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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Thank god #VickiMomberg is the 1st person in South Africa to be sentenced for crimen injuria. Now, instead of trying to avoid that creepy racist uncle/aunty, I can just have them taken away. Family braais will be sooo much better now.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

3 years

I’m at a restaurant in Obs Cape Town right now. Everyone was watching the #FamilyMeeting . Waiters started visibly panicking. Bar staff looked at the manager distraught. The gent helping me started tearing up. Said his wife was gonna divorce him 💔💔

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Isn't this what dating white guys with generational wealth is...?

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@Mizz_peehkay

5 years

Would you date someone who has a lot of money but you know that he acquired it illegally?

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

The man who lured me to a 'house party' (2 ppl) & got me drunk so he and his friend could try have their way with me, WAS. AT. THE. PROTEST. I shudder to think of all the other wolves in sheep skin that were among us today. It's fucking sickening. Fake allies = Most dangerous.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

3 years

I’ve never actually seen a place clear out this quick. Management turned Cyril off. Waiters are literally going table to table, begging for tips. Please folks, if you’re one of the few lucky people waking up with a job tomorrow, spare a thought for those who won’t.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

In Spain they played guitars from their windows during the lockdown. Italy had their tambourines. I’ve been waiting 10 years for this moment.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Sorry, but why are we still calling tax on alcohol 'sin' tax? Wearing crocs is a fucking sin add some vat on that #Budget2019

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

When you too sick for the exam but rock up for the civvies day

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@ParliamentofRSA

5 years

Former ⁦ @PresidentJZUMA ⁩ will attend #SONA2020 ! ⁦ @GCISMedia ⁩

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

GAL STILL TRIED TO EVADE THE POLICE WHAAAAAAT ???!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

In the 24hrs since the #AmINext protests in Cape Town: A woman's body was found next to primary school in Gugs A Blue Downs boy was kidnapped and gang raped A Khayelitsha woman was kidnapped after her & her BF were shot & woman was kidnapped & raped outside Tygerberg hospital.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Cpt Friends on Tinder: The rand to dollar is at R14 something. The Euro is R16 & the pound is near R19. You know it's the tourism season, so swipe right on folks from these regions & insist they pay for the date. I dined on a frikken lobster platter last night thanks to this.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Today marks 54 years since District 6 was declared a whites-only area. How many homes have been returned to their rightful owners since then? How many victims have died without seeing justice? How many private developers has the city given permission to build in 'Zonnebloem'?

Teacher in Takkies

@So_Sinzable

5 years

WhY dOnT yOu JuSt MoVe ClOsEr To WOrK... ReNt a RoOm... StArT aT 8h30... #NeverForget #ForcedRemovals #GroupAreasAct

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Folks, last night I had a little (se)a(x)ccident with a condom, so today I'm taking the 'Morning After Pill'. A thread:

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Somehow found myself simultaneously dating 3 Afrikaans people. 'n Hoer maak 'n plan.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Someone on here said 'Hugo bel die Kolisi' & I haven't stopped thinking about that

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

SA travel tip: Did you know that South Africans traveling to Japan do not need to pay for a visa if they visit former tsunami sites in Sendai? After Safas went to help in the 2011 crisis, the Japanese government waved the application fee.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

This morning a man walked into a primary school in the Western Cape, shot & killed a teacher in front of her learners, & then turned the gun on himself. She was his ex-spouse Kids & teachers are severely traumatized, my heart is fucking breaking. Toxic masculinity strikes again.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

1 year

TW: This is the lived reality for women in SA. Someone spiked my drink with gamma hydroxybutyric acid, otherwise known as the date rape drug. So I spent several hours in the ER as kind nurses and a doctor investigated my charts & injuries to see if I was sexually assaulted...

