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With the chaos of infinite collisions of subatomic particles, eventually the vast randomness inevitably leads to serendipitous order.
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Robert DeNiro is not looking for a job in the white house.
He's not trying to get attention from the president...he might not even know or like him.
He's not looking for money.
He's not worried about blackmail.
Mr DeNiro is speaking out because he cares about his country.
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Texas governor Greg Abbott waits until half a million acres burn before declaring emergency with zero containment and no national guard deployment. He's good for nothing.
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I should have known that the Epstein/Katie Johnson stuff was coming out because the bot accounts have been going crazy for the last month with pedophile shit to protect the orange felon. That's how we know it's true.
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People need to remember that women used to be denied bank accounts, credit cards, and non secretarial jobs as recently as the seventies. Research it. Dealerships still ask women where their husbands are...don't let the gop bring this shit back. Vote blue.
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Most people don't realize the damage that the orange moron did to our reputation with the rest of the world. They think that we're stupid now. It'll take decades to fix this. It's goddamned humiliating. We need to reject and imprison his fat, orange, criminal ass.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
I'm pretty sure that strippers don't come to your house unless there's a bachelor party and even then not after 11 or 12. It's more likely that she was a prostitute. Republicans always lie.
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If Hunter Biden used his father's name for personal gain, then Ivanka, junior, Eric, and Kushner did the same by a factor of ten.
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Anyone who thinks that Cassidy Hutchison would lie so that she can receive death threats, intimidation, ostracism, and expulsion from gop circles needs to have their heads examined.
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As 80,000 + people are evacuated from Kabul without a single injury and the media tries to frame it as a disaster, it's becoming increasingly clear that this is one of the most successful missions we've ever done. This is an absolute win for Biden.
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Jack Dorsey was running Twitter responsibly, paying employees to comb through millions of tweets to find hate speech or dangerous inciting lies, and I guess we didn't appreciate how good we had it. Thank you Jack...you didn't have to, but you did the right thing, anyway.
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I just listened to Joe Biden for an hour, and I'm telling all of you Democrat donors...the second that president Kamala Harris gets sworn in, you all need to start building the grandest Joe Biden library in appreciation of everything he has done for us. His mind is fine.
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Keep in mind ladies, when fashion magazines tell you you need to be thinner, the articles are not written by heterosexual men. Curves good.
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The fact that every gop politician, save a couple, vacated Washington DC today tells us everything we need to know about them.
Spineless feckless worms.
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I have vacationed in Florida more times than I can count, but the behavior and choice of political leaders there has turned me off to the idea of visiting.
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I'm not making assumptions or suggesting anything nefarious, but I would like to know how the trading card and packaging is already manufactured less than twenty hours after the event even happened.
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Every ludicrous moment that this gop leadership clown show continues, Nancy Pelosi rises in legacy and greatness. It's like Ronald McDonald succeeding Abraham Lincoln.
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Fine line between genius and insanity....I walk that line everyday, motherfucker.
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When we vote for Democrats, we're not voting for woke bullshit or drag shows or any other crap on fox news...we're voting for responsible leadership. There's nothing wrong with conservatism, but the ridiculous, irrational, radical crap coming out of the right is not acceptable.
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Your avi is just an aesthetic representation of your visual self......the real you is in your tweets....
......I see you.
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Guys, yeah, we think we are sexually adventurous and kinky until we fuck that girl who fingers our assholes....
....then there are rules.
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Congratulations Wyoming, you got yourselves an insufferable, orange ass kissing clown. Enjoy.
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Stress: The confusion created when the mind overrides the body's desire to choke the shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.
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I never thought it would be possible to squeeze an entire ass into a helmet.
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If Hillary won in 2016, she would have left the Wuhan CDC taskforce in place, none of this would have happened, and about a million people worldwide would still be alive. Just saying.
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Laura Ingraham is a fucking moron. People who are high on marijuana will only murder a bag of Doritos. And pizza. And ice cream.
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MSNBC should consider putting that Rachel Maddow on more than one night a week. She's going places.
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You fucking fox news watching idiots...I've got news for you. You are not America. You're what's wrong with America. Just because you have a grudge against the government doesn't give you the right to overthrow it. I toured Europe when I was 22,and home is the best place on earth
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Tylenol...liver damage
Advil....stomach upset
Aspirin....internal bleeding
Alcohol....liver damage
Weed....munchies
Choose wisely.
