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all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

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Joined October 2009
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@sbeangreen
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you know what I always wanted to die with Rorschach because I simply do not think either of us can live without the other and things are really fucking bad and have been for a long time so when the vet is here Tuesday I’m going to slip under the needle and get euthanized too
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@sbeangreen
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@screaminstereo You’re welcome
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@sbeangreen
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drives me absolutely bonkers when someone has a really good premise for a story but they have poor grammar or switch between tenses or don’t follow general rules of writing please god get an editor I’ll do it for you I’m not great at commas but it’s better than nothing
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@degeneratecore @deficitbrains It’s the thought that counts. Can I offer these as a placeholder
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@vampirinmoney Be prepared for your lips to crack from swelling for the next couple days or so 😭
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@bearyc00l Taint???
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I’m crying right now because I haven’t been able to get Rorschach to eat and I called the vet to ask if there’s anything I can do to get her through the next day and a half and while I’m literally on the phone talking about it she went over and ate for the first time in 2 days
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RT @ferreirafiles: Hesitant alien + lola babies
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@sppiderpunk The detail he put into this and the way he had to rip it out of the paper I’m crying
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It’s like you can smell this photo
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thinking infinitely πŸ’­
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@ierobrainrot666 Ray just goes places to enhance the plot
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this is the equivalent of a normal person looking at a playboy
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The most delicate way one can possibly hold a pride flag
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@Aztench
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what do THESE colours remind you of
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Thank god Klaus is here to keep her company in his little quarantine box
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