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@sardines1000

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sorry for selfie-ing
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me charging my phone 😁
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more. of me
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can you think of something else
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i think my nuface is working for real
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ok legitimately the most psychotic dm ive ever received
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at least he’s committed i guess
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I know im cured because i don’t dream about moving to new york anymore
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making memes about genocide is very strange to me… i think everyone should be putting a little more thought and effort into their responses…
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hiii
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i know julian casablancas and damon albarn would have the craziest conversations about ipads
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They need to round up the catholic red scare egirls like cattle take away their iphones and force them to do hard labor for like 60 days i think it would really help
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@sardines1000
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The impact clairo getting famous had on my sex life was kinda crazy. Thanks girl
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You had to be there…
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@sardines1000
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since im on private can i admit something horrible. i spent $83 at asos the other day
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I think i need to spend $30 on gopuff right now
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i think soft boiled eggs are chic (im going to make a soft boiled egg)
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tweeting from browser to publicly shame myself because why did i just say hehe out loud in a work meeting
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it is just kind of weird that the same people angry at like.. SNL for hamas jokes are okay with reducing something horrific to shit like “girl the genocide” in the brat font. i think both are a little tacky
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i ate steak tartare
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i need to eat steak tartare really really soon
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@sardines1000
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bf has an interview at my favorite restaurant in the city yuppp im about to gain 40 pounds
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making brown butter chocolate chip cookies with pretzel pieces right noww. if anyone wants some
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ok im going to paris for 10 days in may can someone with good taste give me some things to do
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@r0r0n04_113 for people with 18 braincells maybe
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my dream job is tj maxx associate
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tweetinf from browser is the perfect solution to phone addiction.. i love to post and then close tab
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Looking at my screenshots from 2019 im ctfu why did i think this was romantic
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when i take adderall i start replying to all of my twitter notifications like they’re work emails
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good morning
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is this a safe space to say both of the guys from challengers are really really ugly
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i yawned
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i really hate posting pictures of myself now ufhhhhhg it feels so disgusting to basically be selling my appearance to random people online but now i do it every time i feel broke lol
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sorry for logging off for two weeks ive been binge watching game of thrones again (self harm)
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it was mid
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does anyone wanna gamble with me
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not going to lie once i got off birth control i stopped being attracted to paul mescal
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she’s nice
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Im going to learn how to do something today i think
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upstairs neighbor just got dj equipment 😁🔫
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Bf (straight) is legitimately mad at me for watching ONE episode of rpdr without him 😭
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i really like seeing u guys post the books you’re reading especially when they have pretty covers. Unfortunately i have an e-reader so i cant join in on the fun but just know i am admiring your book posts please don’t stop
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i think it’s time for a slime and squishy revival
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is veep actually good should i watch.. i bored
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@whimpermanence extra picture for u :D
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don’t care about her music or life at all but i think ariana grande and i would be frenemies in a really beautiful way. so i just cant hate her
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Like jaw dropped….
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iced ube latte is extra purple y today #winning
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@willy_sully @iconnnorpop Truly not trying to be rude but you guys are like 35 don’t you have better things to do
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i need to eat steak tartare really really soon
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nobody wanna see us together.. but it don’t matter .. No
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@bookberryfairy went through her account and she works from home lol she is completely out of touch.. sure 70+ hr work weeks may be doable if ur WFH but how many people have that privilege?? also why would u ever be proud of being overworked 😭
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if you guys want to be trad so badly why don’t you go work on a farm and disappear from society for real
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Does anyone want to gibe me $20 rn
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Really need a corndog 💗
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it’s like really pathetic to feel this way and still do it but also it is such a ridiculously easy way to make money
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jambon beurre and a lemon san pellegrino for breakfast today.. sitting outside cause it’s beautiful out…. reading giovanni’s room.. #winning part 2
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@claireyael u literally look exactly like both of them
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@r4chnera yeah sure uplifting ethnic features sounds great but when you are unwilling to criticize those who get rid of them what good does it do lol
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weather is so perfect i feel like i need to drink a $14 cocktail
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#Deleted account i will escape the desire to profit off of being a girl
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(Derogatory)
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does anyone want to 2 tickets to see the chameleons tn in philly i will literally sell them to u for like $20 total
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my smile lines are usually so bad nobody understamds
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for me
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having friends who work in the service industry while u have a corporate job is like being in hell
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@bookberryfairy people are being so weird about that tweet i don’t know why anyone feels the need to defend shein of all brands 😭
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@Loid0953 there are plenty of people who dm me completely normal and kind things i think it’s fair to expect men to have basic human decency and not dm random women asking them to sell their bodies
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@teethgnashing every time i see this girl on my tl i have to close rhe app she’s too pretty
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I didn’t spend $30 on gopuff #strength
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@willy_sully @iconnnorpop Ok well what’s worse me calling u both 35 and desperate for attention (true) or you publicly tweeting that you’re horny for a serial rapist and abuser❤️
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roxxxy not winning this season of rpdr all stars is fucked up but whatever..
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It would be fun for you
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@robinelizabth yup it probably is who u think it is 😭
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yup..
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@purehandjob Every time you say something mean about paul mescal it feel s like this to me
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@r4chnera lol seeing other women get called out for destroying their faces is exactly what stopped me from seeking out a nose job. how can u even call yourself a radfem 😭
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@grrlcreature omg THANK U :3
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@ARSONDOER yayy i literally will give u some :D
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@ARSONDOER GOOD LUCK!!!! <3
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@grrlcreature thank u sm <33 they truly are though like idk why so many of them think that this type of behavior is normal 😭
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@whimpermanence i hope everything turns out ok and u get some answers!!
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@purehandjob I forgive you cause this made me laugh out loud
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@ijbolpete we need the ijbolpete book club
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@brjork the funniest part is that by “here” he meant NYU 😭😭😭
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@squidgicumsqee exactly!!!! it’s also so easy to hate your unique features at 16/17 when others your age have a pretty limited idea of beauty, i think as ive gotten older ive gotten much more positive comments on my nose (not that others opinions should rly influence ur self worth but)
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@sohiiiischool THANK U :D
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that was so humiliating i need to quit now
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