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Read as: 'People who stole land teach other people how to defend their own stolen property'

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

& in other news, A man who works closely with my ex (the one who knocked up the woman he told me not to worry about) slid in my DMs today to trash-talk him & ask me on a date. The brah has no idea the level of quality blowjob he's gonna get 👌🔥🥰

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

TOUCHING HER WITHOUT CONSENT IS HARASSMENT TOUCHING HER WITHOUT CONSENT IS HARASSMENT TOUCHING HER WITHOUT CONSENT IS HARASSMENT TOUCHING HER WITHOUT CONSENT IS HARASSMENT TOUCHING HER WITHOUT CONSENT IS HARASSMENT TOUCHING HER WITHOUT CONSENT IS HARASSMENT

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Cyril: "Hi, yes, is this Tito Mboweni? Yes hi, could you come back as finance minster please? Sha sha."

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

3 years

It’s my birthday & I’m ‘hanging out’ with Thee @DrTedros . Such an honour.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

@The_DSD Oh yeah, I totally forgot that stuff like breast cancer is the reason South African men are killing us 🤡

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Standing in line at the airport last night. Man is standing riiiight up behind me. He gave me attitude for asking him to step back and wear his mask properly...Until I (lied) said I was a nurse so it’s really his choice. Man basically LEAPT backwards, almost tripping on his bags

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

This year for Halloween I'm dressing up as a man. Show me something scarier.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

A reminder: Rapist deserve to lose their jobs/access to education/friends just as much as homophobes to

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

3 years

Please take a break from all the bad news & join me in congratulating @IECSouthAfrica . For the first time in our history, South Africans can now registered to vote ONLINE. Takes about 5 minutes & boom, you can now take part in democracy. Amazing 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

3 years

the fuckin northern suburbs 🤡

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Imagine being so anti-transformation that you'd rather pack up your whole fam & move to another continent than make a black woman your CEO, hectic. *rolls eyes in yt generational wealth*

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Another person has lost their battle with depression. I'm so fucking triggered by this. @PieterHowes , your presence will be sorely missed. His suicide is a reminder that people are struggling. People are fighting a living demon that's not be taken lightly. Speak out, get help.

Tumi Sole

@tumisole

5 years

Thanks @CoruscaKhaya for the link.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Lockdown Week 3: Dozens of families across Camps Bay and Constantia drown in their own filth, because Mavis is the only one who knows where the black bags & dishwasher tablets are kept

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Just cancelled every tinder date I had lined up with a new man this week, because, I'm honestly too petrified. Meeting another woman tonight who seems keen on a lil debriefing session after the news from today. Fuck I think we need a debriefing sesh for all women in SA.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Someone pls send help to the Zim border. There's an old confused yt man who's been staring at this patch of land for 2 days already 😟😟😟😟 He's either in trouble or illegally trying to escape to Australia, halp cc @DIRCO_ZA cc @HomeAffairsSA

Athol Trollip

@AtholT

5 years

Can anyone believe that this is our border fence with Zimbabwe? I haven’t seen one SANDF soldier or a SAPS soldier in uniform in two days! This free for all is simply outrageous. There is clearly no national pride or care from our so called government. It’s time for change.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Standing in my local Spar. One of the staffers just found out her brother passed from covid. Her cries are loud and filled with pain. People trying to calm her. Please, wear a goddamn mask.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Next time you’re in PnP & don’t have a smartshopper card, turn back to ask the person behind you if you can use theirs. Just try it. Whether you’re spending R10 or R100, those reward points mean something.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Before the next #corona patient is confirmed in SA, someone will die from TB, diabetes or at the hands of men. Please keep that in mind.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

I am HOWLING at this. Sea Point? Neglected??!! Are these the same people who torched a man's car because he's been feeding homeless people in the area? The same folks who are fighting to let the city keep fining homeless people for living on the street?

Cape Argus

@TheCapeArgus

4 years

Sea Point residents hits City of Cape Town’s pockets with a rates boycott by @MarvinCharles17 A number of Sea Point ratepayers have decided to embark on a 50% rates boycott accusing the City of neglecting the area and delivering poor services.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

This... I cannot stress this enough: Drug addiction is a 👏 mental 👏 health 👏 issue. Someone with a traumatic past using XYZ, will NOT be 'corrected' through the correctional facilities we have. What good is a couple months in prison if there's no psycho-social support?

