the koopalings all have moms, and coincidence: they're all smoking hot ❤️‍🔥

RT @Sori0414: 🐷💛

lilu dallas 🍜 multiclass 🎲

RT @NapSinner: inside you are two hamsters

RT @MooNCheez3:

@Crystalcheese07 jesus, do i just have to watch all my favorite artists get hacked by conservative tech worshippers until there’s nobody left? is that the endgame? christ.

didn't truly capture it in this one, but there's something about the way the Little Lips HUG the big fat Cum Pipe in a classic Dorsal Mating Orientation. it really gets me. 💙

the entire SCREWBONES body of work is fundamentally about one thing, and my only true career goal that one or two of ya truly Get It once in awhile. 💕🥰💕

@noirchaton4 crowned with the dum dum hat and made to sit in the corner 😔

@TheFayeLockwood from a mossy-backed pacific northwesterner, may all the gods speed you on your way 🌧️🌈🌧️

@TinStarSP great character! best of fortune! :D

RT @screwbones: Warm Up Round (2025)

fun fact: there is literally no cap on the number of different ways to say "I LOVE YOU" with your body. you'll never run out. 💌

@CinnSlurpsSoda @IggyIsz there's only one way to answer that question! 🥄🎂🍴

@MythiiLewdii that belly, that fupa, yes please x 10,000 😍

@VixxtQ yes. good lord.

@GlANTWlFE that's some TOPOGRAPHY right there.

@DoziGhost absolutely, especially that "report to my chambers every morning" business 💘

@imaaahorny it's wild, i almost *respect* it lol. like, "warning: this pornography contains sexual pleasure." 😂

@HeyCallMeMariel nice work with the chromatic organization!