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Your annual rent shouldn't exceed your two months salary. If it does, you're in the wrong apartment.
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It's hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, they'll crawl into their peaceful abode. No stress.
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They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.
~ Tupac Shakur
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Dear
@jack
, please remove the blue verified badge on the Nigerian Police handle
@PoliceNG
for peddling a Photoshop of rifles recovered, thus deceiving the public.
Signed: ✍️
Concerned Nigerian.
#PhotoNews
: L-R: Duleji Alhaji Abubakar a.k.a Ori jeje and Talatu Ibrahim from whom six (6) AK49 rifles were recovered.
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Lagos is a wild place. I recall one 31st December at about 11:30pm, my guys & I went to this strip club on the Island. There was no sound of music nor any of the strippers in sight. Met the manager & he said all the strippers went for crossover service.
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When she starts uploading her fine pictures, there's a guy she's trying to impress.
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During visa interview, the embassy gives you world map and be like, "shey you want to enter xxxxxx (country), oya show us the location on this map". This japa mission is getting interesting 😂
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If you're dating an overthinker, make sure whatever you say adds up before they start applying math formulae to analyse your statements.
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A lady once said her husband occasionally transfers N1,000 into her account while she's asleep, just so he'd know her account balance. That's crazy, lol.
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Whoever that is funding Gistlover blog or behind it is definitely a woman. Recall how she came hard on Omotola? Then Nengi & Nancy Isime? Today it's Genevieve Nnaji. Only a woman will celebrate another woman's misery.
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If you're looking out for an apartment in a new neighbourhood, avoid houses with the landlords residing in the same building & avoid houses with G boys too. After that, request to see the electricity bills. E get why.
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If NBC can suspend Channels TV that has won best TV station for over 10 years because they interviewed IPOB leader, I'm afraid that what we practice is audio freedom of speech. You're surprised Jack picked Ghana over Nigeria? There you go.
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if Chiwetalu Agu isn't a known figure in Nigeria, this would have been his last public appearance.
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Former CEO of Zenith Bank and current CBN Governor, Godwin Emefiele needs to read from a handout to explain cryptocurrency for Nigerians? No wonder the economic policies are based on trial & error with a touch of Insha'Allah.
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The shootings going on in Orlu, Imo State would make you think we're at war. If the Nigerian Army can be this proactive, Fulani Herdsmen and Boko Haram would have been history by now.
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@DanielRegha
Let’s be honest. Without the music video, you can hardly tell Tekno was on that song. The song was big because of Kizz, not Tekno.
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Everyday news from Nigeria can make you moonwalk into depression without even knowing. There's absolutely no good news from this clime. 4 refineries here running at losses and we're waiting for Dangote refinery. Thank you Buhari, you're truly doing well.
#FuelPriceHike
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@DanielRegha
@IndomieNigeria
You mustn’t eat noodles, it’s processed food and not too good for you. Try to buy yam and use red oil, it’s more affordable. No offense.
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Jack is a smart man. If he had chosen Nigeria as HQ for African operations instead of Ghana, we would have seen news headline like; "Twitter in Nigeria HQ set ablaze by unknown gunmen" or "bandits invaded Twitter office"
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Blaqbonez didn't pay $30,000 to TG Omori for a video shoot, but went ahead to copy moves from Wizkid, Rema, Buju, Oxlade, Asake, Teni, Burna Boy, Ruger, Portable, Ayra Starr, & Efe Carter in his new 'Back in Uni' video! Igbo boys and cutting costs 🤝
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Imagine dating a jerk who posts your backshots or erotic chats on Twitter all in the name of monthly dumps. Total mess! 🚩🚩
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Let's be honest,
#AdekunleGold
is a star, rich, talented and influential. Even if he doesn't have any intention of cheating on
#simi
, imagine the number of ladies throwing themselves at him. How many would he say no to??? 💀💀💀
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Big Congratulations to Seyi Shay!😭 This is the second best news I’ve heard this year after Rihanna's.
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I've never seen a Quran in any hotel I've been to, just bibles. Is it that moslems don't lodge in hotels?
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If not for the music video, it'd be hard to believe Tekno was on 'Buga' song with Kizz Daniel.
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Omooo! First date in an art gallery hits differently, but some ladies would rather choose food dates where they can stuff their mouth with fried rice, coleslaw & moi_moi.
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Hushpuppi enjoyed a life time of flexing in less than 40 years. Imagine getting referenced by Chris Brown in Monalisa remix. Omo!