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

I never knew watching a hose pipe shit ice would be this damn satisfying

KatlehoMK

@KatlehoMK

4 years

This weather is not normal 🥶

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Went to Durban for the first time. Found a dress for my imaginary wedding. Send 30k asap.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Post a big black dick on all his tweets

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

The comments below this 🤢🤢 Teaching teens about sexuality, gender, female condoms, social media, rape, THESE ARE THINGS THEY NEED TO KNOW. & the people standing against this kind of education are doing a disservice for generations to come.

City Press

@City_Press

5 years

Teachers are threatening to boycott a new school curriculum that would see them teaching pupils in Grade 7 about masturbation and require them to describe to Grade 8 pupils what happens “during vaginal, oral and anal sex”

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

I'm not sure how it works elsewhere in the world, but I can tell you that journalists helping other journalists here in SA is a real thing. Contact sharing, info sharing, you name it. & sometimes even with 'competitors'. I think we've realized good journalism depends on team work

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

So Winde pleads his heart n soul out to the people of the Western Cape, asking them to be safe. But as soon as he says he's considering more safety options (for our own good) - Bro Jonno comes along wants to argue about it?? This is why folks hate the DA

News24 🇿🇦

@News24

4 years

DA leader John Steenhuisen says there is no evidence that "generalised lockdowns" slow the spread of Covid-19. | @JasonFelix

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

My partner & I walk into a lift this afternoon. Who else is in there? The guy I've just started sleeping with... I introduce them. They both know who the other person is. Secondary was kinda awks, but my partner wasn't even phased. Cute kisses goodbye & all. Love this poly life.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

I was out there to cover the protest for work. I saw him & froze. This happened about a year ago but I haven't dealt with it since. Coming to terms with seeing him now, is just, wow. Broke down in the office bathrooms. Back at my desk now because there is so much work to be done.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Dear Men in Cape Town: Please note that the weakness of your penis is being judged by volume of your unnecessary car revving. Thank you.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Face beat for TV.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

So this one time I went on tinder in the northern suburbs

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

8 years

When the ANC says it's scared of the ANC #OccupyLuthuliHouse

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Just a💃 Reminder🕺 That somewhere💃 In Cape Town🕺 A golf course💃 Pays low rates🕺 While poor folks💃 Go homeless🕺

Daily Dispatch

@Dispatch_DD

4 years

Golfers flocked to courses around SA after it was announced last Friday that golf would be allowed once more during level 3 of the Covid-19 lockdown. Celebrations from the golfing community in East London were no different to those around the country, ...

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

& in other news, I can confirm that the animals in Cape Town have started leaving. There's been much uproar, particularly from the Sea Point Seagulls Association over the lack of niknaks on the ground & dassies are reportedly planning mass land-invasions in Camps Bay/Clifton...

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Hey friends 😊 Probs a good time to mention that, If you can get a jail sentence for crimen injuria (act of impairing the dignity of another) for racism, You could probably also get one for gender or LGBT+ dignity infringements too... Equality💗Dignity💗Love💗 Kbyenow kisses 😘

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Ok but why would you crush on men when you could crush on this?

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Stuart Lewis (bc I know you got a RSS notification set up for your rubbish name) remember that time I had to stop you abusing a woman outside a club in 1st year?? How you shouted at me not to get involved?? I'm that bitch who got you fired from Daily Vox. GTFOff this app, naaier

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

‘Why did we see such a big spike in the number of infections just before the lockdown?’ 👇👇👇

Rafiq Phillips

@rafiq

4 years

To those in the very long queues before Thursday. The shops will still be open and stocked every day. Are you even social distancing?

