carsyn paige☆
@scameIanderson
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: *✧･ﾟ:* pussy so tight it could smoke a newport-˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚
houston tx // 24
Joined June 2014
kinda ate u up i’m sorry.
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him: you better not be cunty victorian sphynx cat when i get there .me:
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although like yeah it’s not hard to not say queen YALL R BOTH ANNOYING AND SENSITIVE AHHHHHH.
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took my cousin the mall and brandy melville yesterday why i’m eating her up no shade
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new femmes getting a taste of the pink tax straight fresh out of the cvs pharmacy popping a sublingual tablet im hollering.
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no shade this is like not cute behavior lol.
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Baby you were in my DMs asking to suck my dick. make it make sense.
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archaeologists are gonna find your bones and cgi you to be twice over your goal weight.
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Me leaving Ulta after calling the mangers transphobic for following me around the store like I stole something with half of the new nars collection in my purse
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War vets on the side of the road doing tricks with their prosthetic leg for money
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no shade but . it's really not uncommon for 18/19 year olds to mingle and even date people in their mid 20's like I promise u not every age gap is nefarious and women aren't always the infantile naive fawns u make them out to be.
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Squidward walking out of the vault after binging on krabby patties
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can we bring this hair back I feel like we were all at peace and loving life when bitches walked around with this
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Me getting my back blown out and looking back to see the guy with his phone out and flash on asking him what he’s doing and he says “oh it’s for my snap”
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the hyperfeminity being shaving a beard and maybe wearing a bra every now and then.
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"straight dick" ur a man w a penis and a butthole and a prostate and he just fcked the mario coins out of it that man's not straight lol.
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Keanu Reeves: AYYYY WHERED MY PISS GO !?!?!?.Me and my friends underneath the toilet:
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the way nothing she said in the replies is her saying they can’t b enby with a beard lol she’s saying there’s a certain type of person who uses those labels as a way to trick trans women into believing they’re more understanding and accepting and not like other mascs.
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Kpop stans acting woke as if they don’t literally support modern day slavery in the entertainment industry. but it’s fine bc they dance and make music and then are worked to death for 12-20 hours a day and get 3-4 hours of sleep to do so.
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My mom to me after coming home from getting bullied in kindergarten for having a little mermaid backpack and lunch kit combo
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the snake will still eat the mouse that led him to the rabbits den.
*SNIP SNIP* It is now OFFICIAL. I now pronounce the mutual divorce between the LGB & TQ+ community. The time is now. 🏳️🌈✂️🏳️⚧️
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this lil crossdresser thing he does. i give him a year before he makes The Video.
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I love how they always pull the "trans woc r being murdered" card whenever trans people talk about anything else like two things can be true at the same time and we have those conversations constantly pls keep up this is tired and really grimy to throw in trans womens faces.
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All the men on bumble unmatching or never speaking to me again after actually reading that I’m trans in my bio
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so she’s driving him … in her porsche …. eject button would’ve been hit immediately.
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Takin pics in the bathroom cause I just shitted on these bitches
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⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ If you think you can afford it come play ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆
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me at age 6 trying to convince the lunch table i was psychic
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These bitches at urban not letting me steal 😡😡😡 they tried calling the cops on me 😫😫
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𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓽𝔃 𝓭𝓸𝓵𝓵, 𝓯𝓵𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵
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hate sucking dick from scratch like be hard when you come around me.
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is this yalls queer resistance :/.
I knew a trans woman who made zero effort to pass other than a she/her pin on her shirt. No HRT, nothing feminine. Fucking legend 🏳️⚧️.
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"what does a 25 year old have in common w a 19 year old" do yall even talk to people irl ? do you guys have hobbies or listen bc those 2 things r major contenders for compatibility along w world views lol.
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hear me out, Bad Girls Club but with trans girls and it’s called The Doll House. .
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seeing these women during my formative years gave me brain worms but like in a cunt way
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She doesn’t get the credit she deserves for being the #1 pop girl and the only female entertainer that had EVERYONES attention, media and public, the other girls couldn���t TOUCH her in her prime.
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girl and let’s pray for them but she can’t stop being snatched !.
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Lady at the front desk of planned parenthood: so I’m reviewing your file and it seems you come here frequently, about how many people are you sleeping with on average in a week.Me:
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but if i do it i’m getting death threats and being chased out of town.
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You walk into the kitchen and she’s your teacher, if maybe you go would could do to her what do would you ?
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she got one arm and she’s worried about some bitch with another leg 😒.
Surfer Bethany Hamilton says she won't compete against transgender women.
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Noah Centineo’s jaw is the same width as his neck and it gives me nightmares.
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☆.｡.:*𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖘𝖔 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕴 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖔𝖕.｡.:*☆
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“Omg I could barely tell that you were trans you’re so pretty haha so like have you had the surgery sorry AHHH is that too much to ask idk !!!”
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not to sound like a hater but how are y’all not like…embarrassed to type this shit out and like it.
being a GIRL IS SO CUTE i’m gonna wake up tomorrow, play my cute little playlist i made, do my makeup, wear a pretty outfit, go to uni, go home, drink starbucks, study and dance around my room, watch a disney movie and just vibe im so cuteeee.
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the chasers r quite literally watching the online discourse and adapting to the changes in order to deceive us with their intentions . that’s it lol enbies can present masc and have beards i don’t really think she doesn’t believe they can y’all r just dumb and h8 trans women 🩷.
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White bitch in my class just said “I would say I’m white but I’m also German”. whose gonna tell ha
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Me at Whole Foods distracting the workers while my girl snags the green juice and organic snacks
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when i’m drunk i start conducting sociological experiments on people at the bar.
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Seaweed in the ocean before wrapping around my legs and making me feel like I’m being pulled under
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non binary’s after a trans woman says they’re a little strange.
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1k quotes they were soooo fcking mad.
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me looking at him after he pulls out and my pussy farts
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Lil Jon: To the windows !! To the walls !! Till the sweat drop down my balls !! All these bitches crawl !! .Me: AWW SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
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