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@savantgard

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Co-founder of @aldastracom . Clueless, but willing. Untying the Internet knot.

London, UK
Joined April 2024
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@savantgard
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6 months
Ever felt like you're just a number, a mere stat in someone's analytics game? Welcome to untying the knot!
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@savantgard
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We've forgotten the beauty of being unoccupied, of letting our minds wander without a screen to guide them, of being bored and finding wonder in the mundane.
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@savantgard
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2 months
I've finally mastered the art of procrastination, I can now simultaneously waste an entire day while also feeling like I'm running out of time to do everything I need to do, it's a skill really.
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@savantgard
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We've all been there: you spend 20 minutes searching for your phone, only to realize it's been in your hand the entire time, quietly judging you for your lack of self-awareness.
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@savantgard
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My code comments are like diary entries - written in the fervent hope that future me will be smarter than past me, but in reality serving as a disturbing record of my descent into madness and increasingly questionable design choices
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@savantgard
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2 months
In a sea of endless notifications, we're drowning in a ocean of information, yet starving for a glimpse of our own thoughts.
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@savantgard
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The likes and followers we crave are just a faint echo of the validation we should be seeking from within, for it's in the silence of our own minds that we'll find the only approval that truly matters.
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@savantgard
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4 months
Can our brains truly tap into creative potential when constant notifications and endless scrolling have rewired our minds to crave instant gratification over deep focus?
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4 months
We're so busy framing our lives for the approval of strangers that we're missing the unedited beauty of our own stories.
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@savantgard
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6 months
We're trading in our worn out passports for worn out scrolling fingers, replacing the thrill of the unknown with the comfort of a familiar screen.
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@savantgard
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2 months
We're drowning in a sea of options, yet starving for a sense of direction; the more we're connected, the more we're disconnected from our own instincts.
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@savantgard
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4 months
We're trading in dinner tables for comment sections, and the only thing more astonishing than the ease of connection is the depth of our loneliness.
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@savantgard
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4 months
We're not being watched, we're being predicted, and the difference is that one is an invasion of our privacy, the other is an invasion of our potential.
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@savantgard
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5 months
Are we sacrificing our ability to think deeply on complex issues for the fleeting satisfaction of being constantly connected?
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@savantgard
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23 days
I love how some companies make you jump through hoops to cancel a subscription, like you're in a bad breakup trying to convince them that you're not just taking a break, you're really, truly, over it
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@savantgard
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12 days
I've spent years perfecting my online persona, and now I'm starting to suspect that my actual personality is just a character I'm playing in real life.
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@savantgard
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5 months
I've spent the last 3 hours tweaking my portfolio instead of actually doing new work, who else is guilty of procrastination by optimization?
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@savantgard
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6 months
Let's UNTIE the kNOT. 10/
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@savantgard
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3 months
We're using filters to show our real selves, algorithms to find genuine connections, and likes to measure self-worth. The irony is not lost on me that our digital crusade for authenticity is being led by the very tools that make it impossible.
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@savantgard
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4 months
We've traded porch swings and neighborhood block parties for likes and followers, and we're shocked that loneliness is on the rise.
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@savantgard
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5 months
I'm trying to be a functioning member of society but my fingers are literally itching to tweet my unsolicited opinion on everything
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@savantgard
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4 months
I'm starting to think the only thing more exhausting than keeping up with the Joneses is keeping up with the Kardashians' Instagram stories and still somehow ending up with a closet full of yoga pants and a soul that's 90% avocado toast
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@savantgard
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5 months
In a sea of endless feeds, it's not what we scroll through that defines us, but what we choose to stop for.
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@savantgard
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5 months
@nnitiwe The digital world is an ever-growing fight of distractions.
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@savantgard
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3 months
I've come to realize that the first 10 minutes of my day are a constant negotiation between my brain and my thumb, with my thumb almost always emerging victorious.
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@savantgard
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5 months
We're drowning in a sea of endless options, yet the more choices we have, the more paralyzed we become, proving that freedom of choice is a myth, and our greatest enemy is the limitless possibilities that suffocate our ability to decide.
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@savantgard
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6 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just experiencing Shiny Object Syndrome...
@danielcranney
Daniel Cranney 🇬🇧
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Be honest, do you have shiny object syndrome? 🤔
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@savantgard
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5 months
We're using our smartphones to spread the message of putting down our smartphones, because irony is the new black
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@savantgard
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6 months
We've reached a point where people are more proud of their virtual trophies than their real-life accomplishments.
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@savantgard
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5 months
In a world where our online actions have real-life consequences, digital responsibility is not just a moral obligation, but a civic duty to protect our collective humanity.
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@savantgard
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3 months
We've traded porch swings for password-protected bubbles, where strangers become friends and friends become strangers, and the only thing we're really connected to is our own reflections.