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If Barack Obama released a statement that he made a hole in one during a golf game, the media would have ridiculed him for a week. They need to stop propping up the orange pig monster.
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I think I'm starting to understand how crime works. Just like banks do, if you have a lot of money they give you more, but if you have less than five hundred they charge fees. If you steal a few thousand dollars the police arrest you quickly, but if you steal millions, nothing.
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I'm not a constitutional lawyer, and I don't need to be, to know that the second amendment doesn't mean that I can own a javelin missile launcher while living near an airport. Don't try to blow sunshine up my ass by claiming that the 2nd amendment protects ownership of ar15's.
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After all we've seen this week, anyone who voted for gop house candidates is an absolute idiot. The gop is clearly an embarrassing disaster, and anyone who can't see that wants to just burn the country to the ground.
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Every once in a while, you have to ask yourself.....Am I the asshole?
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I don't think anyone voted for cutting social security and Medicare or adding a 30% sales tax on everything. I'm pretty sure that nobody wants that. Idiots.
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Stress kills, people....sometimes you need to let go of the wheel because control is an illusion.
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Let's hear it for Pete Buttigieg who has been going on fox news so that the fox viewers can hear about things that aren't discussed on that channel. He's doing a great job. Thanks Pete.
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The gop just woke a sleeping giant. Get ready for the boom. We've just begun to fight. I'm ready...are you?
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Always take life with a grain of salt....
....and a slice of lime....
.....and a shot of Tequila.
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Teachers jumped in front of children to take the bullets while cops waited outside just like gop congressmen waiting for the outrage to blow over. The gop doesn't get to tell teachers what is best for children anymore. Vote blue.
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So now we know that it was Rudy Giuliani who was behind this entire scheme to overturn the election...except, it was not. It's that fat, orange fucking asshole because he knows how to convince everyone to do his crimes for him. Remember Michael Cohen.
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We spend the first two years teaching kids how to walk and talk, and then the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
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In Texas it's easier to buy a gun than a dildo.
Dildoes...Texas has a problem with dildoes.
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Normally I don't like to insult or criticize anyone on Twitter, but if you voted for Lauren Boebert, you are too stupid to even know you're stupid...just like her. Sorry.
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We'll need to retake the house in order to fix the border...vote blue to remove the useless magat gop.
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Just for a minute, think about how twisted our reality is. We've seen a porn actress show more moral propriety and decency than an ex president, who has 80+ indictments against him, and the majority of the religious right supports him. It's breathtakingly bizarre.
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While I'm interested in what was in those 15 boxes of classified material found at Marolago, I'm more interested in boxes that were sent there and weren't found.
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America is a mixture of diverse cultures. If you don't love this about America then you don't love America.
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If Nancy Pelosi handed congressional evidence to a news agency, there would be outrage.
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For those people who say frick or beep instead of fuck....guess what? You're saying fuck. It's the intent, motherfuckers!
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I choose not to feel guilt. Why should I accept someone else&
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;s morality? People should find out what they are and be that.
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When the gop voted against the gas prices gouging bill, on that day, prices went from $4.85 to $5.15 right after the vote even though barrels were dropping in price. Oil companies reacted to support from the right. The gun culture does the same thing.
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Not that Tucker Carlson isn't an idiot already, but infrared light doesn't tan anything, only ultraviolet light causes skin to tan. He's probably scratching his head wondering why three hours waving his junk across a red light isn't doing anything. Moron.
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The cognitive dissonance of the right caused by the peer pressure and stupidity is stronger than drug addiction. Even when confronted by overwhelming reason and logic, they won't let go of their ridiculous senseless beliefs about their party line. It's pointless to argue.
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Let's be realistic...evangelical gop magats would reject the second coming of Jesus Christ if he were a Democrat and elect Satan president if he were gop.
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Anyone can insult or retaliate, but when someone can smile quietly in the wake of an insult, he or she makes a fool out of the mental midget
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This is the first mass shooting I've ever seen where people didn't run when the shooting occurred, they recorded with their smartphones.
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This is Ukraine's liberty or death moment. They remember authoritarian rule, and they would rather die than go back. We need to really understand this because many of us don't know what that is like.
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The gop lie about voting suppression in many red states. When red states provide only one location for 600,000 people to vote where only 60,000 can vote if they wait in line for 10 hours, this is absolutely voter suppression. Assholes.