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So DJ Switch has been granted asylum in Canada! OMG...! This news be giving me orgasm 😂 Imagine how the narrative would have turned out if we didn't have her live Instagram feed. This country doesn't deserve us, tbvh
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Since it was almost midnight, we hung around to buy indomie & egg from an Aboki. Shortly after midnight, the ladies returned from church, changed clothes, and the show began.
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MI Abaga once said...
Other girls just wanna get rich quick
See them running things like Olympics
Married men (and G boys) chopping them like biscuits.
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Relationship is serious work. These days people exchange numbers and end up not communicating, only to be viewing each other's WhatsApp status.
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It's totally disrespectful to compare Michael Scofield of Prison Break to Professor of Money Heist. Scofield is on a different level.
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Fun fact: Tell someone that they look like a popular celebrity and see how they quickly develop interest in that celebrity.
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Just randomly remembered my friend off-campus. If she called her boo 5 times & he didn't pick, he had to call her 5 times too before she'd pick. Relationship is hard work, lol.
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Telegram will notify you when a number you deleted over 6 months ago has joined their platform. Madness.
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When Tariq says he's got a lot of shit going on, he meant this 👇
#PowerGhost
#PowerBookII
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Success in life is independent of CGPA. The student with the highest CGPA may not necessarily be the richest in future. Life is a mystery & full of surprises.
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@ChuckCallesto
@atensnut
How are teenagers comfortably beating an elderly man? What’s America turning into?
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The cruise on this app though, Don Jazzy dey ment, leemao! Guys be screaming
#stingymenassociation
and secretly be crediting their babes accounts. Believe twitter standards at your peril. If I love you, I'll spend on you gladly. Relationships should be mutualistic, not parasitic.
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It takes a special kind of motivation to start and finish an online course in time.
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I tried joining the Nigerian Army then but local man got no connection. I'm happy for these soldiers. Our country isn't worth dying for. Our leaders don't care.
EXCLUSIVE: 127 Soldiers resigns from Nigerian Army
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Na wetin go provoke the Nigerian army I wan dey do now.
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The mood when Twitter NG hears that Adamu Garba's Crowwe App has been delisted from Google play store!
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A guy who can control his libido has solved at least 50 percent of his problems.
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Nairaland was fun then. It's like a community looking out for each other & also a den for scammers. I still recall great handles like Yuzedo, Mazi Omenuko, Jarus, Ednut1, DMainMan & snake admin Lalasticlala. The addiction was massive. I've left that ship for Twitter NG though.
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If it makes me happy, it doesn't have to make sense to you.
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Let's appreciate bikemen that'll be delivering Valentine's day gifts to different locations today.
#ValentinesDay2022
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I thought Tiwa Savage is a tier one artiste in Nigeria. She didn't have to lie with a non-existent sex tape for her new video with Brandy to trend ffs!
"I am not going to allow anyone to blackmail me for doing something that is natural."
Tiwa Savage has revealed that she is being blackmailed over a sex tape.
She told a US radio station that she would not hand over any money. More here:
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The Ministry of Defence gets the highest allocation of N838.559bn in 2021 budget & we're wondering why banditry is unending? The same Minister that shamelessly told Nigerians to defend themselves. Spending
#800m
is one of many avenues, there's more to come.
#hushpuppi
in disguise
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Not every relationship will lead to marriage. If it didn't work, don't burn the bridges yet. That partner might just be the link to a good business deal or referrals.
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The only way I'll take Adamu Garba seriously is when he deactivates his verified twitter handle and talk to us via Channels TV or NTA or post from Crowwe App. You can't be on Jack's platform & constitute nuisance. The same Adamu that sued Jack during
#EndSARS
? Funny lots.
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Between Indaboski Bahose and Mummy G.O, who has more content for their congregation?
Like for Mummy G.O
Retweet for Indaboski.
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Quitting your job for
#NigerianIdol
audition is like quitting your job simply because a company invited you for an aptitude test. Who are these young chaps getting advice from? But then, Twitter NG will still find a way to blame Seyi Shay.
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Imagine a world where all married men agree to cancel all side chics and be faithful to their wives.
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We like playing the typical Naija pity card. I watched that guy's performance & I don't think what Seyi Shay said is outta place. It's
#NigerianIdol
not some Christmas Carol audition. Mayowa needs an unbiased feedback to pursue his passion. Musical skills can be learned.
