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your boss is stealing from you! socialist cartoon by Fred Wright, official cartoonist for the United Electrical Workers (one of the only leftist unions to survive the McCarthy purges).
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not a single one of these accounts will utter what this building was. i wonder why?
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lot of liberals really failing to understand that the crimes Israel visits on Gaza will go down in history as one of the worst things people ever did to each other. it will be in textbooks alongside the Congo Free State, the Third Reich, Rape of Nanjing, and others.
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when you have absolutely no coherent beliefs
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@YardzOfLinen
you ask if her name is Juan. if she says no, you say ah, so you must not know me. she’ll go huh? then you say well my name is Juan, and you see it takes Juan to know Juan. but now you know me, and so now we two are Juan. then you gulp her entire drink and leave; she’ll find YOU.
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@guy_freire
what you do is race to grab the chips first, as well as the rest of the chips on the shelf, and begin shoveling them into your mouth. she will say "frito lay called, they're running out of chips" and you respond "oh yeah? well the JERK store called and they're running out of YOU"
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@_coolmathgamer
imagine being a murderer who got away with a heinous crime, sitting down 30 years later and watching a doc about it with your friend who doesn’t know it was you, and your friend says “this is fucking boring” and shuts it off
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i've found myself quite consumed by Gaza. it has felt like nearly every mundane facet of my American life is made out of cardboard, irrelevant, picayune, illegitimate. "business as usual" feels like a sick joke. has anyone else had this experience lately?
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@DailyLibber
that's interesting, because from what i can tell it was a plant owned by UAV Tactical Systems, a subsidiary of arms manufacturer Elbit Systems. are they doing COVID testing by missile?
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to be clear i concede absolutely nothing about this event to you genocide-abetting liars. i am simply commenting on the fact that none of you seem to want to mention what the building was. what motivates this decision? i think it's a highly valid question.
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@commie_trucker
i've seen this guy around. he's disabled which is why he walks like that. he is completely harmless. the way this video has been used to portray him as dangerous is just gross.
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you IOF stans are boring. muting the thread. enjoy your baby killing
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@Vanessa_ABee
i saw Eric Andre at a pro-Palestine rally outside of Schumer's house, where he enthusiastically chanted anti-zionist slogans. the zionists' actions in Gaza have genuinely woken up a lot of people who previously stayed out of the fight. imo we should welcome that.
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lot of zionist cope in my replies. keep at it, scumbags, you will be remembered as well.
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@alexandrasaurus
the biological concept of siblinghood shall not be erased! siblings shall not be silenced!!!
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@jenny2x4
meh. can't moms be frustrated at the lack of reciprocity in their often crappy marriages that they usually can't leave? and vent using comics?
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@ellle_em
lol she should obviously leave, but i just wanted to add that her going to the restaurant herself was hilarious and a pretty based move. good for her.
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the zionists and their useful liberal stooges come here to scoff. but the fact that so many of us feel this way shows how much the world cares about Gaza, and it is precisely why this genocide can only end in the defeat of the entity. Gaza WILL be free. Palestine WILL be free.
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@flglmn
i am so confused by this whole episode that i took the apology as satire until i saw his followup tweets. ridiculous.
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one of the features of yimbyism that rarely gets sufficient attention is the utter contempt they have for tenant advocates. imagine thinking that preventing a poor person's eviction, or forcing their landlord to make repairs, is not a "real job."
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@jenny2x4
idk i think a large quantity of het marriages consist of uneven labor, emotional and otherwise, even where unintentionalz it isn't about the peach so much as it's an issue of us being socialized to not think about other people. in isolation the comic is cringe, of course.
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@katewillett
this is a real masks off moment for a lot of Cali libs, and even though i knew what was underneath, i'm still cringing severely at having to see it
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@equalityAlec
this is so profoundly gross and disappointing. i really did believe that the folks behind Sesame Street were better than this.
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@danablankenhorn
i generally don't decry the crimes of America's enemies, given that it's pointless virtue signalling in service of empire. Russia quite obviously committed horrific, inexcusable crimes in Ukraine. but we fund Israel's slaughter of Gaza.
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@flglmn
it seems like 90% the actual microaggression is just refusing to accept the person's answer ("no where are you REALLY from" e.g.) saying that we can't ask anyone where they're from is truly wild
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liberals demonize communist societies as cruel, socially conservative, monstrous places. patsocs celebrate communist societies as cruel, socially conservative, monstrous places.
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@isaiah_bb
my friend said “hi” to me the other day. but it made me uncomfortable because they know who they’re saying hi to. i’m a jew. why didn’t they say “hi, jew.” the erasure is weird.
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i don't think Drew has had a more depraved era than this one. truly a case study in how despicably nasty and cruel liberals can be.
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feels good when an anti-patsoc slap does numbers. communism will win. :)
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@ImpemboGanecue
>sees replies saying "it's true"
>wonders which part of this situation is true
>googles and discovers that, in fact, every part is true
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@robsborne
@mdotacevedo
v common in evil legal fields. landlord lawyers "practice landlord-tenant law." lawyers who defend companies against discrimination claims are "civil rights lawyers."
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@necrobranson
it was an extremely clever show with an absolutely horrific central message of "it's cringe to care about anything"
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@InfraHaz
the land on which the U.S. sits is a living breathing miracle. imagine being "patriotic" and not caring about preserving it.
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this is Liora Rez, founder of the hate group Stop Antisemitism, which doxes critics of Israel, especially Black, Muslim, and Jewish people. it also targets teenagers, as seen here. if you wish to picket, its headquarters is located at 1146 19th St NW, Washington, D.C. 20036.
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@UnemployedVip
and by the current mess, you mean Israel's wholesale slaughter, destruction, ethnic cleansing, and genocide of Gaza
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@markenson_mark
@GravelInstitute
you retweet far right stuff like Charlie Kirk. i’m trying not to let someone’s politics immediately determine whether everything they say is crap, but here…idk
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@MrsBundrige
“Must be a self-starter” 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
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@maddhombre
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you should not have had to live in a dump of a apartment and nobody else should have to either
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@constans
ah if it isn't yimby's dumbest soldier, coming in hot with a repugnant take. hello again, and goodbye.
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@kimpossiblefact
i always wonder how these people actually see their relationships with their partners. like outside of the discussion around gender and unequal division of domestic labor, do you really want to be in a relationship where saying something nice feels like a concession?
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@nazitracker420
@autopsyofjaneho
@ask_aubry
why are you replying this to everyone lol he was heated and it was a disgusting question and so he swore, there is zero evidence based on his conduct that he is anti-Semitic
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fwiw i'm a small account, the infracels are swarming from discord, and still they're being ratioed in every single exchange in this thread. their influence is pitiful, because their chosen base--white trucker-hatted petty bourgeois males with prole aesthetics--hates them.
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muting because wow, but just reiterating that i will never, ever, ever shut up about this
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Biden is not bombing "the Houthis." the UK is not bombing "the Houthis." they are bombing Yemen.
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every conservative is anti-woke until they're owned, at which point they cry about fake racism like the imaginary college students they constantly talk about
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@EclecticHams
okay so apparently they're unfinished in that photo. they still look pretty dangerous, but at least the design isn't as panic-inducing.
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@commie_sabi
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ouch! cease! lest you ease my pain / confessions you shall not obtain!
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@itslaylas
at CUNY they had a duo of UCs lurking in the back. the guy had an Under Armour jersey shirt, and the woman was blonde, had a Yankees sweater and pre-ripped jeans. they were so conspicuous that they ended up leaving because so many students were filming them and waving hi.
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