I said I'd go to prom with her already. What a day
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It takes a special kind of idiot to accidentally run a redlight from a standstill and that idiot is me
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21 Savage
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