Schalk Bezuidenhout
@schalkiebez
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comedian, actor, friend, lover, pet
Cape Town City
Joined June 2012
Putting the tan in sultan #kakfancy Oh and by the way we are looking good tonight Dubai! Still a last few tickets available for Abu Dhabi tomorrow night ;) available on @wdubaiminaseyahi
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A quick highlights reel from my Green Day experience! You KNOW it's a good concert when you barely take videos!
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MUSCAT, DUBAI, ABU DHABI ! 🐫🐫🐫 So excited to perform for you all again! My first shows of the year, so I am feeling PUMPED! Here's a little update: 22 Jan (Muscat) - 10 tickets left! 23 Jan - I'm going on a booze cruise around the Marina. Nothing to do with the shows, just wanted to let you know. 24 Jan (Dubai) - quite a few tickets left, but selling FAST 🔥 25 Jan (Abu Dhabi) - also a few tickets left and also selling quick fast! 25 Jan - going for a desert braai with some friends. Always a MUST DO activity for me in Dubai. Once again nothing to do with the shows, just letting you know. Tickets available on
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Always wanted to make one of these. It's more difficult than you think hey! There were two number 12's and no number 15, but I think they cancel each other out! Swazi thank you for getting married so that we could have this weekend!
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This is what the kids call a "thirst trap" (I think). By the way, this is not a sponsored post. I just love Wimpy. Here's my top 5 Wimpy pick up lines: 1. Are you a Wimpy cheesegriller? Because I want you extra. 2. Are you the Wimpy at Harrismith? Because when I'm with you I'm halfway to paradise. 3. Are you a Wimpy Dagwood? Because you're everything and more. 4. Are you a Wimpy milkshake with 100s and 1000s? Because I feel like it's my birthday when I see you. 5. Are you a Wimpy bill? Because you're not cheap, but reasonable.
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UAE tour coming up! 🇦🇪🐪 I'm packing my velcro sandals, my hat and my Aloe Vera aftersun and I'm heading your way: 22 Jan - Oman 24 Jan - Dubai 25 Jan - Abu Dhabi Tickets available on
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Just because I'm on holiday doesn't mean the Comrades training has stopped! Never stop grinding 💪🏼 @thongabeachlodge
#Comrades #training #fitness #inspiration #neversaydie #pullup #fitfam #goals #power
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RT @KKNKfees: @schalkiebez het in 2015 vir die eerste keer ’n Afrikaanse eenmanvertoning by die @KKNKfees aangebied. En in 2025 is dit tien…
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I did A LOT of this in 2024. Just a quick thank you to every. single. person. who came to a live show of mine this year. I live for your laughter ❤️ Here are some pictures from one of my final gigs of the year in Plett, thanks Brad Donald!
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Oh don't mind us... just two cool dudes looking cool and being dudes 🕶 #Otto #godson #godfather #cool #dudes
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Sometimes I just look at British people and I think: "are you serious?" From my show at Clapham Grand, London in October this year.
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RT @daisydorismay: Two more weeks of shows with @schalkiebez @BaxterTheatre! Thanks Schalkie for bringing out Steve AND Häns Off to Cape T…
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RT @BrentJvV: 🎄🎅 Had a blast at Schalk Bezuidenhout’s Krismis Bonanza. The most chaotic comedy show I’ve EVER had the privilege to witness!…
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CAPE TOWN! This is how I feel after opening night last night. I was nervous, because you never know if certain things will work or not. But now I can GUARANTEE you... you. do. not. want. to. miss. this. show. Only basically tickets left for the two 3pm shows - this Saturday and next Saturday! Tickets available 🍆🎅🏼🎄 (those who have seen the show know 😉)
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Thank you @WeBuyCars_SA for always letting us do our crazy ideas 🤣 Thank you Freckle Agency for always pulling it off!
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