Harish Iyengaar
@scaryhairyman
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Corporate Communications Manager at @UbisoftIn 👨💻 Video Games 🎮 Guitar 🎸 Dogs 🐕 Opinions are my own.
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Gonna make a thread of people I want to sit down and have beer with:
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Bangalore needs a connecting flight from the airport to the city.
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A lot of people don't know this but Bangalore has tetra packs of alcohol.
Just thought I'd put this here.
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If you’re a pet owner, be with them every chance you get. Spoil them, give in to their demands, hold them close when they climb into your bed at night, give them all the scritches in the world.
They may share a few years of your life but to them you are their whole life.
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Why should I suffer alone with the most distracting gif ever? Here you go boys...
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My office has a new pupper and I'm dying a little so you guys should die too here you go.
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A big sincere "fuck you" to all of you who sent in complaints.
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Today is a terrible day.
I lost my best friend, first pet and dear brother Monga. He lived a full life of nearly 17 years, baffling dog lovers and veterinarians alike.
A lot of you have met him either in Bombay, Vellore or Bangalore and I’m glad.
He will be dearly missed. 💔
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Car horns should drain petrol.
That way people would honk way lesser.
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THERE IS A GROUP OF DADS READING OUT DAD JOKES OFF WHATSAPP AND LAUGHING LOUDLY IN THE TRAIN. CAN ENTERTAINMENT GET ANY BETTER.
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Basically everyone’s friends worked on Modern Love Mumbai
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Sanjay Leela Bhansali: "We need a hit song for Padmaavat".
Shreya Ghoshal: OK GHOOMAR
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If you're dating a girl in Dubai is she your gulffriend?
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You mean sew
Twitter is threatening to sue Instagram over their rival app
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Go to Google.
Type Thanos.
Click on the infinity gauntlet on the right.
You're welcome.
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Which desi quits their job before confirmation at their next one?
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Happy Halloween guys. Here's a scary thought, the government just spent 3000 crores on a statue.
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Obviously I went for the Momo Pizza from Pizza Hut.
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Found a wall full of gems at a quaint studio in Khar.
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Hum Aapke Hai Kaun:
▶ 🔘──────── 02:43:57
When you skip the songs:
▶ 🔘──────── 0:00:49
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Shout-out to this amazing Bangalore auto driver.
My phone fell out of my pocket in the auto yesterday evening. This man promptly brought it to Ulsoor from Koramangala, a bare couple of hours before I had to leave for the airport. 💚
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I don't know what to say.
Mia passed away last night while doing what she loved - playing. It was a swift, painless cardiac arrest. She was the smartest cat I'd ever met in my life and very important part of my life.
I love you. Sleep well my child. Thank you for everything.
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One taught me love.
One taught me patience.
One taught me pain.
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Sucks how media houses aren't covering the Kerala floods the way they do about Mumbai rains.
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1. Porn was banned.
2. 800 sites were listed.
3. Ban lifted.
4. Now you know 800 sites.
lol govt.
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If you're making fun of a guy, you're pulling his leg.
If you're making fun of a girl, you're stree-ling her leg.
Thank you.
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Teacher during attendance: "Mohammad Ismail?"
Mohammad: *smiles*
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This Cab driver is living in 3019.
Parks his car anywhere and puts his own no-parking clamp.
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Congratulations Natasha Dalal, he is Dhawan for you.
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[Ricky Martin jumps onto the stage]
♫ UN...
DOS... ♫
*poof he vanishes*
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OMG RICKY MARTIN HAS VANISHED WITHOUT A TRES
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what the signs need:
aries - sex
taurus - sex
gemini - sex
cancer - sex
leo - a deserving Oscar award and not one out of pity
virgo - sex
libra - sex
scorpio - sex
sagittarius - sex
capricorn - sex
aquarius - sex
pisces - sex
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Like this tweet and I'll give you a hashtag for your sex life.
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You can use this emoji to say 'no'
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Honey Singh when the blue eyes girl shows up choti dress mein:
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If you see this begger sitting on the ground surrounded by dogs at Marine Drive, it's probably me. *Home*
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Oh great, our stupidity can be seen from Space too.
At 597 feet, India’s Statue of Unity is now the tallest statue in the world and clearly seen from space! Oblique SkySat image captured today, November 15, 2018.
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Got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic in the
#MumbaiRains
but one guy stopped by to say hi. 🐶
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"The Lord Of The Rings is the best autobiography of Bappi Lahiri ever."
#ShilpaShettyReviews
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Kabir doesn’t say hi. He says hey hey.
Wahi hai Kabir ke do hey.
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New Year, New Career.
Super stoked to join the team at Ubisoft India!
Was hoping to start out of the studio but COVID protocols it is until we bounce right back.
See you soon
@ubisoftin
😊
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Hello from the house where Kapoor and Sons was shot.
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So a couple of days ago I tweeted about an old Zomato mug I'd been using for sick days for my soups and hot beverages.
The guys at
@ZomatoIN
sent me a NEW one with the cutest handwritten note and threw in a few goodies too. ILU folks! Thank you so much! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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RT if you wrap an arm through your backpack sling in a cab even when sitting alone.
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The single most important rule about living alone is someone will always ring the doorbell when you're in the shower or taking a dump.
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I do these things on Snapchat.
Snapchat ID: harishiyengaar
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We really need to stop adding 'Honorable' to all of our ministers.
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Boss: For the tenth time, don't forget the watermark!
SM Manager:
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A girl is like a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle of a clear blue sky. You know the pieces fit, but you won't ever get it right.
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Pro tip: If your watch is loose for you then simply Titan it.
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When you ask a girl what's wrong and she says 'nothing', calmly agree and say "oh okay".
She will die on the inside slowly and tell you.
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Ever looked at your wallet and just went yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr.
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"BITCH! I WILL OVERTAKE YOU AND GET TO THAT SIGNAL AT WHICH I'M GONNA GET STUCK ANYWAY AND SEE YOU THERE!" - Indian Drivers.
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All the chaat items got into a fight.
Jhagda pattice.
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We already have our mysterious monolith.
It's called Antilia.
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TIL Yes Bank's canteen is called Yescafé.
I wanna shake the copywriter's hand.
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Hello Twitter,
Here's an updated block list of RW trolls. Over 650+ troll accounts :)
Head over to your Twitter settings ----> blocked accounts ----> advanced options---> import a list.
Download the file from here and follow the above steps:
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How did
@HoeZaay
not catch this one?
Will forever hear these lyrics as "Kahin dino se banda tha madarchod" 😂
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Some people put so much powder on their face, you can play Carrom on it.
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Slowly slowly gathering my self confidence again.
Here's budget ed sheeran's Lego House. Apologies if I make your ears bleed. 🙉
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Please go back to your tea-stall.
Make sure you add extra sugar, you’ve spread enough bitterness for a lifetime.
India needs a strong Government. Modi does not matter. I can go back & open a tea stall. But, the nation can't suffer anymore.
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PAV BHAJI SIZZLER KYA HOTA HAI BHENCHOD VEGETARIAN PROPOGANDA THIS IS
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McDonald’s literally anywhere else in the world > McDonald’s in India
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Everything Everywhere All At Once.
It was boring.
What movie that seems to be universally loved, do you absolutely detest?
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This should have been the first clue to Akshay Khanna that Dimple Kapadia came with a lot of baggage in DCH.
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