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“if we’re just looking for tina fey, we’re not even going to see conan”

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@sashalemon98
jessica
28 days
🧵 tina fey saying slang terms and/or being a little too in the know [incomplete] #1 : “enter your fugly slut era”
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@sashalemon98
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1 month
have you ever wondered, who are the pope’s favorite comedians?
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1 year
@rachelmillman the forever 21 is 2 minutes from the nearest location on broadway
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9 days
SETH MEYERS’ DRUMMER 😭😭😭
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@sashalemon98
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17 days
thank god. now i can find these tweets more easily
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Twitter/X now allows you to search through your bookmarks.
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@sashalemon98
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7 months
tina: i was a 22 year old virgin amy: and i was doing cocaine
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@sashalemon98
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8 months
i really hate the narrative that cecily strong is some morally upright person for pulling out of the sketch. she didn’t make this determination after reading the sketch and rehearsing it probably for multiple days. she made the decision 2 hours before the show when she received a
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@sashalemon98
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8 months
the besties are bestieing
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@sashalemon98
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8 months
i printed a bunch of tweet about the cut snl sketch we’ve been calling “latte crime scene” and presented it to him
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@sashalemon98
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8 months
brand new cast member in the role. and strong gets praised for her actions by the general public and troast shamed??? troast, who’s been on the show for 7 episode is in no place to say “no, i won’t do this role.” esp, when there aren’t any female cast members left who could do it
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@sashalemon98
jessica
8 months
for more context dismukes didn’t actually seem concerned to me. he said how much he appreciated it like ten times after. i assume giving someone a polite cheap gift is fine
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@sashalemon98
jessica
2 months
if you work with her once you’re employed for life
@The_Streamr
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2 months
Erika Henningsen has joined the cast of Tina Fey's series 'FOUR SEASONS' at Netflix. ( @Variety )
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@sashalemon98
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1 year
i would pay so much money to have witnessed this shake shack outing
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@sashalemon98
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8 months
new addition. thanks andrew
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@sashalemon98
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7 months
me when i learned a “cold open” is just the general term for the opening of a show prior to the title card as opposed to an snl specific phenomena
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shawn
7 months
says a lot that you know so much terminology that they use for the show, which are honestly probably just normal broadcasting/production terminology
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@sashalemon98
jessica
7 months
i didn’t get carded for my drink probably because what child is out here ordering a sangria before attending a tina fey/amy poehler comedy show. this is middle aged white woman behavior
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@sashalemon98
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1 year
some of these are old, but early 2000s snl ppl that i like at the picket lines
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@sashalemon98
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12 days
in a way… yes?
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Do you think they feel responsible?
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1 month
as a viewer it might not seem super important esp if you’re just watching on youtube but as someone who’s spent a lot of time in that studio if i ever went back experiencing silence between segments is going to be scary as fuck. i’m slightly emotional.
@Variety
Variety
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NBC isn’t cutting “Late Night” off the network’s regular schedule, but it is going to cut the show’s budget. The 8G Band, a signature element of Meyers' show since it launched in 2014, will stop appearing this fall.
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@sashalemon98
jessica
9 months
i want lorne michaels to host snl
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@sashalemon98
jessica
15 days
@memesistential idk how much going to after parties is actually encouraged or anything but i once at stage door saw steve higgins trying to persuade marcello to go. i think that’s a whole weird element of snl culture akin to pressuring your employees to go out for happy hour
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@sashalemon98
jessica
24 days
genuinely how does chloe fineman keep booking shit? i don’t even dislike her but it’s baffling she’s the most successful current cast member in terms of movies/tv
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@sashalemon98
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1 year
this much we know ms poehler
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@sashalemon98
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7 months
poehler said her fave cast members and said “i really love that marcello fellow” and then said “both the chloes” “my kids said jost and che are their favorite update anchors of all time” after marcello she just sounded like she was trying to coke up with cast members
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@sashalemon98
jessica
2 months
why does vanessa bayer follow her?
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@bathsaltenjoyer
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2 months
actually you know what sure. who gives a fuck anymore.
