Started a new office job and forgot how much I hate office culture. I’m milliseconds away from quitting and becoming a gogo dancer. I have the uniform already.

Just a guy and a mirror

RT @scorpio_king_: We eatin’ in Texas

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Selling ass for Beyoncé tix hmu 😜

RT @scorpio_king_: very demure, very mindful

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It’s 20° outside and this is what I choose to wear around my place 🤷🏼‍♂️

No work today activities

My uniform

Come get warm

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RT @scorpio_king_: Back home, working remote 👨‍💻

I’ll be here for the rest of the year 😴

RT @scorpio_king_: Legsfuhdays

RT @scorpio_king_: in need of back rubs

RT @scorpio_king_: 🏳️‍🌈

We eatin’ in Texas

RT @scorpio_king_: Just waiting to be used

Back when I thought I was a model 😂 Happy holidays yall

Trying to decide if I should bring this pandemic beard back