As always, @ErikaMailman is right...

Flying today. Airport TVs on sports

Just took @SFBART -Broken escalator -Metal work on platform shooting sparks on passengers -Train filled with people sleeping -Conductor tells me to move to next car because doors will no longer open there -Doors I must open say do not open -Emerge to open air drug market

SF MUNI subway no trains. When I asked an employee if things are really broken, he was offended. It’s not broken! Just not working @DanielLurie @SFMTA_Muni

Most inappropriate game of “Where’s Waldo?” ever

It's illegal to wear high heels in Carmel? Who knew? @timeout

New addition to #SF's "in memoriam" wall at 18th and Castro. “It is with profound sadness that we, roughly half the population, announce the death of the United States, in the early morning hours of November 6, 2024.” Read the whole letter...

Right now: Standoff in the #SF Castro. Police, “Come out with your hands up.” 16th at Castro.

The can is thick and twice the length of a normal can. Arizona tea knew, right?

No more turnstile jumping on @SFBART?

Tonight is the bigly event. It will be YUGE. Join me for world premiere of the Castro Writers' Cooperative's ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, DONALD at 6:30pm at the Drawing Room Annex, 599 Valencia. Part of @litcrawl, the raucus finale night of @Litquake .

Amazing coverage from @timeout about @Litquake's literary pub crawl. Expect lots of laugh's from the world premiere of ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, DONALD. Free. Saturday 6:30pm 599 Valencia

Did you feel it? @Litquake shakes up SF. @MLNow has an excellent preview of this weekend's raucous Lit Crawl in the Mission. FREE shows in cool places throughout the neighborhood.

World premiere (and only performance) at @Litquake this Saturday night!

Headline worthy of an SF news org in today's @sfstandard "It’s raining seamen: Where to party with the sailors this Fleet Week"

@SFMTA_Muni What will come first?

Funny @sfstandard headline. If there's going to be no moaning, what's the point?