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7 months
I MADE IT
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How it feels to return the shopping cart
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White people will walk half a mile to return the shopping cart
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Supporting M*ssi while living in a pro-R*naldo Family CW: Abuse
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Donut 🇵🇸
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Supporting Palest*ne while living in a pro-Isr*el Family CW: Abuse (Please Retweet so I don't get shadowbanned thanks) 1/10 #FreePalestine
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@RilMeniir Rice balkans
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@hayasaka_aryan Literally the boys
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@Mar10der Ask him to play one silver rank up game on dust 2 with 2 russian teammates then he will see
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@tulpapilled Posted by Mehmet from Berlin
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@shootmeeeeeee They actually think "femcels" are real
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@hayasaka_aryan Respect your owner mexican
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@Italian347 If you put a pro sharia muslim in a country with sharia law they will migrate to a non sharia country and try to establish sharia law there
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@a3avd_ Bayern's president was Jewish before the Nuremberg laws and the Nazi goverment forced the club to change its badge. Get your history right.
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@UN333R people are finally noticing hayasaka_aryan is a latinx coal miner
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Follow for more bangers
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@qiqikinnie Never draw again
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@PandaNoComply @TrollFootball Dybale was subbed in specifically to score a penalty against France in the shootout
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@ShortHairCR7 @maxstephh Özil one is real, I am Turkish. Bale was asked the greatest player to win the UCL, not being the best UCL player. Have shame.
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@SuffPaulman I am homeless
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@AlbinoVEVO Yakub???
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@Italian347 He literally dropped the political statement version of a COD clan emblem bros sick like that
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@bisharp624 @tulpapilled No alt account this time sanjeet?
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@AlexandraD38228 @AltHistCody Stop drawing and give up
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@The_Hellenist Hola José, este es tu jefe en la mina de carbón de Bogotá. ¿Puedes dejar de twittear durante el horario laboral o tendré que despedirte?
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@MrE20617337 Enlightened centrism
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you are a grown ass man malding over a meme on twitter
@stopskeletons
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Internet Historian apparently gave a fake birthday as April 20th 1989, you know 100 years exactly after Hitler's birthday because "memes"
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@BadFutbolTakes Anything Trey tweets
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@Newtonowski Adam PAOK'a gitsin abi onlar bizimle kardeş takım
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@JenniferSweets_ @rottewange Maybe its because youre a male so you should order the male version hope this helps
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@obermullahhannu Pop is good actually
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@SB15460 Thomas Müller?
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@ShortHairCR7 @maxstephh Why wouldn't he be allowed to name RM players?
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@TheStarPG @maqwelll But isnt it hilarious to see Italy win the Euros then miss out on the world cup
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🐊Add your name🐊 Big Brainrot🐊
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Do you think homophobia increased a tiny bit because of this thing?
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@tulpapilled If this is all true how come no girls talk to me
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Do you guys remember when I saved a family of 8 from a housefire by myself?
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@kanak_na @NotSoEvilShaman I would prefer to be latinx rather than a jeet
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Update: I am homeless.
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Supporting M*ssi while living in a pro-R*naldo Family CW: Abuse
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@Kara__hap Aynen kanka
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Males commit a majority of these crimes? Purely socio-economic factors.
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@kekoftheday >check his account >its gone
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@honest_maguire1 I will never get more than 5 likes after this on God
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@tulpapilled Communism
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@ywomendeservles She likes the attention, not you
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@Utd_R7 Common Belligol W
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@hayasaka_aryan this dosent happen and femcels arent real
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normal people: mmm maccaroni
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>some
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@Eric_Die_Spinne @Akumabat This is proof that parental figures need to beat their kids sometimes
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@KTurkcelli Post güven vermedi
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Free Palestine from her hunger bruh
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>"based west defender" xitter account >look inside >latinx posting capeshit
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>go to grocery store at night >all I see are happy couples
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@frogclubs How it feels to stub your toe
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@SuperVaulty Even as a muslim I use BC and AD who actually cares about pointless shit like this
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Black women dont look like this
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Average white supremacist’s girlfriend
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Thanks for giving me 5 seconds of internet fame
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I can’t believe my situation has made me content for others to make fun of, laugh at, make parodies, and just bring out the worst in people. It truly displays the depravity of humanity.
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@DonatelloBenito @hayasaka_aryan "Let me send you one Mexican peso it will help your family pay for food for a month"
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"I'v found it officer! The most disgust-ACK"
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I’ve found it officer! The most disgusting dessert/candy in the world! The texture and perfume like taste. It’s Turkish delight 🤢
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@YourFavIsTrans_ Lore accurate
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Retvrn...
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Discord is reportedly rolling out sponsored ads soon Via WSJ
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Ksi in the studio
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KSI is back in the studio 👀
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Can only think of one
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Who do you think will play St. George Floyd in this movie?
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"Yo we finna launch a drone strike on this kurdish village" Fake turkcels who are here from the yusuf dikeç meme:
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@actualkits @BlackYellow I hated this era of Puma, Im happy they grew out of their rubbish template phase
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You forgot the ending
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My honest reaction:
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If your barber isn't at least a little homophobic your cut is gonna be bullshit
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how the fuck do conservatives find being an asshole funny like seriously it's just pronouns and being respectful
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This shit getting serious
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male bee d!es after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee
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@bayhgel Lesbians returning from their honeymoon
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Objectively wrong
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bro is homeless
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>open twitter >"MEDIA LITERACY IS WHEN PEOPLE AGREE WITH MY LIBSHIT VIEWS AND ANYONE WHO DISGAREES IS A NAZI" >"IF YOU LIKE WOMEN YOU'RE GAY" >close twitter
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What does this even mean retard
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Interesting.
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This is the corniest shit of all time
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Football = Game of Rollercoaster A thread 🧵. 1.
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@ShortHairCR7 @maxstephh what does that even mean, he was asked a question and he answered 😭 why are ronaldo fans so salty when former RM players rate messi
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fuck discord
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toilet skibidi
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skibidi toilet
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@Gyatbappe facts, vini is majestic tho
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>keep saying Im gonna learn a new skill >delay it to after whatever Im dealing with right now its never going to end is it
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@hayasaka_aryan Insomniac can avoid this by letting writers make miles say the n word
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@tulpapilled Get off the internet grandpa
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