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

☝️This is who was next. These are the latest to suffer at the hands of men. Literally, these lives were lost & destroyed in just a matter of hours since thousands took to the streets to mourn. We weren't listening to promises from Cyril, were listening to an evil omen. I am sick.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Say it with me now: MASTURBATION IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF ONE'S SEXUAL DISCOVERY/BODY-POSITIVE LOVE AND SHOULDN'T BE LEFT BEHIND SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER PERSON

Jamil F. Khan

@JamilFarouk

5 years

Masturbation seems to be more frowned upon than sex and I have to wonder if we are questioning just how deeply we are indoctrinated into the heterosexual procreation agenda. It’s the safest and most harmless way to derive sexual pleasure, but no, we need teamwork. 🙄

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

So I'm at the height of a depressive slump last night, cancelling all social plans, stayin in bed. The S/O asks what he could get me. I say the will to live & puppies to cuddle. Few hours later homeboi rocks up at my door with this lil guy, on loan from a colleague. My heart😭❤️

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

When I hear alcohol sales are resuming soon, my heart just breaks for the domestic violence victims WE KNOW will pay the price...

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

@ewnreporter @NkoRaphael Excuse me @ewnupdates @ewnreporter , but this is NOT news. This is NOT within the interest of the public. This is sensational pain porn & should never have been published. Delete this.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

My Octopus Teacher is like watching John Steenhuizen get emotional about a bath sponge. great footage tho...

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

So you're tell me, the country was left in the dark, BECAUSE OF A MOTHER FUCKING JELLY FISH ?? !!!! I just,💀

Eskom Hld SOC Ltd

@Eskom_SA

4 years

#POWERALERT 1 Date: 12 March 2020 Koeberg Unit 1 Trip Status Update @News24 @TimesLIVE @eNCA @iol @SABCNewsOnline @TheCitizen_News @SAfmRadio @POWER987News @ukhozi_fm @METROFMSA @ewnupdates @Newzroom405 @chrisyelland @EngNewsZA

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

2 years

“The ANC has called on the ANC...”

ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula

@MbalulaFikile

2 years

The ANC has called on government to do everything in its power to eliminate load shedding. The 55th National Conference resolved to reduce our carbon emissions and to end load shedding and restructure Eskom so that it can serve the interests of our country.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Did I tell you guys about that time I quit my job and started working for a station I've dreamt about since childhood and honestly didn't feel like it was real till it was facebook official???? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Substance👏 Abuse👏 Issa👏 Symptom👏 Of👏 Mental👏 Illness👏 If your government did more to educate folks around this & actually provide mental health care where needed, perhaps you wouldn’t be tweeting dumb shit like this.

Panyaza Lesufi

@Lesufi

4 years

Here’s proof that alcohol abusers are a burden to our health system. My sincere apologies to alcohol users but the state should continue to reduce the days for the sale of alcohol, reduce alcohol content as well as the size of the containers and make alcohol expensive

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

& in other news, Someone that doesn't even go here is pretending to they read my 1PM news bulletin, just after I did... Yikes.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

1 year

I'm so tired of living in fear. Next to the perpetrators, are the people who spit in the face of feminism or LGBT+ rights when we're simply trying to explain how hard it is to survive here. We're not waving, we're drowning. We are being drowned.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

1 year

Got hijacked tonight in Phillipi. Law enforcement refused to respond & Police refused to take ny statement. DO NOT BELIEVE THE CITY OF CAPE TOWN OR POLICE. They don’t care about crime or the people in this area. @SAPoliceService @CityofCTAlerts @CityofCT

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Last night I slept with a stoner. Mid way through round 3 she whips out an apple & starts eating while I was erm, still busy down there... "What? The munchies come first 😊 " I laughed into her vulva.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Look, I don’t mean to rush into things here but I think Earl might be ‘The One’

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

So close 🍆💦 and yet so far...💩

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@saya_pj

5 years

Side note - The date went really really well. The poor man has NO IDEA how hard imma let him hit it on our next date, shame.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