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Yesterday, one man finished eating in a restaurant I was in and left without paying. One of the sales rep ran after him, only for Oga to claim he forgot, lol. How could he forget? Heard he ordered for extra semo & goat meat on top 😂
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I got credited with my failed POS transaction that happened on 30th Nov. Luckily I had extra cash on me before using the POS. If the CBN Governor wants to go cashless, let him impose fine on banks who don't ensure efficient cashless transactions. Stop frustrating citizens!
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This is how Samsung users will keep trolling iPhone users 😂😂
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When I'm inside Shoprite and somebody has NASCO cornflakes in their trolleys
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Sexism is why you can't tell a girl she's fat but you can tell a guy. Sexism is why you can compare a guy to a terrorist in terms of looks, but ordinary "she no too fine sef", all hell is let loose? But FK Abudu is beautiful, why this uproar on the TL? 😂
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@DanielRegha
You thought he was building his refinery to run a charity organization for Nigerians? Hello?
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RIP to those conversations that died because we thought moving from DMs to WhatsApp will be interesting.
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If Paul Okoye and his ex-wife have a legal divorce, I see nothing wrong with him dating a 22-year-old woman. My main worry is that he needs to make sure his chef and other domestic employees are men. E get why.
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How Mr Biggs went out of business should be studied. UAC has other successful franchise & somehow neglected the fast food. The last time I entered Mr Biggs was in 2015 when I bought fried rice prepared with too much maggi. I left & never looked back. What a delicious experience.
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If I'm chasing the wrong things, Lord please redirect me.
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To all those who find it difficult to ask for help, we gonna be alright 🙏
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LinkedIn: I singlehandedly managed the deployment of energy efficient illuminations at minimal cost and zero accidents.
Reality: I fixed energy bulbs in my father's house.
Akanke Twitter NG.
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If you truly love your partner, you won't cheat on them.
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Twitter NG will abuse one meme until the sight of it irritates you.🙄
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U23 girls will be dating a guy and still post "who will buy me shawarma 😥?" On their WhatsApp status 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Dating a girl that knows how to slaughter a live chicken is a 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Midnight snacks ain't bad at all. That's why refrigerators have light bulbs.
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This is the best caption I've seen, not the bloggers that would tag "Actress Tonto Dikeh's ex husband, Churchill..."
Congratulations to them and welcome home, 2nd King Churchill.
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Cohabitation doesn't guarantee sh!t. Do you know the number of students cohabiting off-campus? How many of such couples ended up married? Again, saying you can cohabit without knacks is like leaving a monkey in a room filled with banana & expect it not to eat 😁
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People who cheat in relationships don't look it, that's why the shock hits differently on discovery. Adekunle Gold and
#gistlover
story had better not be true. Not after Simi's Duduke song! 😭😭
I strongly believe Adekunle Gold is not a cheat. He doesn't look it
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@instablog9ja
Ignore the “financially stable” she mentioned. I spent more money dating working class women more than I did when I dated students.
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Caramel & Lydia only reiterated how messed up the dating pool is. Some of these babes are OK with being leeches who roll with the highest bidders & can't fend for themselves. Stick to your standards & stop misleading the young folks!
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The less we communicate, the more I get used to it and totally forget you soon.
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2021 Big Brother Naija is back on DSTv. Anticipate the next badly behaved housemate. It's an unending cycle.
#BBNaija
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There should be a time in your life when you gotta be intentionally private about your shit. If you're asked, just say you're good.
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A married woman was having an affair with her boss, had 2 kids from the affair& later eloped with the kids. The husband died out of depression. She did it to secure her FCMB job or she's just evil??? I look forward to a time DNA test will be as cheap as malaria test. RIP Tunde 😭
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@DanielRegha
@iamnasboi
Daniel Regha is right. When Nas Boi did the Umbrella dance with Sabinus, Don Jazzy, D’Banj, Sydney, etc, there were no public request tweets or IG posts. DM is more appropriate. That side, Dan, you be werey, ahswear 😂😂😂
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Mr Biggs...
The only fastfood franchise in Nigeria that has an abandoned outlet in almost all the cities in Nigeria.
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Everything I know about Nkechi Blessing & MC Oluomo, I knew against my will.
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Tonto Dikeh was right all these while. But she divorced Churchill, talmbout him being a 40 seconds man and shii, just to spite him. Now he has moved on with Rosy Meurer. All is fair in love & war. Side chics be like "what God can't do doesn't exist"
P.S: Women are scum.
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