@pilatesdeer Ok not actually but for the right person… 👀

@bonniehvnt Haha thank you Bonnie. I was perhaps using my replies for a little catharsis…

@mygirlystuff1 Well the problem is that I screwed it up.

@sillygoofball22 It’s ok. I don’t feel anything anymore.

@pilatesdeer I need to find a pit of lava

@NeonMoonAngel My spirit strains on as my body disintegrates.

@sadgirlyboss maybe I’ll just die

@andrsmntlvn Not yet. I’m going to try and recover the ball next week.

@J_B_Sears There seem to be a lot of hot catholics, respectfully

@J_B_Sears poke

@sadgirlyboss When I got home from church this morning I sat listlessly on my front porch watching the world scroll by. Was completely empty.

I’m so done with checking if a door is unlocked or not. Just gonna be putting my key in right from the rip and turning. So what if the door is unlocked, only saves me a mere moment of time to know that.

@daniel_14_mh Maybe china should apologize then. 🤔

Every rep of bench press I do at the gym will echo in my lineage for millennia. And is also a sweet offering to my ancestors.

@NeonMoonAngel A nasty curse you’re casting here.

Impulse purchase of seersucker pants. Going to burn this summer to the ground.

I don't know what shrub this is in my backyard but its seeds look like teeny tiny Christmas lights.