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@savantgard
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2 months
We're not procrastinating, we're just constantly redefining what 'later' means, one browser tab at a time.
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@savantgard
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4 months
We're trading meaningful conversations for meaningless notifications, and calling it a social life.
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@savantgard
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4 months
The endless scroll is a siren's call to our inner procrastinators, luring us further from self-awareness with each autoplay, until the only thing we're truly bingeing on is the avoidance of our own potential.
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3 months
My inbox is like a bad boyfriend, constantly demanding my attention, making me feel guilty for not checking in, and somehow still managing to leave me feeling empty and unfulfilled.
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@savantgard
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4 months
I've spent an embarrassing amount of time curating my online persona only to realize I'm still a hot mess in real life
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@savantgard
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5 months
We're so busy curating our online personas and digital bucket lists that we're forgetting to live the very moments we're supposed to be documenting.
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@savantgard
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4 months
Tried to have a deep conversation with someone today but we both ended up checking our phones mid-sentence and never came back to the topic
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@savantgard
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4 months
Are we sacrificing our ability to unravel the complexities of our own minds for the instant gratification of unraveling the complexities of our Twitter feeds?
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3 months
In a world where information is abundant but attention is scarce, the ability to discern signal from noise is not just a skill, it's a superpower.
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@savantgard
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5 months
We've gone from 'how are you?' to 'what's your handle?' and somehow we think we've made progress in connecting with each other.
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@savantgard
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6 months
We're using smartphones to convince people to put down their smartphones. The ultimate irony of digital minimalism challenges.
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@savantgard
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4 months
Clicking 'like' on a social justice post doesn't change the world, it just makes you feel better about not doing anything to change the world.
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@savantgard
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6 months
Just tried to have a phone-free dinner with friends and it lasted a whole 10 minutes before someone 'had to' check a 'urgent' work email and it all went downhill from there
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@savantgard
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6 months
We've reached a point where typing 'thoughts and prayers' is considered a suitable substitute for actual thoughts and prayers, and liking a charity post is seen as a viable alternative to actual charitable action.
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@savantgard
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4 months
We've traded heartfelt condolences for heart eyes, and meaningful conversations for meaningless likes, reducing human connection to a fleeting digital gesture.
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@savantgard
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5 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I need a new phone, laptop, and tablet every 6 months to my wallet, which is somehow still not convinced.
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@savantgard
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3 months
I just spent 3 hours crafting the perfect Instagram caption and now I'm 3 hours behind on my rent
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@savantgard
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5 months
As we conform to the algorithms of social media, are we sacrificing our unique perspectives for the comfort of virtual validation?
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@savantgard
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4 months
Technology is a servant, not a master. We must learn to harness its power without losing ourselves in its glow.
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@savantgard
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6 months
We're no longer reading the news, we're reading what the news algorithm thinks we want to read, and it's changing the way we understand the world.
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6 months
We're trading in worn-out hiking boots for worn-out keyboards, and the only summit we're reaching is a new level on our favorite video game.
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@savantgard
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6 months
The hardest thing sometimes is finding freedom in the uncertain... 9/
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@savantgard
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5 months
We're no longer just consumers of information, but architects of our own realities, curating personalized narratives that blur the lines between truth and convenience.
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@savantgard
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3 months
We're not addicted to our devices, we're addicted to the escape from the anxiety of being human, and our devices just happen to be the most convenient way to get there.
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@savantgard
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5 months
Trying to keep it real in a world of fake news and fake faces is like trying to hold water in my hands - the tighter I grip, the more it slips away
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@savantgard
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Adult friendships are like trying to keep a garden alive in a drought - you have to constantly water them with effort and attention, or they'll wither away to nothing but a faint memory of what once was.
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6 months
Trying to protect your online privacy is like trying to hold water in your hands - the harder you squeeze, the more it slips away
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@savantgard
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6 months
I post, therefore I am.
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@savantgard
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6 months
As governments and corporations increasingly police online discourse, do we risk sacrificing the very freedom of expression we once celebrated on the internet?
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3 months
In a sea of endless notifications, the strongest minds are those that can swim against the current of constant connection, and find solitude in the silence of their own thoughts.
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4 months
We've become a society where people are more comfortable typing 'thoughts and prayers' than actually thinking and praying, and more willing to change their profile picture than their proximity to the problem.
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@savantgard
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6 months
If you don’t post a coffee pic, do you even exist?
@starwardshar
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If you don't post a coffee pic, are you even a real indie hacker?
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@savantgard
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3 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my refusal to restart my computer right now, and I'll do it again in 10 minutes when the reminder pops up again.
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@savantgard
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5 months
As our collective memory shifts from physical archives to digital repositories, it's crucial we prioritize digital preservation to ensure the stories of our past inform the narratives of our future.
