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Rober Rabbit, Lola Bunny, Pepe and Penelope, and Banjo and Kazooie done at Designercon
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Vigorously, she pulled from the iron grip of love and proceeded to pummel the salacious stinker into a stack of ripples and broken joints. Tel est l'amour!
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Collab with @wretneck done at #designercon in Las Vegas.Lines: @scribblsnbits .Colors: @wretneck .#LolaBunny and #BanjoandKazooie
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Stalking the darkest alley ways of the American urban landscape, the lycanthrope unleashed his unsatiated desires. Target: avocado toast.
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The house of pigs was too much to bear. Hunger overwhelmed him to the point of exertion. So he huffed and puffed, taking two houses along with the occupants. As for the last one he came to, he had a different idea. Grabbing a pack of plastic explosives, he prepared the 3rd spit.
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That fateful day, an unlikely gentleman was levied a curse. The transmorgrification was horrific; each mutation stabbing him with unbridled pain. It was only after the final phase did he realize the error in abusing his neighbor's great dane.
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The court reverbed with the pattering of feet and the thumping of inflated cured rubber. But the additional sounds weren't human. Barks, yipes and leporid clucks pitched as they came and went. In one fell swoop, the female hare outwitted the shepherd and her mate. A rimmer. Goal!
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Yet, despite the ravenous beatings and fractures to his skull, Pepe remained as determined as ever to let the id deep inside his amygdala take control of his impulses.
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"I em irreeztable. no?".The mephitid swain lazed before Penelope, overconfident in his sense of animal magnetism. His crusade, however, required ample sacrifce. to both his soul and the tuft of fur resting atop his scalp. #PepeLePew #LooneyTunes #skunk #WarnerBros #cartoon
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"Lllet me tell ya somethin', lad. There ain't nothin' more AMERICAN than an eagle standin' on his talons an' talkin' to you like this!"
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After raiding the charity bin just beyond the convenient store parking lot, a particularly goofy great dane ran through the streets clad in random raiment. He was mistaken for one of the local urchins found panhandling along the main avenue.
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The giant bear reared up in craven panic, unable to realize the proportional disparities in his favor. Even the rabbit often puzzled over the timid creature's failure in discerning physical law.
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A sudden flash of licentious impulse overwhelmed the Franco-phony skunk. Even a cat was unable to escape the crosshairs of his raging libido no matter how vigorously she pushed and shoved. The only thing she would curse more was that damn iris winking out the next scene.
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"Ah say. Ah say I gotta motah mouth---I, uh. gotta lot I need t' say, that is!"
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Tables turn for the liscentious stinker with a round of patterning feet. However, such a tour-de-force only incites his ever-burning desires.
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Without that puerile skunk around, Penelope filled in the void and eyed the cat of a similar palette. Sylvester, recognizing the flurry of hearts oozing and popping away, knew he was in a heap of trouble. It wouldn't be long before he was bound for that inevitable heart attack.
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The saga of tainted love continues. Prayers are welcome.
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The rooster grabbed his guitar and broke into "Camptown Races," but skimped on the lyrics outside of the chorus. Commission for @Swordtee40
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The cry of distress penetrated the air. An unsuspecting man dodged into an ally, reared back and leaped into a hair-raising tranformation. Within seconds, human flesh bristled into an orange limned pelt, unleashing an animated fury unmatched by enemy forces. The watershed moment!
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Pepé, in a rare private moment with a curious courter, provided a modicum of advise on the landmines buried everywhere on the battlefields of love.
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Aghast, Penelope writhed in terror at that fortuitous stroke of paint casting her as a mustelid once again. The rest was at the mercy of another another's pheromones.
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"Ah sae. ah sae. that's some mighty muscle ya got there, lady!"
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The coyote: limber, coy, and ever -hungry. The sheepdog: brave, loyal, and ever vigilant. The result: two sets of knuckles cracking over a predator whose stature couldn't compete.
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"Look, mac," the hare remonstrated the raccoon as he nonchalantly chewed his carrot. "You ain't gonna change a crazy duck dat's got no impulse control. Jus' step aside and I'll handle dis." .'I wonder, though," he mused to himself. "Should I let 'im live?'
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She was ecstatic; her impulses compromised. Barreling down the crowded concourse, the little wolf thrusted herself before her hero and vehemently proferred her bulbous paw. The spunky collie, startled at first, smiled and gladly shook her affictionado's hand.
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Was it the wolf's negative counterpart, popping from the shadow realm, or did the wolf unknowingly stumble into the shadow realm? In hindsight, the way that mirror rippled at the corners did look rather funny.
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The jamboree continued. The garret was awash in catnip as the fat cat thumped away on the double bass pulsing through the festive night.
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"Oh! It's you, thankfully. I wasn't in the mood to contend with a predator. Now, come on, jump into my pouch, and I'll show you the outback."
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"Smile for the camera!" the plucky rabbit ebulliently stated. "Wait," the duck added with noticeable consternation. "Who's taking the picture?"."Good question. Just take it for granted."