7 months

Detective twitter: PLEASE HELP FIND THIS MAN!!!!! 'Daniel', aged 24, last seen in Sea Point where he sexually assaulted & threatened me with death. The manager of the club he belongs to, Peta Sarembock of Cannabisters, has lied to SAPS. The club is trying to protect him.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED WHY RAPE VICTIMS DON'T SPEAK UP & DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN THE JUSTICE SYSTEM, THEN WATCH THE #OMOTOSOTRIAL 'S LEGAL 'EXPERTS' MAKE SICKENING STATEMENTS/QUESTIONS ABOUT THE VICTIM AND THEN TELL ME HOW YOU EXPECT ANYONE TO WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Oh, and this includes abusers too. Like Courtney Deon Afrika, a ‘journalist’ here in Cape Town. And while we’re at it, I pity the company that pays rapist Stuart Lewis (@ megaletor) to write for them. No survivor should ever be subjected to reading their by-lines, ever again.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Last night I was hit over the head by a man in the 7/11. Unprovoked. I could smell the alcohol on him when I pushed him into a crate of veggies. He staggered out with me shouting behind. Point of this story? I have NEVER been physically assaulted by a woman, drunk or not.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

@MrsSamBarnard @ali_hen @SWPrivateSchool Leeewl, um, ok Karen. I'd call it preservation-of-self-by-not-wanting-to-be-near-seeming-yt-supremacists-because-we-know-how-dangerous-they-can-be... But sure, you go on ahead with that.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

A Dr. Seuss book but for 26-year old me: 'Oh, The Places You'll Hoe !'

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

7 years

People praising Jay Z for his "brave honesty" need to actually fck off. Men don't deserve a GD cookie every time they admit to being trash.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Had a horrible day yesterday. Come home to this.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

7 years

. @YoungstaCpt : My bru it's *poes* tho... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

A short story:

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Women need to realize that coming for other women they perceive as a threat to their relationship is like a mother shouting wildly at a packet of cigarettes when her child's the one with a smoking problem 🙄

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

1 year

I wasn't, which is incredibly rare. I'm liaising with police and the bar in Observatory where it happened, but with little other evidence, this will likely just be another forgotten incident of a man/men attacking a woman in this country. Another statistic.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

My friends all thought me being a journalist would be a cool thing.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

@sianfergs @SpitchNzawumbi

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

& in other news, Loneliness inna pandem has become more real for me today. Christmas with my loved ones has been cancelled, on Christmas eve. We’ve chosen to postpone the celebrations because there’s too much at risk 😞 But wow my heart is broken. Like, broken broken

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Watched a woman get arrested & dragged into the back of a SAPS van crying out "For protecting children? FOR PROTECTING CHILDREN??!!" My heart is fucking broken.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Right now, -South Africa's president is currently standing in parliament, talking about "addressing gender based violence". -16 kms away, a community is mourning the life of an 8 year old girl. -113 kms away, police are combing the crime scene. This country makes me sick.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

3 years

Unpopular opinion: The media giving non-reformed antivaxxers a platform is universally irresponsible.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

Feeling cute, defs not deleting later 😘

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

5 years

& In other news, I'm finally in my own bed tonight after spending the weekend in the bed of that married couple from tinder. You may now call me, Madame Unicorn 😄😄🌈🌈💜

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

10 months

Remember when just 1x image like this had the power to help end Apartheid?

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Plant Twitter: Can anyone tell me if this is indigenous? It kinda grew over night & makes a strange noise when I try look at it's leaves.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

@vbthoughts_001 Nah friend, getting excited about a landmark sentence doesn't equate to inaction towards previous instances. Apologies if it came across that way.

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

6 years

Good Morning to Everyone, Except the @iaaforg & all the other fucktards trying to police women's bodies. Much love for @caster800m as she faces the court today for a land mark battle. 💪💪💪

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Saya (like Say-Ja, SayNo, SayMaybe...)

@saya_pj

4 years

Working for an awesome company during this time means management buys gatsbys & I get to ugly-eat alone in my office

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