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Sasi Jayaram

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Sasi Jayaram
1 month
The tiger, a 2-million-year-old masterpiece of evolution, is now a rare guardian of Earth's forests, deserving of our respect and protection. Fewer than 4,000 tigers remainā€”a dwindling legacy of power, grace, and balance in the natural world.
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Sasi Jayaram
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"When you lie on your resume and still get the job."
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Sasi Jayaram
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"To fix your problem I suggest randomly knocking things over."
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Sasi Jayaram
2 days
RT @sasijayaram: "Donā€™t ask anything! Just get in the damn car, Alice. Weā€™ll explain on the way."
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Sasi Jayaram
3 days
"Donā€™t ask anything! Just get in the damn car, Alice. Weā€™ll explain on the way."
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Sasi Jayaram
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Me explaining to my boss why I leave the office a little early.
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Sasi Jayaram
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Me explaining to my boss why I leave the office a little early.
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Sasi Jayaram
4 days
Guess whoā€™s gonna be alone on Valentineā€™s Day. šŸ˜…šŸ’”šŸ•šŸŽ®
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Sasi Jayaram
5 days
"What? Nothing... I was just scratching my ear."
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Sasi Jayaram
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"There's no time to explain, just get in the damn car."
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Sasi Jayaram
8 days
"If something doesn't make you happy, remove it from your life."
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Sasi Jayaram
10 days
After my first day at gym.
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Sasi Jayaram
10 days
How I look sneaking back from the kitchen at 3 AM.
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Sasi Jayaram
11 days
Me trying to track the order I just placed 2 minutes ago.
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Sasi Jayaram
12 days
"Dave, don't, he ain't worth it bro."
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Sasi Jayaram
12 days
RT @sasijayaram: "Oh great, These fucking humans!"
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Sasi Jayaram
13 days
"Oh great, These fucking humans!"
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Sasi Jayaram
17 days
"No lowball offers, I know what I got. Pay up or walk away."
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Sasi Jayaram
18 days
"Nah, it's fucked, Dave"
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Sasi Jayaram
19 days
"FREEZE THE ENGINES, GIVE ME THE FISH, AND YOU CAN GO IN PEACE!"
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Sasi Jayaram
20 days
When your extroverted friend drags you to a party you didnā€™t sign up for...
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