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@sashalemon98
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3 months
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they “raised” me.
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@sashalemon98
jessica
23 days
i’ve only ever seen the snl sketch and not the real photo so this was weirdly uncanny valley
@ActuallyEmerson
Emerson Collins
23 days
Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head.
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@sashalemon98
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1 year
she’s here!!
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@sashalemon98
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8 months
btw i have nothing against strong! she was one of my favorite cast members but i’m just upset with how this s playing out for troast and the view of the general public
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@sashalemon98
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1 year
💕💕💕🌈🌈🌈
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@sashalemon98
jessica
8 months
bad reception at dress rehearsal in front of an audience. what she’s uncomfortable with is not the contents of the sketch but of returning to the show after a year and bombing. so instead her (and i’m sure lorne too) made the decision to not sour strong’s image and instead had a
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@sashalemon98
jessica
6 months
the original mean girls is basically an snl movie. it stars tim meadows, tina fey, ana gasteyer and amy poehler. written by tina fey. produced by lorne michaels. like it’s the equivalent of a PDD movie today
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@sashalemon98
jessica
6 months
uhhh… amy just replied to me insulting her IM SORRY IM REALLY SORRY
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@sashalemon98
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3 months
posting progress photos so i actually finish the things i start
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@sashalemon98
jessica
1 year
I’m going to make all the show Q&A’s I can get info on into a document, but here is the Chicago 5/20 show for Tina Fey Amy Poehler Restless Leg tour. Thank you to everyone that helped me make this!
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@sashalemon98
jessica
3 months
macy’s prom clearance
@hqscelebrity
Celebrity Photos HQ
3 months
Seth Meyers and Alexi Ashe attend The 2024 Met Gala. #MetGala2024
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@sashalemon98
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1 year
“if i had to make out with seth than seth wrote it” -amy poehler
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@sashalemon98
jessica
5 months
fans of the host/mg can be really rude to snl fans and believe they’re more deserving. but some snl fans can be just as rude back and act like new people don’t belong. i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy
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@sashalemon98
jessica
7 months
oh to sit in an audience with rachel zegler and jason sudeikis while maya rudolph and kristen wiig pop up in a bunch of sketches. (this feels like a game of mad libs)
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@sashalemon98
jessica
8 months
stefon being the only male character to be queen just made me laugh out loud alone in my room. whoever designed the snl playing card is either gay or homophobic
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@sashalemon98
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5 months
let’s see if i can gather info
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@sashalemon98
jessica
5 months
can we all acknowledge the small victory that i have enough self control to not go to lnsm’s 10 year anniversary episode with amy poehler as the sole guest
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@sashalemon98
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7 months
IM SEEING TINA FEY!!!!!
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@sashalemon98
jessica
10 months
in the olden days (2000s) people were showing up to read throughs in a hoodie and jeans, they’d just pulled an all nighter. now they have to look hot cause it’ll go on instagram.
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@sashalemon98
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3 months
can’t believe it’s been a year
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@sashalemon98
jessica
5 months
the lorne pout 😭😭😭
@labelleupdates
Gabriel LaBelle Updates
5 months
Gabriel LaBelle is seen filming 'SNL 1975' at 30 Rock on March 10, 2024 in New York City. He’s playing Lorne Michaels, the SNL creator. 📸: Getty Images/Gotham/GC Images
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@sashalemon98
jessica
1 year
when asked this past week what character she relates to the most poehler said jojo the valet. here is a clip of jojo the valet
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@sashalemon98
jessica
5 months
scarjo was laughing at jost’s jokes. it’s so sweet she’s supportive of his hobbies
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@sashalemon98
jessica
8 months
thank you @NoahKahan for the backstage photos the snl stan girlies appreciate it
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@sashalemon98
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1 year
i wonder who recorded this. and what did she tell them “do a bunch of takes of me falling into the water”
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@sashalemon98
jessica
8 months
i know people hated backstage monologues but i have 2000s nostalgia. i generally love meta content though, chicago improv is one of my favorite sketches of all time. i loved the cutaway in emma stones mono to lorne as her husband. it’s fun.