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"I can zee them eh mile away. Jess show them those flowas, an they will come running!".The raccoon cocked his brow. "Toward me or away from me?"
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"Ah seh. ah seh. great balls oh fiah!"
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There was malice in the air, yet Claude was unsuspecting. The culprits, using various disguises, availed his harmless demeanor, taunting the poor cat until he was thrown into a fit of hysteria of repeatedly flapping his lip while uttering incoherencies.
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Some lemur sketches done at Designercon
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"Loping through the edge of town during the midnight hour, the wolf, hopping on all fours and donning a vest and a pair of shorts, blends into pedestrian life hoping a stray lamp doesn't break his incognito."
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"Father!" Junior shouted. "He's in here! He's in here!"."Juth keep lookin' for that mouth, Junior. You're bound t' catch 'im.".Sylvester leaned over his son, staring into that hole, ready to pounce. But after half an hour, they gave up, resorting back to chasing canaries.
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"It's mine. all mine!" The portly rat cried in a state of ague. "Roquefort too!" And he took a long sniff that fired all his neurotransmitters out of their synapses.
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"Where did you bury the bone?" The plucky runt sneered at the bigger malamute. "That look in your eyes betrays your guilt. Now dig!"
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Shyness is no excuse. Just stick your paw out as if you're about to gesticulate and utter the first word that comes to your febrile mind! Either you'll court your female counterpart or she'll clear the room faster than you can shake a lamb's tail.
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Testosterone blew threw the roof. The skunk's dopamine levels conquered his will, and throwing down the gauntlet, he chased the first soul he set eyes upon, leaving a trail of hearts and a deep gully of sand along the Pacific shore line.
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'Just do what the man says,' the little raccoon sighed. Tapping in the launch code, the rocket slinked back and disappeared in a fiery plume. The raccoon hooded his eyes, watching a column of smoke rise into the sky. 'He never caught that roadrunner. Did he?' And he walked OOS.
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Don't underestimate the ball of floof!
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"I've been subjected to their gabbling all day," the burly mongrel grumbled, "enough to drive the humblest of dogs into a fit of canine distemper!".Yet, the campaign droned on to the obsequious grins of the acolytes.
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Even God loves rabbits! Happy Easter, everyone!
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Hey, @Joshdraws07, here's my contribution to #SecretSanta. I didn't know who you wanted, but I noticed you're a Sonic fan. Neither character is really on-model, but I had a lot of fun drawing them nonetheless. :D
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"You sure this'll work?" Walter barely managed to keep up with Frank. "Don't be silly. Those manacles'll fool anybody!"."Including the police?"."No. Your dim-witted daughter! Of course, the police!"."Then why's that siren getting louder?"."Just shut up and run!"
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Flaunting came at a cost. The pole yanked the ceiling, and the venue came crumbling down. The owners withheld all refunds, but the cost of repairs outmatched any funds they could squeeze from their angry customers. They filed for chapter 11, instead.
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Flouncing and flailing, the cryptoleme was itching for a fight. The opponent? A post-chimp who indicted himself by default when boasting evolutionary monopoly over the human race. The cryptoleme was not exactly oblivious to humanity's self-imposed immolation.
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You can run, pussycat, but hiding always enhances that skunk's power of teleportation!
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Composed and all too confident, the hawk saw an easy target to supplement his morning peck of worms. It was a delicious way to shut this little bugger up too.
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"Hey, Burt!" Hubie cried to his counterpart. "Look what we have hea!"."Yeah, Hubie! Yeah!" Burtie replied, frenetically nodding. "He's a scaredy cat!" He broke into a scoffing chortle at the quavering Claude.
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"There you are!".The words after an arduous search bellowed from the cat on impulse. From then on, a long tract of euphoria kept him sated during the night's jamboree.
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As the war raged on, the dearth in human recruitment could only have been met by a new breed of soldiers, interstellar patriots who transcended zoological boundaries! . For @tachiweasel What a pleasure it was to draw such a great character!
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"Say, Jack, what's cookin' tonight! Lemme tell ya 'bout a tree I wanna sell ya. It's a beaut! Yer ultimate dream home! And it's right there under that bridge."
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Despite the oblique ascension from the weight of his wing, the patriotic little bat managed to flutter his way above the trees and pay a flighty homage to God, country, and the Constitution. He wishes you the happiest Independence Day. Stay free!
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How high can I pitch that note that every human beneath these rickety rafters will hear my song? I suppose we shall find out.
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Hit that groove, lit'l woodchuck!.Dance! Dance! Dance! .Scamper to the left. Scuttle to the right. Hoppin' on all fours. Send that owl back into the night!
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"I've noticed," Sighter began, unbeknownst to his immediate surroundings, "the protein structures of this Eridian plant rivals the complexity of ours.".Indeed, the plant had more than enough words to confirm the assay.
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"Let me tell you that time we were cast ashore on the Isle of Skulls. It was just the five of us, when a tribe of cannibals waged an ambush as soon as we braved the rocks and plodded into the jungle. There we were, tied up and stuck in a boiling pot, peeled vegetables and all.