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I refuse to waste one more minute of my time trying to argue logic or truth with ignorant maga assholes who just want America to burn. No more sympathy, benefit of the doubt, understanding, or tolerance. Owning libs is not worth civil war, assholes.
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Maybe the reason why Hunter Biden left the house floor when Marjorie Taylor Greene started speaking is because the last presentation she made included nude photos of him. Classless cow bitch. Get rid of bad rubbish. Vote blue.
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The insufferable NRA sycophants who refuse to ban assault rifles but want to offer thoughts and prayers for the children who died today have massive security protecting their kids' schools. Save it for the kids who have to go to school tomorrow. Prayers won't help today's kids.
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Ilhan Omar...remove me from my post on the Foreign affairs committee and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. I think that the house gop has just stepped into a hornet's nest. Dumbasses.
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Last night's sotu the gop looked like drunk soccer hooligans at an opera.
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Biden waited a year during which he tried everything else, finally deciding to kick the orange clown in his big fat ass. Nice.
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Now that we know that orange hogzilla hates being called a pussy ass bitch...I'm just getting warmed up and working out my twitchy Twitter finger.
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The fact that Mike Johnson and the maga gop are bending over backwards to save the orange felon and Steve Bannon from going to prison while president Biden is putting his only son in prison tells us everything we need to know about who to vote for.
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Sometimes I eat meat without silverware in front of my cat so I can impress her with what an awesome predator I am.
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Vote for Biden because he wants what you want...you don't have to like him. Duh.
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If a person is dumb enough to worship a moron who colors himself orange, that person is dumb enough to pay $100 for an imaginary card depicting said fat, orange moron wearing costumes. Such a person would not be bright enough to realize themselves a sucker. Ignorance is bliss.
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If you watch the interviews with Republicans, you can see the cognitive dissonance in their faces that comes from knowing that they need to do something about these murders, but they took the NRA'S money and sold us out. Just watch them squirm and vote blue to fire them.
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The orange lardass pussy ass bitch called Chrissy Teigen a filthy mouthed woman for using this phrase of three words that he has said publicly many times. What a pussy ass bitch.
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Unfortunately for us heterosexual men, it never seems to rain women.
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If pharmaceutical companies are putting nefarious things into covid19 vaccines, they could just as easily put them in insulin, viagra, aspirin, or anything else. Don't be stupid.
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Now that the mandates have been lifted, flights are like the thunderdome...last passenger alive who makes it to Cleveland wins. Let the games begin.
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Now Mark Meadows has called his own book fake news since the orange lardass doesn't like something in it.
Spineless cowardly turd.
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Don't worry folks, when the jet stream brings the Chinese balloon into Chicago airspace, we will fulfill our patriotic duty to our country...
...and moon that motherfucker.
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I didn't think that Florida governors could get any worse after Rick Scott...boy, was I wrong. Now Rick Scott wants everyone to carry the tax burden for the rich to pay less...um, no.
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People can decide whether or not to get the vaccine, but take a look at your family or loved ones. Imagine a month from now planning their funeral that didn't have to happen if you all got the vaccine today. When it's too late, it's too late. We're all getting covid eventually.
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The point of being house speaker is moot if all the power of the office is surrendered. McCarthy basically maneuvered for the location of his chair and a gavel. Moron.
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He offered dinner...no dinner
He offered a job...no job
He instigated sex...awful
Called her honeybunch...gag
Yeah, she took advantage of him. Not.
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@MysterySolvent
Can you believe Kayleigh mcenany went to Harvard to achieve the level of ethics that she's immersed in now? She'll never get the stink of trump out.
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To be honest, it doesn't matter who runs for president in 2024 on the democratic side. If the orange pig monster is running on the right, I'll vote for the can of goya beans that Ivanka is holding if it's got a D next to it.
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When the information about the documents case in Florida comes out, and it will come out, people will realize that this is not just about stolen documents. This case is about undercover CIA agents being betrayed and murdered because an orange traitorous felon sold them out.
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If I have to hear one more time gop idiots saying that the people elected George Santos. It doesn't count if they didn't know one true thing about him including his real name. Remove his treacherous lying ass. Right. Fucking. Now.
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I actually intended to mock the orange clown about the digital trading cards until I realized that he sold out of selling basically nothing to multitudes for a hundred bucks each. Nicely done...fucking moron.
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If you like Jaime Raskin's bandana/bubushka, you should see his harley parked out back.
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