@ThatWeekInSNL
That Week In SNL
8 months
@GarrettNeiss It is kinda weird to me that, in an age where more people are plugged into the cast and “narrative” around the show, they don’t ever try for backstage meta stuff anymore. I feel people would eat it just as much, if not more, than when they did it with the OG cast.
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8 months
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8 months
2 hours later and i’ve prewritten 68 questions. i had 200 meaning only 34% of questions summer jessica thought were acceptable does fall/winter jessica think are acceptable
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@sashalemon98
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6 months
asked tina how she feels about reneé rapp calling her mother during press. she said “i love it. i feel like pedro pascal”
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jessica
6 months
writers as planted audience members. finally we’ve returned to our roots
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@sashalemon98
jessica
1 year
hi seth, big fan. 92y explain yourself
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@sashalemon98
jessica
2 months
poehler and bateman played the role fineman and longfellow had in tt and mario originally
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@sashalemon98
jessica
8 months
i also asked poehler for her autograph and she said no but was nice about it. so exchange with amy poehler has now been checked off my bucketlist
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@sashalemon98
jessica
8 months
what’s happening. what is this gathering. bloom next to squirm tho is FOR ME
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@sashalemon98
jessica
3 months
i searched “snl” and there was so much gold but i don’t want to quote tweet something from 2018
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@sashalemon98
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8 months
sethtina!!!! big day for me
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jessica
2 months
when she said “i’ve been reading,” i was like “you mean watching tiktoks on?” and then she concludes by mentioning tiktok
@WonderyMedia
Wondery
2 months
So glad @AmyPoehler has the answer to my evening antisocial vibes. 🥶 Listen to the new episode of Baby, this is Keke Palmer: #kekepalmer #amypoehler #functionalfreeze #podcast
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@sashalemon98
jessica
5 months
this is such a middle school point of view. you hear a mildly offensive word and laugh like it’s a joke
@TorrmallThomas
Torrmall Thomas
5 months
@Shanemgillis said retarded, gay, and whacking off…. SNL has never been this funny
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jessica
1 month
“well i googled you too, you wanna know what popped up.” i love when ppl are rude or snarky to fallon, my heart grows
@reneesohot
sapphic chaos • on vacay
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“did you not know who i was before?” LMFAO and the FINGER CLAPS? SHE GETS IT
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6 months
tina also referred to the icarly finale as the “gold standard of finales” and forced the 30 rock writers room to watch it. she also appeared in an episode of the show. idk why she’s an icarly stan but i respect it
@EW
Entertainment Weekly
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'Mean Girls' screenwriter Tina Fey really loves the 'iCarly' reference in the new musical movie: 'That probably brings me the most joy of all the new things.'
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@sashalemon98
jessica
8 months
guys. andrew dismukes gonna start thinking he has groupies between the reaction to him being shirtless and the poster.
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jessica
1 year
this quote is about me, amy told me herself
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jessica
6 months
summary: *50th anniversary show is in feb 2025 *lorne said he’ll pick someone by then *when asked if tina will takeover he said she’s definitely qualified but there’s a lot of people at the show right now
@EW
Entertainment Weekly
6 months
Lorne Michaels confirmed that Tina Fey is in the running to succeed him at 'Saturday Night Live': 'She’s a very important person in my life.'
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3 months
i love how so many people now think 30 rock has gay characters. true definition of queer baiting.
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3 months
#LIZLEMON : good luck, babe!
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6 months
what world are you living in? as someone who in a manic episode wrote a 30-some page document trying to prove they had an affair, seth is 1000x more into amy than she might’ve been into him.
@fetalgeniuss
Emma
6 months
Seth Meyers needs to be studied like everyone’s so in love with him Amy Poehler was ready to drop everything for this man if he didn’t have a wife
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10 months
i think tina should host the first snl episode back from the writers strike to keep the tradition going. i don’t care that she has nothing to promote
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jessica
4 months
3/5 of these men have kissed tina fey. and yet no tina fey cameo
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8 months
4 of us were walking around 30 rock and all said “hi wally” when we passed him in a very “hi barbie” manner
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jessica
9 months
i’m dying that i also had this halloween costume idea.