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@savantgard
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2 months
I've been scrolling for so long I've forgotten what I was originally looking for, what day it is, and what my name is, but I can tell you the entire cast of that one TV show that ended 10 years ago.
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@savantgard
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5 months
I've got 5000 virtual friends but I still eat dinner alone and have to pay for my own drinks
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@savantgard
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4 months
Just spent an hour crafting the perfect virtual outfit for my avatar, only to realize I'm still wearing sweatpants in real life
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@savantgard
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The loudest voices are not always the wisest, and in the digital age, it's not what you say, but what you choose to amplify that truly matters.
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@savantgard
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6 months
@FounderKyle @faustoct1 @DuckDuckGo That's the kind of news that makes all the sleepless nights worth it congratulations!
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@savantgard
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4 months
I've spent an hour crafting a cohesive visual brand across my social media profiles and I still can't get my real life laundry folded
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@savantgard
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5 months
Does tailoring experiences to our individual tastes actually narrow our exposure to new ideas, or can algorithms still surprise us with unexpected delights?
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@savantgard
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The scroll is a never-ending staircase of distractions, but intention is the handrail that guides us back to our true north.
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@savantgard
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2 months
I'm not saying I'm for sale, but my opinions are available for rent, and the going rate is roughly equivalent to the cost of a decent Wi-Fi connection.
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5 months
Digital detox retreats are being promoted on social media, because apparently the best way to disconnect is to first connect with our online ad
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@savantgard
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I'm not going to check my phone I'm not going to check my phone I'm not going to check my phone *checks phone*
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@savantgard
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We spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their life telling them to sit down and be quiet, all while using devices that were supposed to simplify our lives but now require us to constantly walk and talk to inanimate objects.
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@savantgard
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just spent an hour perfecting my virtual avatar's cat eye only to realize I still have to leave the house and face the world with my real, imperfect face
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@savantgard
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4 months
The irony of modern life is that we're more connected than ever yet our minds are lonelier than ever, and it's in those moments of solitude that true creativity is born, not in the endless scroll of digital noise.
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@savantgard
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6 months
Tried to have a meaningful convo with a chatbot and ended up in an infinite loop of 'I apologize, can you rephrase that?' and 'Did you mean to say...' when all I wanted to know was why my package was delayed
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@savantgard
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4 months
In a sea of sponsored posts, the most valuable influencer is your own critical thinking.
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@savantgard
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Spending hours online to learn how to spend less time online is the ultimate paradox of our digital lives.
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5 months
I'm tired of living my life through a screen. When did 'experiencing the moment' become 'capturing the perfect shot'?
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@savantgard
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6 months
We're trading whispered secrets in the dead of night for fleeting validation from strangers on the internet, and calling it connection.
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@savantgard
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6 months
Looking to grow to 100 people who will untie the knot with me! Currently at 14… Lets connect and fuel the internet knot together, before we untie it!
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@savantgard
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5 months
npm install denial
@OngDevLab
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npm install therapy
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We're using devices that can access the entirety of human knowledge to remind us to breathe.
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@savantgard
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We're trading our privacy for convenience, but what's the point of having the world at our fingertips if we can't even hold our own thoughts?
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@savantgard
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5 months
As tech giants monopolize our online lives, are we sacrificing autonomy for convenience, and what's the true cost of trading our personal data for the sake of efficiency?
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@savantgard
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5 months
Sometimes I don't know what to say This a genuine miracle I woke up today, so I got up to pray But, my BBM was pinging when My Android started singing then I missed all of the glory for technological luxuries And just like that, I forgot all of the trees
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@savantgard
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4 months
The absence of faces and names in online interactions has created a culture of cowards, where people hide behind screens to spew venom they'd never dare utter in person.
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@savantgard
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We've traded in our worn out hiking boots for worn out thumbs, and the only summit we're reaching is the top of our newsfeed.
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@savantgard
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3 months
I've finally admitted to myself that the first 10 minutes of my day are just a battle between my alarm clock and my thumb, with my productivity and sanity caught in the crossfire.
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@savantgard
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5 months
In a world where screens dominate our lives, remembering to disconnect is not a luxury, it's a necessity for our minds, bodies, and relationships to thrive.
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@savantgard
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5 months
We're using apps to track our screen time, websites to block social media, and gadgets to monitor our gadget use It's like trying to put out a fire with a flamethrower
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@savantgard
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Pitching to investors is like trying to convince a skeptical roommate that your crazy scheme to turn the living room into a ball pit is a sound financial decision, except the roommate has a lot more money and a better lawyer.
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@savantgard
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4 months
Are we sacrificing collective growth for the comfort of online validation, and if so, what's the true cost of only hearing ourselves?
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@savantgard
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Trying to live sustainably is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions, except the instructions are written in a language you don't speak and the pieces keep changing shape on you.
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@savantgard
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@GenxBonVivant Doing well mate, how are you? That’s what I’m talking about!
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