Oh hi @moonshot Welcome to the party. #jailstool

pov: henry bought the bullshit fantasy coin again

I like that the community of the bullshit fantasy coin rallies around the coin being "unfucked" when it goes up lol those kind of things can be quite memetic and great for community development

The Bullshit Fantasy Lore In the beginning, there was hopium. And where there was hopium, there were degens - wandering, lost, forever searching for the next 100x. For Financial Freedom. But time and time again, they were rugged, farmed, fucked, and slow-dripped to zero. Then, from the ashes of their left-over Solana and farmed token, a voice emerged. A voice that echoed through the valleys of rekt and wastelands of shitcoins. That voice simply said: "Fuck Crypto." Thus, Bullshit Fantasy Coin ($BFC) was born - not as another predatory Ponzi, not as a false prophet promising generational wealth, but as a beacon of reality. A symbol for those who have seen the darkest depths of the blockchain and somehow still have 0.1 Solana to their name. A gathering place for the scammed, the rugged, the disillusioned, and the forever coping - the fucked with the hope to be un-fucked. What is BFC? BFC is the coin that fully embraces the absurdity of the crypto market. It is a currency of pure, unfiltered copium, a monument to every investor who has ever aped into a shit-coin at the top and watched their bags turn into a historical reenactment of the Titanic, those who have caught a runner early and round-tripped it until 0. There is no roadmap, only bullshit. There is no utility, because utility is an excuse. There is no whitepaper, because whitepapers are written by grifters. BFC is not a promise of wealth. It is a communal confession, a decentralized shower-therapy group for the terminally fucked... Who may yet hope to be un-fucked. The Community of the Doomed BFC is a cult, bound together by shared trauma and degen spirit. If you have ever: Bought a token called ElonDoge69Inu because it had a funny name Held through a -99% dip because “it can���t go lower” Believed a Telegram admin who said “we are still here, guys” Refused to sell because your $500 was going to $1 million Woke up at 3 AM to check your portfolio, only to find out you’re even more fucked than before Then congratulations. You have already been baptized by the blockchain. Welcome back home. Why Own BFC? Because we don’t lie to you. Because we don’t pretend this is going anywhere. Because we don’t promise you the Lambo, only crying in showers. Because this is the only coin where losing is winning — every dip, every scam, every rugged launchpad only makes the community stronger. BFC is not a revolution. It is a confession booth for every single one of us who thought we were the next CZ, but ended up working overtime bagging up fries. Join us. Ape responsibly into bullshit. Welcome to your last stop on the train to Rektville. $BFC – Because at least we’re honest about this bullshit fantasy. 🚀

I’ve wanted to make this tee shirt for years My greatest performance art piece thus far