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"The hyenas! They come!! Fashion thy weapons! Brandish thy swords! Prepare thyselves! For the Pride of the Lion has risen!"
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"Hold that dial! Now, hit the floor, stretch those limbs, bend those joints, and flail away up the boughs, flouncin' through the canopies to the tune of ol' time radio!" .
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Fumbling for insects, the aye-aye heard a rustle in the foliage. Inspecting who it was, he found himself shrieking before taking a tumble and blacking out. A black-and-white-ruffed lemur popped out of the tree, sniggering as he held the phoney head of a fossa. What a prankster!
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"Listen, bud," the raccoon said, "I got this can. But I know where you can find all the scraps your heart desires. See that abortion clinic?"
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Your choice: fencing or hockey.
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The desert rover: the common name coined by Terran colonists on the new settlement world Ra during the first human diaspora. While extracting ores for new armories and munitions plants, a drill operator noticed one of the canicular barbarians trudging over a hill across a gorge.
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The rhythm. the hypnosis. Even ducks are hooked!
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"Ah seh, ah seh, ah seh ah neva woulda gessed you'd go and date a scallay-wag like me!". Yet, the big happy rooster surrendered to his impulses and. the rest was irised out with the emblematic reverse cue.
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The quintescence of the cat's meow. Now, if only he revealed the breed he happens to be.
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EXISTENTIAL DILEMMA ON A BACKWATER RANCH
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The raccoon, futiley tempering the waters of uncertainty, realized his mistake in attempting to assuage the importunities of the mutant skunk. The result was a series of abrasions in his nasal cavity.
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"He's rabid, mac! Better get out the ol' Winchester." ."Hey, Jim, I hate ta break it to ya, but I think he's just plumb nuts. A goofball. Like he's outta one o' them cartoons."."What's the difference?" 'Click-click.'
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Stand strong, for times are rough. In the bastion of absurdity, comes the light of the rational, the spiritual, and the innovative. Even in the midst of the storm, there is shelter to be found. Without our faith and creative means, we yield to barbarians and fall to their sword.
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"How many times do I have to reiterate? My hands are as pliable as any other," said the furry white bat as he attempted to twist the cap off the bottle of gin.
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"Jackson's my name. Armadillo's my game! Though, the game is kind of rigged due to complications.".It was hard to explain his status as a cryptid, and resorted to his closest genetic ancestor rather than ascribing some off-the-cuff neologism or portmanteau.
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"Reasons! Reasons! The creature didn't need reasons, only motivated sentiment!"
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No one understood their lasting friendship, suspecting they would see the last of the koala's orange hairs sucked into his best friend's puckered lips with eyes innocently looking askance. Time proved them wrong again and again, yet they obstinately stuck to their presumptions.
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Sorry to bother y'all at this time, but I was wondering if anyone out there was interested in a commission. Things are a little tight, so we're hoping to round the edges off a bit, so to speak.
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The arboreal scape rushes past, each limb coming with a bounce as the critter finds purchase and springs through the treetops in his sprightly decorum. A mate had entered his life at last!
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Content and filled with endless aplomb, he lazed about the corner, intermittently wagging his tail. At 5PM sharp, the deli delivered. Pounds and pounds of of meat were wasted, wantonly tossed into the dumpster. But the cat thought otherwise. One's waste was another's blessing.
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This coming week, I'll be sharing a table at Designercon in Las Vegas! I'll be selling stickers of these crazy characters, plus prints of various drawings. I'm also available for commissions, but sketches! I'll see you there!
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Like a spectral fluff zipping through the house, the elusive little fennec flounced his way into the kitchen, atop a refridgerator, and patiently waited to surprise the unwary rummagers in search of a late night snack.
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Merry Christmas! And may the new year be full of blessings! This red-roughed lemur here seems to think so.
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The lemur's acrobatic skills came in handy to the warden as he slowly descended in his ship. "I could use these creatures for the ground offensive on Tarsoch-7," he strategically mused. "They'll be pivotal in tipping the balance!".Leaning back, he bellowed diabolically.
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Bored, the pandur climbed up to the sill, crouched down into a lounging sulk, and contemplated. The frame of the window starkly contrasted with the gnarled elegance of trees through which his ancestors cavorted.
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"Always content with that lolling tongue of his, every curio he spots fulfills his day, leaving behind a drooling mess as evidence he happily passed on by."
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The kitten frolicked up to a puddle casting his reflection. Crouching down, he stared at his own face. Thinking it another world, he reached with his paw, yowled, and sprung back several feet. Water, it turns out, became the barrier by which no cat could enter new dimensions.
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"That blasted tanner was around here somewhere," the crocodile groused, unequivocally certain he would never be the one turned into luggage.
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"Ah se, ah se. see that meteor up there? That's, ah se, that's that blasted dawg who been given' me a hard time, that is!".Within seconds, the trail of light reached its peak and blossomed into a fiery flower.
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Sugar rush? The price for door-to-door handouts. Happy Halloween!
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Romance in motion! Two anthrotidae swing through the jungles in the forest of a thousand wishes. The first wish of any observing straight man would be to wake up from their wide-awake nightmare.
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