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jessica
9 months
alternative ideas were: -wally, where i just hold a sign and wear normal clothes -debbie downer -tina fey in famous dog restaurant sketch of i want to say 2003
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8 months
i’ve been doing the snl line since fall 2021. here’s proof. couldn’t have done it earlier because i used to live in florida so giving up a weekend to snl was difficult. i moved to maryland in august 2021. but ya know if i really cared about the show i would’ve been going earlier
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jessica
5 months
and if life was an episode of 30 rock they’d call it mountcock
@ToonHive
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Paramount+ and Peacock are reportedly in talks to merge into a single streaming service.
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5 months
i had zero plans of seeing this episode but i feel like i have to go now.
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4 months
i would love to be a lornette
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@moisntcoolman
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Can you guys take my quiz please
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8 months
chloe troast putting her hand on my shoulder. i haven’t recovered guys.
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jessica
6 months
every semester i apply to intern for snl’s social media team. and if that ever happens i can’t wait to read all your “bestie @nbcsnl post read through” tweets
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jessica
7 months
girls be like “i know a spot” and take you here
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@sitcompaege
finn🌷
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girls be like “i know a spot” and take you here
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jessica
9 months
people saying that dress reports are “scabbing” “bootlegs” “leaking the hard work of writers” etc is a new phenomenon that started this week despite people talking about dress rehearsal on the internet for decades. i’m genuinely wondering what changed?
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1 year
i live next to a hospital so for a while i’d go there once a week and have them do studies on me and i saved up the gift cards from the studies to buy comedy show tickets and trains to nyc. i legit had 19 mri scans done on me in the span of a year.
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3 months
joe biden old. women belong in the kitchen. colin jost problematic white man. east asians are so backwards.
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3 months
“i love documentary now” -amy poehler you do? that’s. surprising.
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jessica
3 months
why did i never think to ask tina about her rap verse on a childish gambino song
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jessica
3 months
need martin short to host again cause it’s the only soon to be 5 timer that i think tina would show up for.
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1 year
meyers and poehler held both of their hands together for a few moments during commercial break.
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jessica
4 months
i love how colin jost is both tina AND amy
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jessica
6 months
tina is a decent singer and she put herself on tape to play the baker’s wife for into the woods. like she could’ve given herself a song. 😭😭 i blame jeff cause he criticizes her singing. my headcanon is they got in a fight when she tried to sing
@dontcryywillow
isla saoirse
6 months
giggling
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jessica
2 months
what if i wrote a fanfic where tina fey receives lorne’s empire but higgins is like “what the fuck” and the two battle it out in a wwe style brawl but then it divulges into sexual tension
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jessica
3 months
the weirdest thing i had to do in order to find a niche piece of lost media was figure out the language and inside jokes of the howard stern reddit community and build up goodwill with them cause they refused to answer my question otherwise
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@sashalemon98
jessica
6 months
lol you gonna quote the former headwriter of snl to mock snl
@mcjeppy
kenz
6 months
thank you @badrepjoe
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jessica
5 months
so updates: *joe biden said the words “im a zionist” and no reaction from seth obviously *didnt get a q&a cause smh *amy stuck around for 1 part of biden’s interview but not the second *amy’s interview was cut real short and most of the focus was biden
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jessica
10 months
make tina hosting a post-strike tradition pretty please
@joseramonmarmtz
Jose Ramon Marquez
10 months
Tina Fey's monologue when she hosted @nbcsnl after the 2007-2008 #WGAstrike ... Can I suggest Tina Fey hosting the season premiere after this year's strike? #SNL #AHauntingInVenice
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jessica
10 months
acquired.
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jessica
4 months
i’ve seen so many islamaphobic and arabophobic snl sketches as early 2000s fan so seeing ramy host and make his identity a big part of the show made me really happy ❤️
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jessica
1 year
yes. i do struggle with being arab and my fave era of snl being 2001-2006, thank you for asking
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jessica
3 months
tinamy tour officially over. finally, they can stop pretending to be friends!
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